Chapter 1-The New & Improved Patty
What can make a better crabby patty,you say?
Chef,Spongebob Squarepants can!
It all started out on a afternoon. No business at the crusty crab.
While Squidward was spending his time being a idiot, Spongebob used his time up wisely.
He ripped a peice of paper, and started to write some food on it.
Then the list read:
Ketchup
Dr.kelp 1.5 less fat Java Coffee
Dry pickles
.....and some more stuff.
Then Spongebob took all the ingredients off the paper and mixed it in a bowl.
Sure it looked gross, he then frozed it, fried it,and whatever else he could of done.
Then, he warmed it up on the stove, cooked the patty, stuck a bun,patty,lettuce,tomato,
ketchup,mustard,pickles, then at last, the secret ingredient he mixed up as he called
"Spongebob's Secret Ingredient", then put a bun on the top to top it off!
"Hey Squidward, try this!!", said the yellow sponge.
"No", Yelled Squidward.
"Why", said spongebob.
"No", Squidward replied.
"Why", said spongebob.
"Yes", said squidward.
"Why", said spongebob.
"SHUT UP SPONGEBOB!!!!!", yelled squidward again.
"I added a secret ingredient into it!", said Spongebob.
In a split second, Mr.Crabs was in front of Spongebob!
"What's y'e secret ingredient bo'ye??", said Crabs.
"Do you want to try it Mr.Crabs?", said Spongebob happily.
Mr.Crabs grabbed the patty out of Spongebob's hands and ate it all in one bite.
"Oh boy!!! Where'd y'e get this?!? They copied off of the crusty crabs!!", said Mr.Crabs angerily.
"No no no!!I made it!!",replied spongebob.
"Well, you better go be mak'in more of those babies for me'h boy'ee!!", said Mr.crabs.
"Yes sir!!", spongebob replied and ran off into the kitchen.
Spongebob made a ton,and Crabs kept eating them.
Then a costumer came in and ordered a crabby patty.
Before you can even blink, Spongebob ran to the ugly baracle customer and served his crabby patty.
"WOW! This patty is better then I thought it was going to be!!", said the customer.
Later at night,spongebob mopped the floor then left to go home.
On is way to home, he saw a big contest sign.
It said:
"WIN A BRAND NEW BOAT! THE SP500 SPEEDBOAT!! ENTER YOUR OWN FOOD CREATION AND WIN INSTANTLY!
CALL 1-800-555-5555!!
Spongebob was amazed in shock,like he won the SP500 Speedboat!
He ran to the telephone, and called. They told him to walk the food over to bikini bottom lala land.
So he did right after he got off the phone.
He handed the crabby patty to the person, then was told to find the winner tomarrow.
Chapter 2 will be coming soon!! The more reveiws I get,the more faster Ch2 will be up!Thank you!=)
What can make a better crabby patty,you say?
Chef,Spongebob Squarepants can!
It all started out on a afternoon. No business at the crusty crab.
While Squidward was spending his time being a idiot, Spongebob used his time up wisely.
He ripped a peice of paper, and started to write some food on it.
Then the list read:
Ketchup
Dr.kelp 1.5 less fat Java Coffee
Dry pickles
.....and some more stuff.
Then Spongebob took all the ingredients off the paper and mixed it in a bowl.
Sure it looked gross, he then frozed it, fried it,and whatever else he could of done.
Then, he warmed it up on the stove, cooked the patty, stuck a bun,patty,lettuce,tomato,
ketchup,mustard,pickles, then at last, the secret ingredient he mixed up as he called
"Spongebob's Secret Ingredient", then put a bun on the top to top it off!
"Hey Squidward, try this!!", said the yellow sponge.
"No", Yelled Squidward.
"Why", said spongebob.
"No", Squidward replied.
"Why", said spongebob.
"Yes", said squidward.
"Why", said spongebob.
"SHUT UP SPONGEBOB!!!!!", yelled squidward again.
"I added a secret ingredient into it!", said Spongebob.
In a split second, Mr.Crabs was in front of Spongebob!
"What's y'e secret ingredient bo'ye??", said Crabs.
"Do you want to try it Mr.Crabs?", said Spongebob happily.
Mr.Crabs grabbed the patty out of Spongebob's hands and ate it all in one bite.
"Oh boy!!! Where'd y'e get this?!? They copied off of the crusty crabs!!", said Mr.Crabs angerily.
"No no no!!I made it!!",replied spongebob.
"Well, you better go be mak'in more of those babies for me'h boy'ee!!", said Mr.crabs.
"Yes sir!!", spongebob replied and ran off into the kitchen.
Spongebob made a ton,and Crabs kept eating them.
Then a costumer came in and ordered a crabby patty.
Before you can even blink, Spongebob ran to the ugly baracle customer and served his crabby patty.
"WOW! This patty is better then I thought it was going to be!!", said the customer.
Later at night,spongebob mopped the floor then left to go home.
On is way to home, he saw a big contest sign.
It said:
"WIN A BRAND NEW BOAT! THE SP500 SPEEDBOAT!! ENTER YOUR OWN FOOD CREATION AND WIN INSTANTLY!
CALL 1-800-555-5555!!
Spongebob was amazed in shock,like he won the SP500 Speedboat!
He ran to the telephone, and called. They told him to walk the food over to bikini bottom lala land.
So he did right after he got off the phone.
He handed the crabby patty to the person, then was told to find the winner tomarrow.
Chapter 2 will be coming soon!! The more reveiws I get,the more faster Ch2 will be up!Thank you!=)
