Author's note: I. AM. SO. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry to all you
people who have been waiting for the next chapter! It all started when I
got sick, stupid fever! Lasted about four days. Then I got a cold. Stupid
thing. Then I got better, but then I had HOMEWORK! Another stupid thing.
And now I have a cold again! I decided to stop putting this off, and write.
Meet the Agents
By C-Chan
*When will those fools leave me alone?!* thought Saruman. Then he looked at his scenery. As he ran though the middle door, in the three doors, he would run though a very dark room, then up some stairs, then through the door again. That was not right. He then turned and went though the right door, and the same thing happened, him ending up at the three doors again. After fifteen minutes of this he go tired. And just sat down and waited for what he knew was coming.
"SING US A SONG MR.SARUMAN!
SING US A SONG TONIGHT!
THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD
WE DON'T CARE, OUR EARS DIED LAST NIGHT!"
'Whoa! You fool of a fellowship! Fellowship halt!" bellowed Gandalf, and as he commanded, the fellowship stopped running, though they all ended up crashing into a wall.
"Why did you do that Gandalf! You almost made me break my sword again!"
"Yeah! And my axe has a scratch!"
"You made Mr. Frodo upset!"
*Big Watery Eyes*
"I think I see a split end! No, wait, it's just bad lighting!"
"Never mind that! Now the flasks with the ale in them are cracked!"
"And all the mushrooms are squashed!"
"I'm fine, my huge plate protected me"
Gandalf walks over to Boromir and hits him on the head with his staff.
"That's a shield, you fool of a man!"
*SNIFF* Well, why did we stop, Gandalf?" asked Frodo, as Sam hands him a handkerchief.
"We stopped because of that! You foolish ring-bearer!" he said, pointing with his staff to Saruman sitting on a rock with earplugs in his ears, starring at his nails.
Saruman then just looked up, sensing that he was being stared at, and pulled out the earplugs.
"Ah, finally, now all of you shut up"
"What are you doing" asked Pippin.
"and listen because"
"Why, can't you see? He's debating whether to paint his nails clear again or pink!" stated Merry.
"something odd is going on you foolish half lings! And I don't paint my nails! "
"Yeah…right…whatever' said the fellowship, as Saruman began to look nervous.
"I don't!"
"Uh huh, yeah, sure you don't"
"Well, look at this" said Saruman as he picked up a rock and threw it through one of the doors then it zoomed up the stairs and Gandalf caught it.
"What does it mean?" asked Frodo
"It means that…WE'RE STUCK IN A RERUN!" screamed Aragorn as he started running in circles.
"NO! You fool of a king" said Gandalf as he whacked Aragorn with his staff knocking him unconscious.
Then, suddenly, the lights dimmed, and a spotlight appeared in the middle door way, and there stood, two figures dressed in long coats with a hat tipped slightly down, so you couldn't see their faces, and they had a hand holding the tip of the hat, keeping the hat in place.*Think of old detective type people*
"Who are you?" asked Sam
"We are the ones who made you run in circles" said one.
"And we're sorry for doing that, but it was necessary for us to do our job" said the other.
"And just what is your "job", and who are you?" said Frodo
"And can turn the lights back on? This is creepy!" said Merry
"Oh please! Leave the lights off! We never get to do our introduction anymore! Please! We'll……..give you a basket of mushrooms with a…a …a……can of "Fan-girl-away"!"
"DONE!" screamed the hobbits quickly taking the basket, devouring the mushrooms.
"OKAY! Ahem, lets start over!" said the one who gave them the basket.
"I am bane of all who annoy me!
I like cute and cuddly things!
I like beating things up!
I am the bane of bugs!
And together we're the bane of abusive fangirls!
We are:
Agent Fushi!
Agent Moochi!
OF THE C.A.I!"
"I thought it was C.I.A?" asked Pippin
"No, C.A.I, "Character Abuse Investigators" said Agent Moochi.
"Hiya! I'm Agent Moochi, this is Agent Fushi, but you can call us Moochi and Fushi if ya want!" then they all shook hands.
"Hello, I'm"
"Frodo Baggins of the Shire!" said Moochi
"Greetings I'm"
"Gimli the Dwarf! Cool Axe!" said Fushi
"And your Aragorn, and Boromir, and Gandalf, and Legolas, and Pippin, and Merry, and Sam, and Frodo and Gimli!" said Moochi
"How do you know our names?" asked Legolas
"Well, it's part of our job" said Fushi
"And just what is your job?" asked a very irritated Saruman.
"TO PROTECT AND DEFEND CHARATERS WHO ARE BEING ABUSED!" shouted Fushi and Moochi.
"What do you mean?" asked Pippin
"Well, you know how the fangirls *all shiver* are following you? It's our job to safely guide you through the mines" said Fushi
"All right, then lead on!" said Gandalf
Authors Note: Okay, because I don't write sometimes,*like, I haven't written in FOREVER* I decided that whoever reviews, is gonna be on a list, and whenever a new chapter's put up, I'm gonna tell you. If you don't want me to do this, then just tell me in a review, and I won't put you on the list.
