Chapter 3- Revenge

Zell: One two buckle my shoe, three four shut the door, five six pick up sticks... here we are live and.. alive!

Sexy Angel: Hello and welcome to K-S-T-A-R!! Im here with my CO Hostess Racing Angel!

Racing Angel: Hey-low. Were here with 4 hot guys! My baby sexy bad boy Seifer, Angel's "play thang" Squall, the hella fine martial artist Zell, and the cowboy cutie Irvine.

Irvine: *puts his arm around Racing and smirks*

Racing: Uhh... yea riiiight.

Seifer: *picks up Irvine and tosses*

Irvine: Ouch!

Zell: Irvine's back to normal...

Seifer: Unfortunately *sighs*

Sexy Angel: Aww Poor Irvy!

Irvine: *looks up and smiles*

Squall: *glares at Irvine*

Zell: *rolls eyes* Even IF he's mad he don't say much.

Racing: When does he say ANYTHING.

Seifer: *laughs*

Squall: *glares at Racing, Seifer, and Zell*

Sexy Angel: Poor Squally and Irvy!

Seifer: Boy Squall, you got a dumb ass girlfriend.

Racing: No offense she ahs a vocab of a 5 year old.

Sexy Angel: Your mean.

Racing: Riiiight. Anyways, on 2days show we have a special guest. Say "boo" to Miss. Rino.. *coughs* I mean Rinoa Heartilly...

::As Rinoa walks in everyone boos and Seifer throws a tomato at Rinoa::

Rinoa: *wipes off the tomato and goes and sits on Squall's lap*

Racing: Sooo... why you here for?

Rinoa: *kisses Squall's cheek* Because I wanna sing to my Squally.

Squall: O.O;;

Zell: Oh no....

Seifer: *sits down eating popcorn* This is gunna be good.

Racing: Any comments Angel?

Sexy Angel: *glares at Rinoa*

Irvine: *Irvine puts his hand on Angel's waist* Since Squall's busy.... *smiles*

Sexy Angel: *looks confused* Huh?

Racing: Uh... Angel... your singing first.. what song you be singing?

Sexy Angel: "He Loves You Not:" By: Dream

Racing: THE HORROR!!! POP MUSIC!!!! *runs into Seifer's arms*

Seifer: *Pats her back* Its okay...

Zell: Well, anyhow... here's S.. I mean Angel singing "He Loves You Not"

::The light dims and the spotlight is shown on Angel. She's wearing a blue halter top with a black skort::

Sexy Angel: *grins* This is for you Rinoa.

Rinoa: *sticks the bird*

Sexy Angel: He loves me, He loves you not. He loves me, He loves me not. He loves me, He loves YOU not. HE LOVES YOU NOT.

Give it your all girl, give it all ya got. Take your chance at a second hand shot. Say what you want girl, Do what you do. He's never gonna, gonna make it with you.

Pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way. Keep pulling til' it says what you want it to say. Girl you can pick a field full of daisies, But he'd still be my baby. Instinctively, I know what you're thinking, You'll be giving him an open invitation, But my baby won't be taken in.

You can pout your cherry lips, Try to tend him with a sweet kiss. You can flutt your pretty eyes, He ain't got his hands tied.

[chorus:] No chains to unlock, So free to do what he wants. He's into what he's got. He loves me, he loves you not. No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you. He loves me, he loves you not. You're the kind of girl that is always up for do or dare. Only want him just because he's there. Always looking for a new ride, The grass is greener on the other side. You're the kind of girl who's not use to hearing no, All your lovers try to take you where you wanna go. It doesn't matter how hard you try, you're never gonna get with my guy.

[chorus:] No chains to unlock, So free to do what he wants, He's into what he's got( that's me ) He loves me, He loves you not. No matter what you do, he is never gona be with you. He loves me, he loves you not.

Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.

Give it your all girl, give it all ya got. You can take your chance at a second hand shot. Say what you want girl, do what you do. He's never gonna make it with you.

You can pout your cherry lips ( yeah ) Try to tend him with a sweet kiss ( sweet kiss ) You can flutt your pretty eyes ( pretty eyes ) He ain't got his hands tied.

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No chains to unlock, So free to do what he wants. He's into what he's got, He loves me, he loves you not. No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you. He is into what he's got, He loves me, He loves you not... ::lighs come back on and we see Rinoa with a bloody nose and Angel sitting on Squall's lap::

Racing: How did she get a bloody nose?

