Bing Bong Merry is High!

Bing bong Merry is high!

In heaven Frodo is singing,

Bing bong Merry is high!

Whilst he's screwing Sa-am.

Hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyper,

Gandalf is eccentric!

Hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyper

Gandalf is eccentric!

Author's Note: OK, I don't know what I was thinking. We head double Technology, one of the boys sang the first line or so of `Ding Dong`, and it started going round my head. I don't know much, so I just changed it into a Lord of the Rings thing! I always thought they said, `Hosanna is eccentric`, so that's where the Gandalf lines come from. Sorry it isn't long, but I just wanted to write it down. Who knows, maybe I'll right a crazy LotR fic, and make one of them sing this! Opinion? Who sings it, why, or do you just not want them to sing it?