Author's Note: This is a parody of Mack the Knife by Bobby Darrin, which is one of my all time favorite songs. YOU ROCK, MR.DARRIN! Okay, that aside. enjoy the filk.



Duke the Thief



Oh, Dragaunus, has such claws, yeah

And he bears them, all gnarled

Just a saber has Duke the thief, Babe

And he stays well out of sight



When the Duke strikes, he gives the cops grief, babe

A rookie might leave a hint

Dark cloth gloves though, wears Duke the Thief, babe

So there's never, never a finger print



Now, on the sidewalk, Around midnight, A flash of movement, quick and brief,

And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner

Could that someone be Duke the Thief?



There's something on the museum roof don't you know

And a shadow figure that's sneaking on down

It hides in the shadows and waits out the wait, yeah

Five will get you ten ol' Duke is back in town



Now, did you hear about the big jewel theft?

Rocks disappeared, babe, and the rocks were worth

Some serious cash

And our thief made sure no traces were left

Could it be our Duke's done something rash?



Now Dragaunus, Wraith, Siege, Chameleon,

Ohh, Those Saurian Slimes are a goin' down

Oh, the line forms on the right, babe

Now that Duke here's back in town



I said Dragaunus, Wraith, Whoa Siege, Chameleon

Look out 'cause you Saurian Slimes are a goin' down

Yes, That Line forms on the right, babe

Now that Duke Here's back in town



Look out ol' L'Orange is back!