Chapter 6~~~~~~
The Wicked Witch let out an ear-splitting laugh at the image in the crystal ball. "Come to kill me and take my broomstick, ay? We'll just see about *that!*" She snapped around, her cape and hair flying wildly. "Jenny!"
Her right-hand personnel ran up and saluted. "Jenny, get Dorothy and bring her back. And give the rest our usual welcoming."
The former officer nodded and ran off wordlessly. Yes, a good character gone bad. Within seconds, Dorothy was standing in the room with the Wicked Witch.
"W-where am I?" Were the first nervous words from Dorothy's mouth.
"Why, you're in my castle."
"W-where's everyone?"
"Oh, they'll be treated with the usual welcoming." Jesse's lips curled into a mischievous smile.
Just then, something completely and utterly unexpected happened! The scarecrow burst down the door. And randomly started doing a little dance. Jesse stared at the little girl, fist crushing the handle of a baseball bat, and a growl escaping her throat.
Then, the tin man came through the broken doorway yelling at the top of his lungs. "FE FI FO FUM! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!"
The director vainly tried to straighten things out. "Stop! Please stop! Joy! What are you doing here?"
The random Good Witch curtseyed. "Why, I'm the good witch!" She smiled.
With all this chaos happening, it was the perfect chance for escaped for Dorothy and her dog. But she didn't take it. She decided to add to the chaos and break out into song.
"We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of. ." Ash's face twisted in confusion. "Zo? How original!" She sarcastically exclaimed. "Couldn't they have come up with a remotely okay name? I mean-" she continued her rant.
Jesse, being the lovely person that she is, couldn't take the twerps anymore. So . . . she simply killed them. How? Ask the director.
::the lights dim::
From the darkness, the Wicked Witch's voice meekly called out. "Hello? Hello? Aw, foo. I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment if I don't pay the rent soon . . ."
END
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Author's Note: Aiya, it's done. I must say I had *way* too much fun writing this. Flame me if you must for mocking the charcters. And thanks one last time to Detective Superman for coming with with the ending. Bye!
The Wicked Witch let out an ear-splitting laugh at the image in the crystal ball. "Come to kill me and take my broomstick, ay? We'll just see about *that!*" She snapped around, her cape and hair flying wildly. "Jenny!"
Her right-hand personnel ran up and saluted. "Jenny, get Dorothy and bring her back. And give the rest our usual welcoming."
The former officer nodded and ran off wordlessly. Yes, a good character gone bad. Within seconds, Dorothy was standing in the room with the Wicked Witch.
"W-where am I?" Were the first nervous words from Dorothy's mouth.
"Why, you're in my castle."
"W-where's everyone?"
"Oh, they'll be treated with the usual welcoming." Jesse's lips curled into a mischievous smile.
Just then, something completely and utterly unexpected happened! The scarecrow burst down the door. And randomly started doing a little dance. Jesse stared at the little girl, fist crushing the handle of a baseball bat, and a growl escaping her throat.
Then, the tin man came through the broken doorway yelling at the top of his lungs. "FE FI FO FUM! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!"
The director vainly tried to straighten things out. "Stop! Please stop! Joy! What are you doing here?"
The random Good Witch curtseyed. "Why, I'm the good witch!" She smiled.
With all this chaos happening, it was the perfect chance for escaped for Dorothy and her dog. But she didn't take it. She decided to add to the chaos and break out into song.
"We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of. ." Ash's face twisted in confusion. "Zo? How original!" She sarcastically exclaimed. "Couldn't they have come up with a remotely okay name? I mean-" she continued her rant.
Jesse, being the lovely person that she is, couldn't take the twerps anymore. So . . . she simply killed them. How? Ask the director.
::the lights dim::
From the darkness, the Wicked Witch's voice meekly called out. "Hello? Hello? Aw, foo. I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment if I don't pay the rent soon . . ."
END
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Author's Note: Aiya, it's done. I must say I had *way* too much fun writing this. Flame me if you must for mocking the charcters. And thanks one last time to Detective Superman for coming with with the ending. Bye!
