"Why would Ivan lock us up like that, anyway?" Otto asked in confusion. "I thought he trusted us."
"You're certenly naive," Larry said. "Almost as naive as Spongebob," He muttered to himself before continuing, "Plus, he seemed pretty paranoid for some reason."
"I feel like I'M gonna be paranoid!" Tuddrussel cried. "Larry, why did you have to call for backup? I could have easily gotten us out!"
"You KNOW he took your phaser!" Larry cried. "I can't belive I'm accually saying this, but I wish you still had it."
"I could have BUSTED us out?"
"Through stirty, 6 feet of castle brick? I don't think so."
"Did your 'glitchy time travel software' have to shut down on us?"
"Do you realise how old that program is!?"
"Um, guys?"
Tuddrussel and Larry turned around to see what otto was looking at. It appeared that a Time Squad was preparing to board the time and place.
"It's about time," Larry muttered. "It's been a minute or so since I made the call."
Shiela and XJ5 appeared... but with a little girl with her. Otto looked confused. The girl looked terrified. She was still shreaking from first-trip shock.
"Oh, do be quiet," XJ5 murmered. "Time travel is a bit of a shock at first but it's something that one can get used to."
Tuddrussel slapped his forehead in discust. "Did you HAVE to bring that snotty big mouth daughter of yours?"
"She's OUR daughter," Shiela reminded him. "And the reason she's here is that she insisted that she be allowed to meet the orphin she overheard about."
Audrey approached Otto, saying, dryly, "So, you must be the orphin, Otto."
Otto responded with a look of confusion, then turned to Larry. "How come Tuddrussel never told me he had a daugher?" he asked.
"Barely anyone likes how bratty she is," Larry said. "He just didn't want to have to ever bring her up."
"Um, yeah. I'm Otto," he said. "So, what's your name?"
"Audrey. So, why did they abduct you?" she asked.
"Adopted." Larry corrected.
"Well, because they needed my knowlege of history," Otto said, matter-of-factly. "And I needed freedom from the orphanage."
"So you know alot about history, huh?"
Otto nodded.
"Well then, recite the first few verses of the "Decloration of Independence"."
"We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
"Can you name the people who signed it?" Audrey asked. "Like Thomas Jefferson..."
"...the man who wrote it." Otto interuppted. "There's also John Handcock..."
"...who signed his name really big." It went on.
Shiela sighed, then turned to the wall, pulling out her own phaser (which, unlike Tuddrussel, she would only use if she REALLY needed to), and blasted a small hole in the wall.
"Otto."
Otto stopped and turned around saying, in his usual matter-of-factly tone, "Oh, hi, Larry." Larry pointed to the hole Shield made. "Oh."
While they headed out, Audrey sneered to Otto, "My mom's cooler than Tuddrussel."
"You know he is your dad," Otto said. "And I don't really care that much."
Audrey rolled her eyes. "Right," she muttered.
How many Time Squad fans remember THAT line?
"You're certenly naive," Larry said. "Almost as naive as Spongebob," He muttered to himself before continuing, "Plus, he seemed pretty paranoid for some reason."
"I feel like I'M gonna be paranoid!" Tuddrussel cried. "Larry, why did you have to call for backup? I could have easily gotten us out!"
"You KNOW he took your phaser!" Larry cried. "I can't belive I'm accually saying this, but I wish you still had it."
"I could have BUSTED us out?"
"Through stirty, 6 feet of castle brick? I don't think so."
"Did your 'glitchy time travel software' have to shut down on us?"
"Do you realise how old that program is!?"
"Um, guys?"
Tuddrussel and Larry turned around to see what otto was looking at. It appeared that a Time Squad was preparing to board the time and place.
"It's about time," Larry muttered. "It's been a minute or so since I made the call."
Shiela and XJ5 appeared... but with a little girl with her. Otto looked confused. The girl looked terrified. She was still shreaking from first-trip shock.
"Oh, do be quiet," XJ5 murmered. "Time travel is a bit of a shock at first but it's something that one can get used to."
Tuddrussel slapped his forehead in discust. "Did you HAVE to bring that snotty big mouth daughter of yours?"
"She's OUR daughter," Shiela reminded him. "And the reason she's here is that she insisted that she be allowed to meet the orphin she overheard about."
Audrey approached Otto, saying, dryly, "So, you must be the orphin, Otto."
Otto responded with a look of confusion, then turned to Larry. "How come Tuddrussel never told me he had a daugher?" he asked.
"Barely anyone likes how bratty she is," Larry said. "He just didn't want to have to ever bring her up."
"Um, yeah. I'm Otto," he said. "So, what's your name?"
"Audrey. So, why did they abduct you?" she asked.
"Adopted." Larry corrected.
"Well, because they needed my knowlege of history," Otto said, matter-of-factly. "And I needed freedom from the orphanage."
"So you know alot about history, huh?"
Otto nodded.
"Well then, recite the first few verses of the "Decloration of Independence"."
"We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
"Can you name the people who signed it?" Audrey asked. "Like Thomas Jefferson..."
"...the man who wrote it." Otto interuppted. "There's also John Handcock..."
"...who signed his name really big." It went on.
Shiela sighed, then turned to the wall, pulling out her own phaser (which, unlike Tuddrussel, she would only use if she REALLY needed to), and blasted a small hole in the wall.
"Otto."
Otto stopped and turned around saying, in his usual matter-of-factly tone, "Oh, hi, Larry." Larry pointed to the hole Shield made. "Oh."
While they headed out, Audrey sneered to Otto, "My mom's cooler than Tuddrussel."
"You know he is your dad," Otto said. "And I don't really care that much."
Audrey rolled her eyes. "Right," she muttered.
How many Time Squad fans remember THAT line?
