You've got spam!

Duo came home from a long day of blowing stuff up He plopped down in his computer chair, and logged on to the internet.

Computer: Hello, you've got spam.

Duo: Damn spammers!

Duo proceeds to open an email that doesn't seem to be spam. It reads: You suck!!! It was signed AnTiGrAvItYhAiR .

Duo: Trowa must think he is soooooooooooo smart or something. Sending hatemail under a screenname. ::quickly replies to the email, sending a 'present' attached to it:: He's not gonna send any email to me, or anyone else. ::laughs evilly::

Heero: ::knocks at the door::

Duo: Come in!

Heero: ::walks in and sees Duo sitting at his computer:: Hey, how much spam did they send you this time?

Duo: Don't ask! Hey, here is one from Professor G.

Heero: Isn't he dead?

Duo: No, the gundam engineers are like roaches................there is no way to kill them.

Heero: Sounds like Relena.

Duo: Failed again?

Heero: Don't ask!

Duo: ::reads the email he got from Professor G::

Heero: ::sees the email and sweatdrops:: You are getting another new gundam!

Duo: Yea, Gundam Deathscythe DELL! Dude, I'm getting a DELL!

Heero: ::falls over:: Not funny! Is everything else just spam?

Duo: Yea, I hate spammers!

Heero: You are about to get a new gundam. Why don't you 'have some fun'.

Duo: Yea, good idea! Spammers, Omae o korosu!

Heero: Hey, that's my saying!

They run out the door, get in they're gundams, and fly over to Professor G's place to get Duo's new gundam.

They arrive at a large building that resembles a hangar.

Duo: ::goes inside, and soon emerges piloting his new gundam::

Heero: Wow! Nice gundam.

Duo: Yea! ::bites into a crunchbar:: Now it is time for an even more satisfying crunch!

Heero: ::falls over:: If you tell another bad joke omae o korosu!

Duo: ::sweatdrops:: It wasn't that bad, was it?

Heero: ::gives Duo a death glare::

Duo: ::multi sweatdrops as Heero points his twin buster rifle at him:: Shouldn't we get going?

Heero: ::falls over right when he fires the twin buster rifle. The shot missed the Deathscythe and hit the hangar:: Well..............::sweatdrops:: he is dead now......................

Deathscythe: ::falls over on top of the rubble::

Both: ::sweatdrop:: well....................we should go...............

They eventually leave, and track down the first spammers............The Preventers.

They set off a bomb, which blows up one of the buildings of the Preventer HQ.

Zechs: ::cursing in Japanese:: Why the hell are you attacking us!?

Duo and Heero: YOU HAVE SENT YOUR LAST SPAM EMAIL!!!

Zechs, Sally, and Noin: Une, we told you not to spam for donations!

Une: ::runs and hides::

Zechs: We are about to get killed because of her! ::blows up the building with Une in it::

Noin and Sally: YAY!!!

Heero: ::accedentally fires his twin buster rifle, and blows up Zechs, Noin, and Sally:: Oops........... ::sweatdrops::

Duo: ::falls over:: well......... at least we wont be getting spam from them anymore..............

Heero: ::sweatdrops:: don't we need to leave so we can hunt down more spammers......................

Duo: well...........we may have to wait...............

Heero: Why?

Duo: ::looks at the monitors inside of the cockpit, and sees the blue screen of death on all of them:: well..................

Heero: Dude, you shouldn't have gotten the DELL.