Episode 4: Burgers, Brawn, and a Taste of SURPRISE!
::Super Narrator::
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE (last time on Dragon Ball Z)… used to be a nice calm city, but now… IT'S INSANITY! A huge Dragon Ball Z cook out was taking place on the grounds out side the city, but now has it become a field for battle? Did Goku and Krillin really just challenge Vegeta and Buttercup? Will Trunks ever learn that trees are no replacement for soap and water?!
"Really, Goku! Come down from there this instant!" ChiChi screamed up at the hill. "You're embarrassing me!"
Goku laughed heartily.
"No!"
Everyone looked at each other in astonishment. Even Vegeta had to gasp. Goku defying ChiChi's wishes? Did he really want to get his butt kicked THAT bad?
"OKAY! Listen up! There's only one way to settle this!" Buttercup called out. Everyone gave her their undivided attention.
"We must battle it out," she said, "in a game of…
::Super Narrator::
Let's play RUGSBY!
::Buttercup::
HEY! This is Cartoon Network! Kids could be watching!
::Super Narrator::
WHO CARES! I WANT TO SEE SOME BLOOD!
"Forget him! We're going to have an all out battle of Mother May I!"
::Super Narrator::
What the…?
"YEAH!" everyone shouted in unison. Buttercup was pronounced team captain.
"Wait a second… who's going to be the mother?!" Gohan asked.
Everyone looked around for a candidate, but no one seemed to fit the part!
"HEY YA'LL!"
They all turned around to see King Cold and the rest of the "bad- guys" hopping out of Frieza's space ship. King Cold had a huge plate of gourmet stuffed turtle shells in his large purple arms, making Turtle look a bit greener then usual.
"I was wondering when you were going to get here!" Bulma called out, calmly standing next to Trunks and quietly scraping off some of the bark. Trunks glanced up, and she began to whistle, hoping he wouldn't notice.
"Well, you know Frieza. He just HAD to get dressed up for the occasion. Eventually, we just left him there. He'll be along any minute," King Cold said in a very female voice. Tien, not quite believing his eyes, stared in wonder.
"I guess that's all right. You're basically fashionably late, so it doesn't matter," Bulma said, wiping a burger on her shoe. Vegeta looked faint.
"EXCUSE ME!"
Everyone turned to see Goku standing up on top of the hill, still looking just as evil as ever. He smirked.
"Are we going to wage this out, or what?"
"Yes, we are, you baboon!" Buttercup shouted.
::Super Narrator::
What? Since when has Buttercup referred to Goku as "baboon"? Did I miss something…? ::flips through script::
::Buttercup::
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A "SUPER" NARRATOR?!
::Super Narrator::
Since page 24… ::puts script away::
::Buttercup::
Wow… Nothing gets past you…
::Super Narrator::
I HEARD THAT!
::Buttercup::
Good for you, sissy pants!
::Super Narrator::
Where do you get off calling me sissy pants, you pint sized Wonder Woman?
::Buttercup::
Since page 35!
::Super Narrator::
What?
::Buttercup::
WHAT? Are you hard of hearing? I SAID SINCE PAGE 35!!!!
::Bulma::
OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! BREAK IT UP!
"Now, please. Let's decide on a mother," Bulma said, dropping a burger in a little puppy present. She picked it up and dropped it back on the grill just as Chaotzu returned from the bathroom. Seeing this, he clutched his mouth and ran for the potty once more. Tien fought the urge to follow him.
"Well," Krillin said, striding down the mountain in a very "manly" manner. Goku followed in the same way. Gohan wondered how Krillin knew how to stride in a "manly" way.
"We've decided that I will compete against Buttercup," Krillin stated.
"Fine with me," Buttercup said, crossing her arms in a "Vegeta- like" stance. Bulma gave her another wink.
"Who's going to be the mother?" Gohan asked, looking a bit impatient. ChiChi scolded him under her breath for his boldness.
"There's only one person I can think of who would fit that job!" Vegeta said, stepping away from the grill thankfully. Trunks had begun adding mashed TV parts to the mixture, and it was not a pretty sight to see.
"Huh?"
"Who's that?"
Vegeta smiled viciously. He pointed toward the large, green, bug-like android who was secretly stowing salt shakers in his absorbing tail. Bulma tapped her foot on the ground impatiently.
"Cell, of COURSE!"
::Super Narrator::
BWHAHAHA!
Blushing, Cell took the shakers out of his tail and put them back on the table they had come from. Placing a clothes pin on her nose…
::Super Narrator::
Clothes pin… wha…?
…she proceeded to wipe the green goop off the shakers with a pair of "Bahama Mama" yellow boxers.
"MOM!"
