You've got spam!
Duo came home from a long day of blowing stuff up He plopped down in his computer chair, and logged on to the internet.
Computer: Hello, you've got spam.
Duo: Damn spammers!
Duo proceeds to open an email that doesn't seem to be spam. It reads: You suck!!! It was signed AnTiGrAvItYhAiR .
Duo: Trowa must think he is soooooooooooo smart or something. Sending hatemail under a screenname. ::quickly replies to the email, sending a 'present' attached to it:: He's not gonna send any email to me, or anyone else. ::laughs evilly::
Heero: ::knocks at the door::
Duo: Come in!
Heero: ::walks in and sees Duo sitting at his computer:: Hey, how much spam did they send you this time?
Duo: Don't ask! Hey, here is one from Professor G.
Heero: Isn't he dead?
Duo: No, the gundam engineers are like roaches................there is no way to kill them.
Heero: Sounds like Relena.
Duo: Failed again?
Heero: Don't ask!
Duo: ::reads the email he got from Professor G::
Heero: ::sees the email and sweatdrops:: You are getting another new gundam!
Duo: Yea, Gundam Deathscythe DELL! Dude, I'm getting a DELL!
Heero: ::falls over:: Not funny! Is everything else just spam?
Duo: Yea, I hate spammers!
Heero: You are about to get a new gundam. Why don't you 'have some fun'.
Duo: Yea, good idea! Spammers, Omae o korosu!
Heero: Hey, that's my saying!
They run out the door, get in they're gundams, and fly over to Professor G's place to get Duo's new gundam.
They arrive at a large building that resembles a hangar.
Duo: ::goes inside, and soon emerges piloting his new gundam::
Heero: Wow! Nice gundam.
Duo: Yea! ::bites into a crunchbar:: Now it is time for an even more satisfying crunch!
Heero: ::falls over:: If you tell another bad joke omae o korosu!
Duo: ::sweatdrops:: It wasn't that bad, was it?
Heero: ::gives Duo a death glare::
Duo: ::multi sweatdrops as Heero points his twin buster rifle at him:: Shouldn't we get going?
Heero: ::falls over right when he fires the twin buster rifle. The shot missed the Deathscythe and hit the hangar:: Well..............::sweatdrops:: he is dead now......................
Deathscythe: ::falls over on top of the rubble::
Both: ::sweatdrop:: well....................we should go...............
They eventually leave, and track down the first spammers............The Preventers.
They set off a bomb, which blows up one of the buildings of the Preventer HQ.
Zechs: ::cursing in Japanese:: Why the hell are you attacking us!?
Duo and Heero: YOU HAVE SENT YOUR LAST SPAM EMAIL!!!
Zechs, Sally, and Noin: Une, we told you not to spam for donations!
Une: ::runs and hides::
Zechs: We are about to get killed because of her! ::blows up the building with Une in it::
Noin and Sally: YAY!!!
Heero: ::accedentally fires his twin buster rifle, and blows up Zechs, Noin, and Sally:: Oops........... ::sweatdrops::
Duo: ::falls over:: well......... at least we wont be getting spam from them anymore..............
Heero: ::sweatdrops:: don't we need to leave so we can hunt down more spammers......................
Duo: well...........we may have to wait...............
Heero: Why?
Duo: ::looks at the monitors inside of the cockpit, and sees the blue screen of death on all of them:: well..................
Heero: Dude, you shouldn't have gotten the DELL.
Duo came home from a long day of blowing stuff up He plopped down in his computer chair, and logged on to the internet.
Computer: Hello, you've got spam.
Duo: Damn spammers!
Duo proceeds to open an email that doesn't seem to be spam. It reads: You suck!!! It was signed AnTiGrAvItYhAiR .
Duo: Trowa must think he is soooooooooooo smart or something. Sending hatemail under a screenname. ::quickly replies to the email, sending a 'present' attached to it:: He's not gonna send any email to me, or anyone else. ::laughs evilly::
Heero: ::knocks at the door::
Duo: Come in!
Heero: ::walks in and sees Duo sitting at his computer:: Hey, how much spam did they send you this time?
Duo: Don't ask! Hey, here is one from Professor G.
Heero: Isn't he dead?
Duo: No, the gundam engineers are like roaches................there is no way to kill them.
Heero: Sounds like Relena.
Duo: Failed again?
Heero: Don't ask!
Duo: ::reads the email he got from Professor G::
Heero: ::sees the email and sweatdrops:: You are getting another new gundam!
Duo: Yea, Gundam Deathscythe DELL! Dude, I'm getting a DELL!
Heero: ::falls over:: Not funny! Is everything else just spam?
Duo: Yea, I hate spammers!
Heero: You are about to get a new gundam. Why don't you 'have some fun'.
Duo: Yea, good idea! Spammers, Omae o korosu!
Heero: Hey, that's my saying!
They run out the door, get in they're gundams, and fly over to Professor G's place to get Duo's new gundam.
They arrive at a large building that resembles a hangar.
Duo: ::goes inside, and soon emerges piloting his new gundam::
Heero: Wow! Nice gundam.
Duo: Yea! ::bites into a crunchbar:: Now it is time for an even more satisfying crunch!
Heero: ::falls over:: If you tell another bad joke omae o korosu!
Duo: ::sweatdrops:: It wasn't that bad, was it?
Heero: ::gives Duo a death glare::
Duo: ::multi sweatdrops as Heero points his twin buster rifle at him:: Shouldn't we get going?
Heero: ::falls over right when he fires the twin buster rifle. The shot missed the Deathscythe and hit the hangar:: Well..............::sweatdrops:: he is dead now......................
Deathscythe: ::falls over on top of the rubble::
Both: ::sweatdrop:: well....................we should go...............
They eventually leave, and track down the first spammers............The Preventers.
They set off a bomb, which blows up one of the buildings of the Preventer HQ.
Zechs: ::cursing in Japanese:: Why the hell are you attacking us!?
Duo and Heero: YOU HAVE SENT YOUR LAST SPAM EMAIL!!!
Zechs, Sally, and Noin: Une, we told you not to spam for donations!
Une: ::runs and hides::
Zechs: We are about to get killed because of her! ::blows up the building with Une in it::
Noin and Sally: YAY!!!
Heero: ::accedentally fires his twin buster rifle, and blows up Zechs, Noin, and Sally:: Oops........... ::sweatdrops::
Duo: ::falls over:: well......... at least we wont be getting spam from them anymore..............
Heero: ::sweatdrops:: don't we need to leave so we can hunt down more spammers......................
Duo: well...........we may have to wait...............
Heero: Why?
Duo: ::looks at the monitors inside of the cockpit, and sees the blue screen of death on all of them:: well..................
Heero: Dude, you shouldn't have gotten the DELL.
