Disclaimer: {insert statement about no ownership here} Note: this is for humor as I need to lighten it up. Have fun. Its also dangerously short. Sorry bought that.

"I'll go first," said peter. He and his two friends were almost out of their daze now. He was thinking up ways to both torture and humiliate, but also as to throw them a bone to. "Hey rogue, truth or dare?" he asked. "Dare" she said calmly. Truths were just no fun, but you could make them just as horrific if you wanted. "I dare you to, um," he racked his brain. He found it. A way to embarrass and have fun all at the same time. "You have to sit on remy's lap for the rest of the game, unless we go walk around, other wise it would be impossible." "Weeeell, that isn't so bad," "You can not slap him." "Damn" she muttered as she moved over. Peter winked at remy, who seemed quite happy with the seating arrangements. "My turn," said rogue, "hey john, truth or dare?" "Truth" "Awe, you're no fun. Truth right, ok. Have you ever been to a gay bar?" she asked him smirking. "Noooo-" "Come on homme, ya gotta tell da truth." "But I did once go to a sort of cross dresser bar," the other were dying. "What happened?" asked rogue in-between giggles. "I was about half way into a real deep kiss when I realized that "Maxine" was a man." "That must have been awful!" said peter patting john's back. "Yeah, I ran out of there so fast sparks flew, then I threw up for a few hours," said john looking a little out of it. Rogue was laughing so hard she had no comment. Remy was laughing just as hard, but for some reason he found the strength to do some other things. "Now its my turn to reek havoc on the poor defenseless population!" cried john happily. "We ain't defenseless!" "No but it sounds cooler, remy, truth or dare?" "Truth" knowing that "dare" would leave him knocked out, not that that would be to awful, just he didn't want rogue to know all about him. He rested his folded hands in her lap. ^Thank god "no slapping" was in the dare^ he thought. That would come in really useful later. "Alright, what was the farthest you ever went with a girl?" asked john suggestively, he didn't get the answer he expected. "Married one," Remy muttered. "Beg you pardon?" said peter in surprise. "Had ta marry a femm once, no gunna tell ya her name, but she was a brat. Hated her so much. It was a guild thing. Had no choice. Damn glad it barely lasted 2 days." "Why didn it work?" asked rogue. This shocked some of them, they expected her to be somewhat pissed, instead she was interested. "'Part from the fact Remy hate her? Might of killed her brother, she wasn't to pleased." "Damn strait," muttered rogue. "Did you kill him or not?" asked peter. "Don't know, got out of dere so fast I don tink' my feet touched the floor." This was followed by a pause. Each of them made a silent vow to themselves they wouldn't ask about pasts. It was rarely ever good. "Oy peter," said remy stretching out the words for emphasis, "truth or dare?"

Hi there, sorry its short. But I did write something right, that counts. Oh yeah. So what other crazy dares do you want to come out? And whom should Johnny boy and peter end up with? Should I just make up to girls that serve no purpose other then to let you know that they aren't lonely? Or would you prefer I drag a new x man in? Well its all good so just tell me. This is gunna be a Remy/Rogue story. They're my favorites. Oh, and I know just how she will find out the truth, it's a little obious, but it works.

Klucky