Chapter 5- A Jerry Springer Moment

Zell: 5-4-3-2.....uh...oh yeah! 1....And we are live from New York it's Saturday night!!!!

Sexy Angel: Hello!!! Well today it seems my co-hostess hasn't come back yet....So I guess I'll introduce everyone....We are here with My Boy-toy Squally! The Hottest Martial Artist I know Zell! And the Fine ass cowboy Irvy!

Irvine:*Smiles*

Squall:*Glares at Irvine* Watch it.....

Sexy Angel: *Laughs* Well Today Zell is gonna sing.....uh...

Racing: Uh... he's gunna sing to Rachel....

Seifer: Who in da blue hell is Rachel?

Zell: *looks mad* The girl from the library ding bat.

Seifer: Fuck you chicken Wuss.

Racing: *slaps Zell* U mean to my Seify.

Irvine: Ho u 2 jus MAGICALLY appeared.

Racing: No smart ass. We were in here da whole time.

Zell: For real?

Seifer: Dumb ass we snuck in.

Racing: *rolls eyes*

Zell: Can I sing now?

Racing: HOLD UP! *grabs ear plugs* There! Now you can!

Zell: How caring.

Racing: ANYWAYS, here's Zell singing his dedication to Rachel, "First Date" By: Blink 182...

::The lights dim and the spotlight is shining on Zell::

Zell: In the car I just can't wait, to pick you up on our very first date Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? I'm too scared of what you think You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Seifer: Zell? Can't eat? That's a first.

Rachel: Shut up!

Racing: Where did YOU come from?

Rachel: ??????

Racing: And how dare you tell Seifer shut up!

Rachel: *sticks out her tongue*

::Racing and Rachel start fighting::

Zell: *looks stunned* Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over Honest, let's make this night last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever When you smile, I melt inside I'm not worthy for a minute of your time I really wish it was only me and you I'm jealous of everybody in the room Please don't look at me with those eyes Please don't hint that you're capable of lies I dread the thought of our very first kiss A target that i'm probably gonna miss

Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over Honest, let's make this night last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over Honest, let's make, this night last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

::the lights go back on and we see Racing and Rachel fighting::

Zell: What the? *tries to pull them apart*

Seifer: Rachel's getting her ass kicked.

Zell: *pushes Seifer* Shut up!

Seifer: *glares at Zell* Chicken Wuss got balls now?

::Zell and Seifer start fighting::

Irvine: Great. There's 4 people fighting. How fun?

Squall:.......

Sexy Angel: *slaps Squall* Do something!

Squall: *rubs his head* You REALLY want me dead huh?

Sexy Angel: *pouts* No....

Squall: *gets up and rolls his eyes* Whatever....

::Squall goes into Seifer and Zell's fight. 10 mins. later::

Squall: *all beaten looking* Irvine you try.

Irvine: *grins* Okay.

::Irvine goes to Racing and Rachel's fight and tries to pull them apart::

Seifer: *stops punching Zell* Oh hell no!

::Seifer runs over and tackles Irvine::

Zell: *Spits* Irvine your a idiot.

Irvine: *sounds like he is in pain* You should talk!

Racing: *dusts herself off* That was easy.

Rachel: *gets up and and runs towards Zell*

Zell: *stares at her* The hell? *runs away*

Racing: *rolls eyes* Oh gawd. Zell your such a wuss!

Squall:.....

Sexy Angel: Uhh... riiiight.

Racing: *rolls eyes* Don't get me started Angel.

Sexy Angel:*pouts*

Racing: *turns around* Okay. Next to sing is.... *slaps head* Angel and Squall singing.... "I'm Real" By: J-Lo and Ja Rule.

Irvine: *sulks his way into a corner*

Seifer: *tosses him lotion* I know what your gunna do there!

Irvine: *glares at Seifer*

Zell: *laughs*

Sexy Angel: Be nice!

Zell: That's gunna be hard for Seifer.

Racing: *slaps Zell*

Seifer: *laughs*

Zell: *looks sad*

Sexy Angel: OOOoooOOookaaaaaaaay.

Racing: Anyways, here's Squally and Angel singing.

::the lights dim and Squall and Angel are in the spot light. Squall's wearinfg his usual. Angel's wearing a black crop top, Jean shorts::

Squall: What's my motherfuckin' name?