Seifer: *shrugs* Go ask Angel.

Sexy Angel: *looks innocent* She fell down.

Zell: Oh well.

Seifer: Like we care anyways.

Racing: Hate to break it to you guys but here's Rinoa singing.... *screams and runs to Seifer*

Seifer: What now?? *looks confused*

Racing: *looks up at Seifer* Sh..she's singing... BRITNEY SPEARS!!

Seifer: *holds Racing* It's okay.

Zell: Great. Racing's afraid of Pop music.

Seifer: *kicks Zell* Shut up chicken wuss.

Sexy Angel: Okie dokie! Here's Rino-butt singing "One Kiss Frm U" By: B.S..........

Irvine: What's the matter Sexy?

Sexy Angel: She's singing it to Squall *pouts*

Irvine: *hugs her*

Squall: *kicks Irvine*

::the lights dim and Rinoas in the spotlight. She's wearing that same old dress and Squalls in the spotlight with her::

Racing: And it's gunna be a wild night! In the spotlight its Rino! And in the chair by Irvine its Angel! Who's gunna win this wrestling match! Stay tune and find out!

Everyone except Rinoa laughs

Sexy Angel: *pouts*

Rinoa: I'm dreaming of one kiss from you A love long and true We'll go on and on and.

I don't wanna hear that I'm too young To know it's love that makes me feel this way 'Cause I don't have to feel the heat of the sun To know it's shining on me every day When it's warm outside And the look in your eyes Is longing to show me the way I don't want to wait

Just one kiss from you, and suddenly I see the road laid out in front of me You give me strength, you give me hope And when you hold me in your arms You make me whole And I don't know just what I would do Without one kiss from you

Racing: *falls asleep in Seifer's arms*

Irvine: *plugs his ears*

Sexy Angel: *falls asleep*

Seifer: *Gags*

I don't wanna hear my time will come When it feels like it's already here We should learn to walk before we run But why go anywhere when you're so near 'Cause when I reach out to you So sad and confused And feeling like I could cry You dry my eyes

[Repeat CHORUS]

I'm dreaming of one kiss from you A love long and true We'll go on and on and. I'm looking for one kiss goodnight To last all my life On and on and.

[Repeat CHORUS]

I'm looking for one kiss goodnight To last all my life ::the lights come on and you hear crickets chirp::

Squall: *leans in and tries to kiss Rinoa*

Rinoa: *she leans in*

Squall: *pulls his gunblade out and stabs Rinoa and ducks*

Seifer: *jumps and slices Rinoa in half with his Hyperion*

Sexy Angel: Nasty.

Zell: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!??

Seifer: What? She made me go psycho.

Racing: *kisses Seifer* Poor Seify.

Squall: And plus Rinoa's so gawd damn irritating.

Irvine: *gags*

Racing: *rolls eyes* Riiight.

Seifer: *smirks*

Sexy Angel: *kisses Irvine* Oops!

Squall: *looks sad*

Racing: Look! You made puberty boy sad!

Seifer: I thinks he's going through puberty now.. he's moody.

Zell: We ALL know who's happy now.

Irvine: *jumps up and down*YES!

Sexy Angel: I made a mistake. My bad.

Seifer: I stand correct. She is a dits.

Sexy Angel: *glares at Seifer*

Racing: *rolls eyes* Right on.

Squall: *walks towards the door*

Sexy Angel: *runs towards the door and blocks Squall* Nope. U not going.

Seifer: Great. Puberty boy got us stuck in here.

Racing: Thanks Angel.

Sexy Angel: No problem.

Squall: *tires to move Angel*

Sexy Angel: *gets mad and yells* FINE THEN! LEAVE! *runs away crying*

Seifer: *rolls eyes* Anyone got a life boat?

Racing: *sighs*

Squall: *Looks at Sexy and sighs*

Seifer: Once again.. speechless.

Squall: *rolls his eyes and leaves*

Sexy Angel: *keeps on crying*

Racing:*pulls out an umbrella*

Zell: You kow its bad luck?

Racing: So?

Seifer: *goes under the umbrella with Racing* Someone please end the show before we all drown!

Zell: *sighs* Thats the show! Please tune into next time! See if Squall returns!