Meet the Agents
By C-Chan
*When will those fools leave me alone?!* thought Saruman. Then he looked at his scenery. As he ran though the middle door, in the three doors, he would run though a very dark room, then up some stairs, then through the door again. That was not right. He then turned and went though the right door, and the same thing happened, him ending up at the three doors again. After fifteen minutes of this he go tired. And just sat down and waited for what he knew was coming.
"SING US A SONG MR.SARUMAN!
SING US A SONG TONIGHT!
THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD
WE DON'T CARE, OUR EARS DIED LAST NIGHT!"
'Whoa! You fool of a fellowship! Fellowship halt!" bellowed Gandalf, and as he commanded, the fellowship stopped running, though they all ended up crashing into a wall.
"Why did you do that Gandalf! You almost made me break my sword again!"
"Yeah! And my axe has a scratch!"
"You made Mr. Frodo upset!"
*Big Watery Eyes*
"I think I see a split end! No, wait, it's just bad lighting!"
"Never mind that! Now the flasks with the ale in them are cracked!"
"And all the mushrooms are squashed!"
"I'm fine, my huge plate protected me"
Gandalf walks over to Boromir and hits him on the head with his staff.
"That's a shield, you fool of a man!"
*SNIFF* Well, why did we stop, Gandalf?" asked Frodo, as Sam hands him a handkerchief.
"We stopped because of that! You foolish ring-bearer!" he said, pointing with his staff to Saruman sitting on a rock with earplugs in his ears, starring at his nails.
Saruman then just looked up, sensing that he was being stared at, and pulled out the earplugs.
"Ah, finally, now all of you shut up"
"What are you doing" asked Pippin.
"and listen because"
"Why, can't you see? He's debating whether to paint his nails clear again or pink!" stated Merry.
"something odd is going on you foolish half lings! And I don't paint my nails! "
"Yeah…right…whatever' said the fellowship, as Saruman began to look nervous.
"I don't!"
"Uh huh, yeah, sure you don't"
"Well, look at this" said Saruman as he picked up a rock and threw it through one of the doors then it zoomed up the stairs and Gandalf caught it.
"What does it mean?" asked Frodo
"It means that…WE'RE STUCK IN A RERUN!" screamed Aragorn as he started running in circles.
"NO! You fool of a king" said Gandalf as he whacked Aragorn with his staff knocking him unconscious.
Then, suddenly, the lights dimmed, and a spotlight appeared in the middle door way, and there stood, two figures dressed in long coats with a hat tipped slightly down, so you couldn't see their faces, and they had a hand holding the tip of the hat, keeping the hat in place.*Think of old detective type people*
"Who are you?" asked Sam
"We are the ones who made you run in circles" said one.
"And we're sorry for doing that, but it was necessary for us to do our job" said the other.
"And just what is your "job", and who are you?" said Frodo
"And can turn the lights back on? This is creepy!" said Merry
"Oh please! Leave the lights off! We never get to do our introduction anymore! Please! We'll……..give you a basket of mushrooms with a…a …a……can of "Fan-girl-away"!"
"DONE!" screamed the hobbits quickly taking the basket, devouring the mushrooms.
"OKAY! Ahem, lets start over!" said the one who gave them the basket.
"I am bane of all who annoy me!
I like cute and cuddly things!
I like beating things up!
I am the bane of bugs!
And together we're the bane of abusive fangirls!
We are:
Agent Fushi!
Agent Moochi!
OF THE C.A.I!"
"I thought it was C.I.A?" asked Pippin
"No, C.A.I, "Character Abuse Investigators" said Agent Moochi.
"Hiya! I'm Agent Moochi, this is Agent Fushi, but you can call us Moochi and Fushi if ya want!" then they all shook hands.
"Hello, I'm"
"Frodo Baggins of the Shire!" said Moochi
"Greetings I'm"
"Gimli the Dwarf! Cool Axe!" said Fushi
"And your Aragorn, and Boromir, and Gandalf, and Legolas, and Pippin, and Merry, and Sam, and Frodo and Gimli!" said Moochi
"How do you know our names?" asked Legolas
"Well, it's part of our job" said Fushi
"And just what is your job?" asked a very irritated Saruman.
"TO PROTECT AND DEFEND CHARATERS WHO ARE BEING ABUSED!" shouted Fushi and Moochi.
"What do you mean?" asked Pippin
"Well, you know how the fangirls *all shiver* are following you? It's our job to safely guide you through the mines" said Fushi
"All right, then lead on!" said Gandalf
Authors Note: Okay, because I don't write sometimes,*like, I haven't written in FOREVER* I decided that whoever reviews, is gonna be on a list, and whenever a new chapter's put up, I'm gonna tell you. If you don't want me to do this, then just tell me in a review, and I won't put you on the list.
