Disclaimer: Hi-ho the cherry oh! No song this time, peeples (for all
those that loath song-fics, how about a great big ol' hooray!!! ::crickets
chirping::.wow.) ok.maybe on ones reading this sniffy if you are pweese
review!! So I know this is a worth-while waste of my time being an
insomniac! ( As always, I own nothing but Sparrow.who is not a self
insert, but yeah.the roommate that you are about to meet? She's real.she
lives with me..please give me permission to kill her? -_-; onward!!
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Sparrow dug through her closet, throwing random items of clothing over her shoulder looking for the perfect thing to wear. She finally gave an exasperated sigh and flopped onto a pile of clothes. "Damnation."
"What's wrong, Sparrow?!" He roommate, Kimberly asked from the other side of the small dorm room.
Sparrow's eye twitched. She hated her roomie's voice.it was grating and high pitched and she ended every sentence in a question-mark. They had only been living together for a few months-since school ad started in August-but Kim was lucky that her toothpaste was arsenic-free-for now- Sparrow was getting rrreeeaaallll close to committing roommate-iside.
"I can't find anything to wear. I have a date."
"Ohhh!!! Can I come?!"
Sparrow shot her a look of pure hatred. "No. You may not. And if you 'accidentally' show up at the same place we just happen to be *this* time.I will gouge your eyeballs out with a spork."
"Oh, Sparrow stop kidding around?!"
"Do I look like Im kidding?"
Kimberly was quiet for a second. A beautiful, rare second.
"Damn school-sponsored housing." Sparrow mumbled under her breath.
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Nny dug through his closet, throwing random items of clothing over his shoulder, looking for the perfect thing to wear. He finally gave an exasperated sigh and flopped onto a pile of clothing. "Fook."
"What's wrong, Nny?" The spooky-looking burger statue asked from across the room.
"Fuck off, Meat" "Such hostility! Let me guess. You have a date tonight."
"I tell you nothing, now shut up and leave me to my stupid, hormone-induced frenzy."
"Ahh! So it *is* a date!"
"Whatever."
"So what are you going to wear, Johnny-boy? Hmm? What do you have that is not ripped, wrinkled, or stained with blood?"
"There has to be something." Nny mumbles, sorting back through the clothes he was sitting on.
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"I found it!" Sparrow shouted, jumping up. She hugged the outfit to her chest and hopped around the room. Kim watched from her bed at the happy dance her roommate was going into. She was frightened. Sparrow wasn't normally this manic.
Sparrow opened the door to the small closet that served as her and Kim's makeshift pantry. She reached in for an Oreo.and her hand felt only shelf. She patted around for a little, not wanting to believe that there was no creamy-chocolate goodness. She turned to her roommate.
"Kimmy?" she said is a sweet, innocent voice.
"Umm.yeah?"
"Where did all my Oreos go?"
Kim gulped. "Uhh.I don't know?!"
"Kimmy.did you eat all my Oreos?"
"Umm.maybe?!"
Sparrow's eye began to twitch. "Sperengus Friznous Stupidos!" She all of a sudden shouted, pointing at Kim. The other girl looked scared.
"What was that?!"
Sparrow began to get dressed, humming to herself. "What was what?"
"Did you just put a spell on me?!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Dammit you wacky wiccan (a/n..ooo.alliteration!) what did you do to me?!"
"Lets just say, someone's hair is gonna be frizzy tomorrow."
"NOOOOOO?!?!?!?!" Kim ran to the bathroom with her hairspray, sobbing.
"Dumbass.I didn't even do anything.I really should explain how I can't make anything like that happen to her..naaahhh." she decided and finished dressing.
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Nny stood outside of the coffee house waiting for Sparrow. She was late. By 15 minutes, but it was still late.
'I bet she stood me up. This was all a joke. Well if it was..' he thought, fingering the knife in his trench-coat pocket. He was about to leave when he heard boot-heels clomping on the side walk towards him and a female voice calling his name. He looked towards the sound and saw Sparrow running at him at full speed. He waited patiently for her to catch up.
She stood in front of him, hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath. "Sorry..I'm late." She apologized in between pants, "I .missed the.bus."
"No worries" He replied. She straightened up and they silently appraised (a/n.don't know if that's the right word.too lazy to look it up) each other, trying not to let the other one know. Sparrow was wearing a pair of flared blue jeans with a black baby-tee of Hello Kitty-punk style. Her multi-coloured hair was spiked up in random places with hair wax. Nny had finally decided on black Dickies with a black t-shirt that said "Quiet brain, or I will stab you with a toothpick" with a red and black striped long-sleeved shirt under it. They both thought the other looked rather good.
