Chapter 1~~~~~~~~~~~~
"There! There's the magic house!"
"It flies you say?"
"As sure as I'm a munchkin! It came right out of the sky! Right over the rainbow. Zoooom!"
"Are you sure it killed the wicked wizard?"
"I saw it! It cracked straight on his head! Zoooom!" The zoom obsessed Chansey exclaimed. The mayor of the town went to knock on the door when a hideous screech of an Aerodactyl clock came from inside. The munchkins (or Chanseys, whatever) ran and hide in fear (the wimps).
"Mom? Mommy? Oh, mom I had the strangest dream, I dreamt a tornado caused by my genius threw the house over the rainbow and.. . Hey! Where the heck am I?!" Dorothy looked around frantically. "Gee, this isn't Pallet."
::pink smoke engulfs stage::
When everyone was done gagging on fumes. There stood Nurse Joy, one of them at least. ::Brock! Get off stage!:: in a puffy, pink, sparkly dress with a silver crown atop her red pigtails. "Gosh, now I know this isn't Pallet."
"Hello!" This mysterious sorceress said and smiled. Dorothy backed away and looked around.
"Are you speaking to me, miss?"
"Well, a' course." The sorceress rolled her eyes and the smile disappeared. "So, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
"But, I'm not a witch. I'm just the world's greatest Pokémon trainer!" Dorothy exclaimed as beams of light shot out from behind *her* and laughed insanely. "So, how did I get here?"
"Why, your house was thrown over the rainbow."
"Ah. And where is here?"
"This is the county of the munchkins, in the town of Viridian, in the land of Zo."
Dorothy nodded and smiled as if he. . she understood, which she didn't by the way.
"Hey, are you a munchkin?"
"Do I look like I puffy Chansey to you?!" She placed her hands on her hips in an offended manner. "I'm Glenda, the good witch of the north. You have done the munchkins a great deed by killing there Wicked. . . Wizard. . ."
"I killed a wizard?!"
"Or your house did, look." She pointed toward the house with her shiny wand.
"Oh my, that's not going to look so could on my Pokémon license record." Dorothy scratched the base of her neck and sweat dropped.
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. He was very wicked."
"Well, in that case, since nobody minds . . ."
"Ask the munchkins what they think."
"And where are these 'munchkins?'" Dorothy made quotation marks in the air as 'she' said munchkins.
"Oh, they're around." Glenda put her hands to her glossed mouth and yelled. "Come out munchkins!" And then she broke into her famous song 'Come out.' And, the munchkins did really come out.
The munchkins stared at Dorothy in amazement. When Glenda finished her song, they all clapped then swarmed around Dorothy. "Thanks for killing him!" They would exclaim, and shake her hand. They whispered to each other. "You know, the wizard really wasn't *that* evil."
After Dorothy had accepted the bountiful amount of gifts, she smiled sadly and said "Thank you very much, but I really do need to get back to Pallet. Could you show me the way?"
"I don't know of this Pallet that you speak of, but I'm sure the Wizard of Zo could get you there."
"That's where I'll go then. To the Wizard of Zo!"
"Well, I'm sorry but I have to go to a manicure, so the munchkins can show you the road to Indigo Plateau. And please take these, they don't match my hair too well." Glenda produced a pair of ruby slippers and gave them to Dorothy. Dorothy put them on. "Oh, they look great on you!" Well, I must go now. Good bye!" ::pinks smoke appears again briefly, then goes away::
::Jesse enters wearing a big black cape:: "Help *Dorothy* get to Indigo Plateau. Will you?" She glared at the munchkins. "That brat killed my pet." She motioned swiftly towards the house and two little furry paws were sticking out from underneath.
"It's the wicked witch of the west! Run for your lives!" The mayor munchkin yelled. They all shrieked annoyingly high and ran.
"Who are you?" Dorothy started to back away, also scared.
"I'm the wicked witch of the west, my dear. It's my pet your house fell on."
"But, I didn't mean to, honest!"
"We'll just see about that. I'll get you my pretty and your little Pikachu too. Just see what kind of a trip you have to Indigo Plateau." She cackled evilly before disappearing as swiftly as she came.
"Oh my . . ." Dorothy muttered as she stood there, all alone, and without a clue on how she was going to get home again.
