**** Taken from "Mother of the Year". This is my version of how the episode should have gone. There will be foul language so I am going to put an R rated on this story just for the language.****
"I'm failing math." Caitlin said to her cousin Griffin in the car.
"Big surprise there. When are you going to tell mom and dad?" Griffin asked as his father sprayed water on the front window.
"I'm not. I need you to forge an report card for me." Caitlin announced.
"What's in it for me?" Griffin looked at Caitlin expectantly.
"What is you want?" Caitlin sighed knowing that Griffin always had something he wanted her needed her to do. She knew he quite enjoyed these little favors of hers.
"I want your help for the 'Mother of the Year' contest that I'm entering mom in." Griffin announced pulling out the flier from his back pocket.
Caitlin took the flier and read and than smirked at Griffin. "Aww shit Griffin how lame is this."
Griffin looked with an slight frown at his cousin. "No report card if you don't help me out."
Caitlin sighed deeply and contiuned to look down at the flier. "Fuck why would Dori ever agree to this shitty idea! I mean how lame do you have to be to want to broadcast your mother on tv to win an prize...." Caitlin looked up at Griffin and smirked "You want the fucking surprise you don't give an damn about your mother!"
Griffin leaned over and grabbed the flier and folded it up once more. "You don't know what the fuck you are talking about." With that he put it back in his shirt pocket. "I love my mom; I'm proud of my mom and I want to show the world that." He turned face forward again and put his hands on the steeling wheel and watched his father move around to Caitlin's window and sprayed water on it. "Look the only way that I'll make an forge report card; which I might add is against the fucking law; for you. You have to help with the video."
"Fine!" Caitlin growled as she looked angrily at her cousin. "Fuck this is lame and Dori will never fucking win."
"Stop the fuck up Caitlin Seeger. Don't ever talk about my mother like that." Griffin turned angrily at his cousin ready for an attack when suddenly Caitlin's door opened and an smiling Dori stuck her head it. "Mom it's private." Griffin exclaimed.
Dori smiled "Ok just Nikki's on the phone."
"Oh in that case I'll get it." With that Griffin opened the drivers side and got out and shut the door behind him.
Caitlin was left alone in the car staring off into space as Jim contiuned to wash the car. She turned and glared angrily at Dori who was still standing outside talking with Jim with an hugh smile on her face. *Oh please like Dori Lowe would ever win the best mother of the year award. God how pathic is that!* Caitlin opened the car door and slammed it shut behind her and stalked to the ranch house.
"What's up with her?" Jim asked slightly taken aback from Caitlin's leaving. Only slightly because he had come accustomed to Caitlin's moods.
Dori shrugged her shoulders "I don't know. But I'm bound to find out."
