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Chapter Five - Imprisonment and Torture, by Rexy
with comments by Princess Katie
"Are you two ready yet?" Katie called from the stairs.
"Hold on!" came the reply.
Katie sighed, twirling a strand of hair around her finger. She had done it in messy waves for the first day. She was thinking about what makeup she could get away with without it being noticed when she realized something.
"I am so stupid!" she cried, smacking herself in the forehead. I'm the author, she thought. I can twist the school rules! She waved her hand, and she knew she wouldn't get yelled at for wearing makeup or crazy socks. She was applying eyeshadow when Hermione and Ginny came up the stairs.
"Are you guys ready?" she asked, snapping the eyeshadow case closed. "Grab your backpacks, we've got to get out of here."
At school
"Here it is, our meager little excuse for a school," Katie said wickedly.
"Wow, this really is a small school..." Ginny said
"Yeah. Well, we'd better be getting to our 'assigned' corners" Katie said, referring to their crossing guard duties (all the eighth graders had some sort of assignment). (Muwahaha, patrol!)
Katie and Ginny walked to their corner. Rexy and Ron were assigned to the corner closest to Katie and Ginny. Rexy and Katie met half way between their corners, leaving Ginny and Ron to cross people.
"Cute eye shadow," Rexy said about Katie's lavender eye makeup
"Thanks...I love your socks" The Princess replied, commenting on Rexy's thigh high neon rainbow socks. They both sighed.
"Hey, did you see? Andrew and Ollie are on the same corner!" Rexy said. Andrew was a new student who had just transferred to our school. He was also CUTE, and had caught Katie's eye. (Hey, I've got to get a cute guy too! *pouts*)
"Yup. Hermione is on the other with Harry."
"I noticed. HEY.....I've got an idea....."
"Uh oh." (Rexy…an idea? NOOOO! *evil laughter*)
"Ginny likes Harry, right? And, well, I like Ollie, and you wouldn't protest to being paired with Andrew would you?"
"Of course not, but how..."
"Listen..." Rexy explained her plan to Katie. Katie agreed, and they both went back to their corners.
Katie and Rexy knew Ginny liked Harry. Rexy ran to Hermione's and Harry's corner and convinced Hermione that switching with Ginny would be a very nice thing to do. So she did, and it stood Rexy and Ron, Katie and Hermione, Harry and Ginny, and Ollie and Andrew, well, so far.....
Next, Katie asked Hermione to send Andrew over to her corner. The plan was for her to tell Andrew she wanted to be on that corner because it had shade. It worked, so now it was Ginny and Harry, Katie and Andrew, Hermione and Ollie, and Rexy and Ron. (So far) The last step was simple. Rexy acted extra weird and scared Ron, sending him running to Oliver and asking him to switch corners. So finally, they were done playing "musical crossing guards" and the plan stood as such...Ginny and Harry, Ron and Hermione, Katie and Andrew, and finally Rexy and Ollie.
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Finally, it was time to go in to school.
"Good morning" said Ms. Marlene, their homeroom teacher, as they all walked in. Fred and George were sitting there, looking rather pleased with themselves.....
Then, as all the girls saw Oliver, they sighed and started whispering something along the lines of "What's his name?" or "Oh, he's hot!"
Ms. Marlene interrupted the sudden buzzing of the classroom, "Simmer down! (hysterical laughter from Katie) Now, we are honored to have 8 new students this year, including 7 foreign exchange students from England." All 8 of them stood up."Their names are Andrew Orion, Fred, George, Ginny & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Oliver Wood." At the mention of Ollie, the girls swooned and Ms. Marlene assigned them their seats.
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Now, the class had already had Ms. Marlene for Science class for two years, so they knew her limitations. They also knew everything they could get away with, which was a lot. School hadn't been in for more than half an hour before they started goofing off.
Rexy, as it was her tradition, walked to the front of the room. She stood behind Ms. Marlene and started to do the chicken dance. The teacher didn't even notice. She sat back down. (hehehe)
"Everyone take out your spelling books," Ms. Marlene said.
"We're already working the first day back?!" cried one of the boys, Mike.
"Yes, and if you don't like it, you can go and sit in the hall."
Everyone sighed and got to work. Then Katie, who sat half a room across from Rexy, threw her pencil case to her. There was a note inside that read:
'Look! Practically all the girls are staring at Oliver. I don't think he's noticed.'
Rexy looked to Ollie in the front of the room, and then looked around. The Princess was right. Rexy seemed to get a little angry. She wrote Katie back with a simple 'Grrrr.' (typical Rexyish behavior, lol)
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Finally, it was lunch. Katie, Rexy, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Oliver,
Andrew, Fred, and George all sat down at a table. Over at the next table, girls were still staring at Ollie. It looked like he was getting a bit irritable. They all finished up their lunches and went outside for recess. As their whole lunch table made it outside, Oliver was once again surrounded by girls, girls who all decided to close out Rexy.
"Argh, this is making me angry," she said. Katie just smiled as the rest of the group went to sit on the ground. The whole time Rexy glared at those girls who wouldn't let her in...
"Rexy, come on! They'll calm down....I think," Katie said. "Breathe, Rexy, breathe!" (Heh heh, I had to add that, I tell Sam to breathe at least once a day ;) Right Sam?)
"Oh how very reassuring!" Rexy replied. Finally, it was time to go back to class.
The girls stared and whispered about Ollie for the rest of the day as Rexy cursed them under her breath. Actually, so did Oliver. He was getting really annoyed.
At long last, the afternoon bell rang. As they made it out of school, Ollie was surrounded again. They just wouldn't leave him alone! Oliver was VERY sick of this.
"Well, I guess now would be a good time...." Ollie thought. He saw Rexy standing outside the circle looking rather pissed at the girls surrounding him. He stuck his hand through the group and pulled Rexy through. He looked at her, and the somewhat surprised look on her face, and kissed her.
Suddenly, all of the girls got quiet. They all stepped away, and some began to cry. They all completely disbanded, except for Rexy, who wasn't sure if she could move at all.(*evil hysterical laughter* Haha that was my idea! g Man that was fluffy! Don't expect the same with my relationships, lol.)