Sparrow smiled, "Well, let's go! I want caffeine!!" she exclaimed. Nny smiled a little and they entered the shop.
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Sparrow dug through her closet, throwing random items of clothing over her shoulder looking for the perfect thing to wear. She finally gave an exasperated sigh and flopped onto a pile of clothes. "Damnation."
"What's wrong, Sparrow?!" He roommate, Kimberly asked from the other side of the small dorm room.
Sparrow's eye twitched. She hated her roomie's voice.it was grating and high pitched and she ended every sentence in a question-mark. They had only been living together for a few months-since school ad started in August-but Kim was lucky that her toothpaste was arsenic-free-for now- Sparrow was getting rrreeeaaallll close to committing roommate-iside.
"I can't find anything to wear. I have a date."
"Ohhh!!! Can I come?!"
Sparrow shot her a look of pure hatred. "No. You may not. And if you 'accidentally' show up at the same place we just happen to be *this* time.I will gouge your eyeballs out with a spork."
"Oh, Sparrow stop kidding around?!"
"Do I look like Im kidding?"
Kimberly was quiet for a second. A beautiful, rare second.
"Damn school-sponsored housing." Sparrow mumbled under her breath.
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Nny dug through his closet, throwing random items of clothing over his shoulder, looking for the perfect thing to wear. He finally gave an exasperated sigh and flopped onto a pile of clothing. "Fook."
"What's wrong, Nny?" The spooky-looking burger statue asked from across the room.
"Fuck off, Meat" "Such hostility! Let me guess. You have a date tonight."
"I tell you nothing, now shut up and leave me to my stupid, hormone-induced frenzy."
"Ahh! So it *is* a date!"
"Whatever."
"So what are you going to wear, Johnny-boy? Hmm? What do you have that is not ripped, wrinkled, or stained with blood?"
"There has to be something." Nny mumbles, sorting back through the clothes he was sitting on.
*~*~*~*~***~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*`*~*~*~*~*~**~~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*
"I found it!" Sparrow shouted, jumping up. She hugged the outfit to her chest and hopped around the room. Kim watched from her bed at the happy dance her roommate was going into. She was frightened. Sparrow wasn't normally this manic.
Sparrow opened the door to the small closet that served as her and Kim's makeshift pantry. She reached in for an Oreo.and her hand felt only shelf. She patted around for a little, not wanting to believe that there was no creamy-chocolate goodness. She turned to her roommate.
"Kimmy?" she said is a sweet, innocent voice.
"Umm.yeah?"
"Where did all my Oreos go?"
Kim gulped. "Uhh.I don't know?!"
"Kimmy.did you eat all my Oreos?"
"Umm.maybe?!"
Sparrow's eye began to twitch. "Sperengus Friznous Stupidos!" She all of a sudden shouted, pointing at Kim. The other girl looked scared.
"What was that?!"
Sparrow began to get dressed, humming to herself. "What was what?"
"Did you just put a spell on me?!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Dammit you wacky wiccan (a/n..ooo.alliteration!) what did you do to me?!"
"Lets just say, someone's hair is gonna be frizzy tomorrow."
"NOOOOOO?!?!?!?!" Kim ran to the bathroom with her hairspray, sobbing.
"Dumbass.I didn't even do anything.I really should explain how I can't make anything like that happen to her..naaahhh." she decided and finished dressing.
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Nny stood outside of the coffee house waiting for Sparrow. She was late. By 15 minutes, but it was still late.
'I bet she stood me up. This was all a joke. Well if it was..' he thought, fingering the knife in his trench-coat pocket. He was about to leave when he heard boot-heels clomping on the side walk towards him and a female voice calling his name. He looked towards the sound and saw Sparrow running at him at full speed. He waited patiently for her to catch up.
She stood in front of him, hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath. "Sorry..I'm late." She apologized in between pants, "I .missed the.bus."
"No worries" He replied. She straightened up and they silently appraised (a/n.don't know if that's the right word.too lazy to look it up) each other, trying not to let the other one know. Sparrow was wearing a pair of flared blue jeans with a black baby-tee of Hello Kitty-punk style. Her multi-coloured hair was spiked up in random places with hair wax. Nny had finally decided on black Dickies with a black t-shirt that said "Quiet brain, or I will stab you with a toothpick" with a red and black striped long-sleeved shirt under it. They both thought the other looked rather good.
Sparrow smiled, "Well, let's go! I want caffeine!!" she exclaimed. Nny smiled a little and they entered the shop.
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