"There! There's the magic house!"
"It flies you say?"
"As sure as I'm a munchkin! It came right out of the sky! Right over the rainbow. Zoooom!"
"Are you sure it killed the wicked wizard?"
"I saw it! It cracked straight on his head! Zoooom!" The zoom obsessed Chansey exclaimed. The mayor of the town went to knock on the door when a hideous screech of an Aerodactyl clock came from inside. The munchkins (or Chanseys, whatever) ran and hide in fear (the wimps).
"Mom? Mommy? Oh, mom I had the strangest dream, I dreamt a tornado caused by my genius threw the house over the rainbow and.. . Hey! Where the heck am I?!" Dorothy looked around frantically. "Gee, this isn't Pallet."
::pink smoke engulfs stage::
When everyone was done gagging on fumes. There stood Nurse Joy, one of them at least. ::Brock! Get off stage!:: in a puffy, pink, sparkly dress with a silver crown atop her red pigtails. "Gosh, now I know this isn't Pallet."
"Hello!" This mysterious sorceress said and smiled. Dorothy backed away and looked around.
"Are you speaking to me, miss?"
"Well, a' course." The sorceress rolled her eyes and the smile disappeared. "So, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
"But, I'm not a witch. I'm just the world's greatest Pokémon trainer!" Dorothy exclaimed as beams of light shot out from behind *her* and laughed insanely. "So, how did I get here?"
"Why, your house was thrown over the rainbow."
"Ah. And where is here?"
"This is the county of the munchkins, in the town of Viridian, in the land of Zo."
Dorothy nodded and smiled as if he. . she understood, which she didn't by the way.
"Hey, are you a munchkin?"
"Do I look like I puffy Chansey to you?!" She placed her hands on her hips in an offended manner. "I'm Glenda, the good witch of the north. You have done the munchkins a great deed by killing there Wicked. . . Wizard. . ."
"I killed a wizard?!"
"Or your house did, look." She pointed toward the house with her shiny wand.
"Oh my, that's not going to look so could on my Pokémon license record." Dorothy scratched the base of her neck and sweat dropped.
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. He was very wicked."
"Well, in that case, since nobody minds . . ."
"Ask the munchkins what they think."
"And where are these 'munchkins?'" Dorothy made quotation marks in the air as 'she' said munchkins.
"Oh, they're around." Glenda put her hands to her glossed mouth and yelled. "Come out munchkins!" And then she broke into her famous song 'Come out.' And, the munchkins did really come out.
The munchkins stared at Dorothy in amazement. When Glenda finished her song, they all clapped then swarmed around Dorothy. "Thanks for killing him!" They would exclaim, and shake her hand. They whispered to each other. "You know, the wizard really wasn't *that* evil."
After Dorothy had accepted the bountiful amount of gifts, she smiled sadly and said "Thank you very much, but I really do need to get back to Pallet. Could you show me the way?"
"I don't know of this Pallet that you speak of, but I'm sure the Wizard of Zo could get you there."
"That's where I'll go then. To the Wizard of Zo!"
"Well, I'm sorry but I have to go to a manicure, so the munchkins can show you the road to Indigo Plateau. And please take these, they don't match my hair too well." Glenda produced a pair of ruby slippers and gave them to Dorothy. Dorothy put them on. "Oh, they look great on you!" Well, I must go now. Good bye!" ::pinks smoke appears again briefly, then goes away::
::Jesse enters wearing a big black cape:: "Help *Dorothy* get to Indigo Plateau. Will you?" She glared at the munchkins. "That brat killed my pet." She motioned swiftly towards the house and two little furry paws were sticking out from underneath.
"It's the wicked witch of the west! Run for your lives!" The mayor munchkin yelled. They all shrieked annoyingly high and ran.
"Who are you?" Dorothy started to back away, also scared.
"I'm the wicked witch of the west, my dear. It's my pet your house fell on."
"But, I didn't mean to, honest!"
"We'll just see about that. I'll get you my pretty and your little Pikachu too. Just see what kind of a trip you have to Indigo Plateau." She cackled evilly before disappearing as swiftly as she came.
"Oh my . . ." Dorothy muttered as she stood there, all alone, and without a clue on how she was going to get home again.