Bulma turned around to see Trunks stand there, his face a cherry red. Everyone was staring at her, the boxers in one hand and several slimy shakers in the other.
"Those are my good boxers, mom!" Trunks said, with giggles from King Cold.
::Super Narrator::
Trunks' trunks? BWHAHA!
::Trunks in a whiny voice::
It's not funny!
::Super Narrator::
Sure it is!
::Trunks looks ashamed as he takes the boxers, green with Cell goop, and puts them in the mixture of hamburgers::
"This is insane…" Tien cried, watching Trunks mash the undergarments in with the rest of the mix.
"Good thing these were dirty, or I may have not been able to use them!" Trunks remarked, flipping a round disc of radioactive, glowing meat. Tien passed out.
"Are we going to do this or what?!" Vegeta asked, growing impatient. Bulma gave him "the look" as she took the clothes- pin off her nose. He frowned.
"Yes, we are," Krillin replied, marching into the tables. "Cell, you will be the mother… (continues to explain the game.)"
On the other side of the tables, a very small blue- eyed girl was talking with a floating cat and a rather tall, black- haired young man.
"I'm sorry we ran, Bubbles," Yamcha said, "but we didn't realize who you really were."
"That's okay!" Bubbles said, hiding her picture behind her back. Puar looked at her suspiciously.
::Super Narrator::
Bubbles and Puar… hehe!
"What's that behind her back, Yamcha?"
"I don't know, let's see!" he said, quickly stealing the picture from Bubbles. The moment he looked at it he burst into laughter.
Bubbles blushed a bright red and Puar looked up at Yamcha like he was insane. Yamcha began crying with laughter.
"What is so funny Yamcha?!" Puar demanded, trying to see the picture. Yamcha turned it around.
"It's a picture of you!"
::Super Narrator::
AIEEEE!
::many screams of terror from the audience::
::Goku::
What is with all the screaming? It hurts my ears…
::Super Narrator screams even louder::
::Super Narrator::
For once upon a dream, the whole world Puar once knew is in chaos with plenty thanks to…
BUBBLES!
::Bubbles is shown hugging her Puar picture infront of the whirly deal::
TO BE CONTINUED…
Who will win the game of Mother May I? Will Puar survive the shock of seeing his own picture? Will Trunks ever learn to wash his own clothes? WILL MOJO JOJO CAUSE ME TO GO INSANE?! Hang on tight for the next episode: Can Some One Pass the Ant-Acid?
::Super Narrator::
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE (last time on Dragon Ball Z)… used to be a nice calm city, but now… IT'S INSANITY! A huge Dragon Ball Z cook out was taking place on the grounds out side the city, but now has it become a field for battle? Did Goku and Krillin really just challenge Vegeta and Buttercup? Will Trunks ever learn that trees are no replacement for soap and water?!
"Really, Goku! Come down from there this instant!" ChiChi screamed up at the hill. "You're embarrassing me!"
Goku laughed heartily.
"No!"
Everyone looked at each other in astonishment. Even Vegeta had to gasp. Goku defying ChiChi's wishes? Did he really want to get his butt kicked THAT bad?
"OKAY! Listen up! There's only one way to settle this!" Buttercup called out. Everyone gave her their undivided attention.
"We must battle it out," she said, "in a game of…
::Super Narrator::
Let's play RUGSBY!
::Buttercup::
HEY! This is Cartoon Network! Kids could be watching!
::Super Narrator::
WHO CARES! I WANT TO SEE SOME BLOOD!
"Forget him! We're going to have an all out battle of Mother May I!"
::Super Narrator::
What the…?
"YEAH!" everyone shouted in unison. Buttercup was pronounced team captain.
"Wait a second… who's going to be the mother?!" Gohan asked.
Everyone looked around for a candidate, but no one seemed to fit the part!
"HEY YA'LL!"
They all turned around to see King Cold and the rest of the "bad- guys" hopping out of Frieza's space ship. King Cold had a huge plate of gourmet stuffed turtle shells in his large purple arms, making Turtle look a bit greener then usual.
"I was wondering when you were going to get here!" Bulma called out, calmly standing next to Trunks and quietly scraping off some of the bark. Trunks glanced up, and she began to whistle, hoping he wouldn't notice.
"Well, you know Frieza. He just HAD to get dressed up for the occasion. Eventually, we just left him there. He'll be along any minute," King Cold said in a very female voice. Tien, not quite believing his eyes, stared in wonder.
"I guess that's all right. You're basically fashionably late, so it doesn't matter," Bulma said, wiping a burger on her shoe. Vegeta looked faint.
"EXCUSE ME!"
Everyone turned to see Goku standing up on top of the hill, still looking just as evil as ever. He smirked.
"Are we going to wage this out, or what?"
"Yes, we are, you baboon!" Buttercup shouted.
::Super Narrator::
What? Since when has Buttercup referred to Goku as "baboon"? Did I miss something…? ::flips through script::
::Buttercup::
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A "SUPER" NARRATOR?!
::Super Narrator::
Since page 24… ::puts script away::
::Buttercup::
Wow… Nothing gets past you…
::Super Narrator::
I HEARD THAT!
::Buttercup::
Good for you, sissy pants!
::Super Narrator::
Where do you get off calling me sissy pants, you pint sized Wonder Woman?
::Buttercup::
Since page 35!
::Super Narrator::
What?
::Buttercup::
WHAT? Are you hard of hearing? I SAID SINCE PAGE 35!!!!
::Bulma::
OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! BREAK IT UP!
"Now, please. Let's decide on a mother," Bulma said, dropping a burger in a little puppy present. She picked it up and dropped it back on the grill just as Chaotzu returned from the bathroom. Seeing this, he clutched his mouth and ran for the potty once more. Tien fought the urge to follow him.
"Well," Krillin said, striding down the mountain in a very "manly" manner. Goku followed in the same way. Gohan wondered how Krillin knew how to stride in a "manly" way.
"We've decided that I will compete against Buttercup," Krillin stated.
"Fine with me," Buttercup said, crossing her arms in a "Vegeta- like" stance. Bulma gave her another wink.
"Who's going to be the mother?" Gohan asked, looking a bit impatient. ChiChi scolded him under her breath for his boldness.
"There's only one person I can think of who would fit that job!" Vegeta said, stepping away from the grill thankfully. Trunks had begun adding mashed TV parts to the mixture, and it was not a pretty sight to see.
"Huh?"
"Who's that?"
Vegeta smiled viciously. He pointed toward the large, green, bug-like android who was secretly stowing salt shakers in his absorbing tail. Bulma tapped her foot on the ground impatiently.
"Cell, of COURSE!"
::Super Narrator::
BWHAHAHA!
Blushing, Cell took the shakers out of his tail and put them back on the table they had come from. Placing a clothes pin on her nose…
::Super Narrator::
Clothes pin… wha…?
…she proceeded to wipe the green goop off the shakers with a pair of "Bahama Mama" yellow boxers.
"MOM!"
Bulma turned around to see Trunks stand there, his face a cherry red. Everyone was staring at her, the boxers in one hand and several slimy shakers in the other.
"Those are my good boxers, mom!" Trunks said, with giggles from King Cold.
::Super Narrator::
Trunks' trunks? BWHAHA!
::Trunks in a whiny voice::
It's not funny!
::Super Narrator::
Sure it is!
::Trunks looks ashamed as he takes the boxers, green with Cell goop, and puts them in the mixture of hamburgers::
"This is insane…" Tien cried, watching Trunks mash the undergarments in with the rest of the mix.
"Good thing these were dirty, or I may have not been able to use them!" Trunks remarked, flipping a round disc of radioactive, glowing meat. Tien passed out.
"Are we going to do this or what?!" Vegeta asked, growing impatient. Bulma gave him "the look" as she took the clothes- pin off her nose. He frowned.
"Yes, we are," Krillin replied, marching into the tables. "Cell, you will be the mother… (continues to explain the game.)"
On the other side of the tables, a very small blue- eyed girl was talking with a floating cat and a rather tall, black- haired young man.
"I'm sorry we ran, Bubbles," Yamcha said, "but we didn't realize who you really were."
"That's okay!" Bubbles said, hiding her picture behind her back. Puar looked at her suspiciously.
::Super Narrator::
Bubbles and Puar… hehe!
"What's that behind her back, Yamcha?"
"I don't know, let's see!" he said, quickly stealing the picture from Bubbles. The moment he looked at it he burst into laughter.
Bubbles blushed a bright red and Puar looked up at Yamcha like he was insane. Yamcha began crying with laughter.
"What is so funny Yamcha?!" Puar demanded, trying to see the picture. Yamcha turned it around.
"It's a picture of you!"
::Super Narrator::
AIEEEE!
::many screams of terror from the audience::
::Goku::
What is with all the screaming? It hurts my ears…
::Super Narrator screams even louder::
::Super Narrator::
For once upon a dream, the whole world Puar once knew is in chaos with plenty thanks to…
BUBBLES!
::Bubbles is shown hugging her Puar picture infront of the whirly deal::
TO BE CONTINUED…
Who will win the game of Mother May I? Will Puar survive the shock of seeing his own picture? Will Trunks ever learn to wash his own clothes? WILL MOJO JOJO CAUSE ME TO GO INSANE?! Hang on tight for the next episode: Can Some One Pass the Ant-Acid?