Sexy Angel: S-Q-U-A-L-L

Squall: Blowin' back on this Mary Jane, I'm analyzin' the game

Sexy Angel: And the games done chose me

Squall:To bring pain to pussy niggaz and pussy hoes, it's one in the same

Sexy Angel: Ever since you told me

Squall: There's only room for two, I've been makin' less room for you

Sexy Angel: Now only God can hold me

Squall: Hug me, love me, judge me, the only Man that help is above me, holla

Sexy Angel:I met so many men and It's like their all the same My appetite for lovin' Is now my hunger pain

And when I'm feelin' sexy Who's gonna come for me My only problem is Their insecurity

Squall:Tired of bein' alone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall:See you arguin' on the phone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall: Are you tellin' all your friends

Sexy Angel: Yeah, yeah

Squall:That your nigga don't understand

Sexy Angel: My love Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall: The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild

Sexy Angel:Cause I'm real And I can't go on without you

Squall:Girl, I've been thinkin' bout this relationship And I wanna know is this as good as it gets Cause we've been through the worst times and the best times But it was our time, even if it was part-time My baby lookin' at me, smilin' at me, laughin' like we wasn't happy But not knowin', ever growin' and we're gettin' married Hard lovin' and straight thuggin' Bitch, I ain't doin' this shit for nuttin' I'm here to get it poppin', hoppin, let's ride up in the Benz Hair blowin' in the wind, sun glistenin' off my skin, hey I'm nasty, heh, you know me But you still don't fuck with your baby

Squall:Tired of bein' alone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall:See you arguin' on the phone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall: Are you tellin' all your friends

Sexy Angel: Yeah, yeah

Squall:That your nigga don't understand

Sexy Angel: My love Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall: The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild

Sexy Angel:Cause I'm real And I can't go on without you

Sexy Angel:Now people lovin' me and hatin' me, treatin' me ungratefully But not knowin' that they ain't makin' or breakin' me My life I live it to the limit and I love it Now I can breathe again, baby, now I can breathe again

Now people screamin' what the deal with you and so and so I tell them niggas, mind their biz, but they don't hear me though Cause I live my life to the limit and I love it Now I could breathe again, baby, now I could breathe again

Squall:Tired of bein' alone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall:See you arguin' on the phone

Sexy Angel:Yeah, yeah

Squall: Are you tellin' all your friends

Sexy Angel: Yeah, yeah

Squall:That your nigga don't understand

Sexy Angel: My love Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall: The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild

Sexy Angel:Cause I'm real And I can't go on without you Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall; The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair

Sexy Angel: Cause I'm real

Squall: The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild

Sexy Angel:Cause I'm real And I can't go on without you

::Lights go back on and Angel runs off stage::

Sexy Angel: How'd I do??? Or should I say... How'd we do???

Racing: *looks around* Huh? Oh what? *rubs eyes*

Seifer: *snores*

Racing: *nudges Seifer* Get up!

Seifer: Huh?

Racing: I guess okay.

Sexy Angel: *Pouts* What'd you think Irvy?

Squall:.....

Irvine: *grabs Angel* You were great.

Sexy Angel: *Looks at Irvine* Thanks...*Smiles*

Squall: *Getting Mad* Whatever.....

Racing: *laughs*

Seifer: Squally Dolly getting all mad?

Squall: *getting more mad*

Sexy Angel:.........

Irvine: *shrugs* What did I do now?

Zell: What did you NOT do?

Irvine: *glares at Zell* Shut up.

Racing: *looks at the list* Who's next?

Sexy Angel: *points at Racing* YOU!

Racing: *looks shocked* Me????

Zell: *pushes Racing* Just go!

Racing: *rolls eyes* I guess so. *looks at Angel* What song?

Sexy Angel: *grins* "Voodoo" by: Godsmack

Seifer: *smirks*

Racing: *turns red* Uh.... okay....

Zell: *laughs*

Squall: *looks at Zell* Do YOU know why she's all red?

Zell: No.

Squall: *sighs* That's GOOD!

Seifer: *glares at Squall*

::The light dims and the spotlight is on Racing. She's wearing a short plaid skirt, a black spaghettii strap shirt, and black army boots::

Racing: I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came

Candles raise my desire Why I'm so far away No more meaning to my life No more reason to stay Freezing feeling, Breathe in--Breathe in I'm coming back again

I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came

Hazing clouds rain on my head Empty thoughts fill my ears Find my shade by the moon light Why my thoughts aren't so clear Demons dreaming Breathe in--Breathe in I'm coming back again

I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came

::unknown people start chanting Voodoo in the background::

Racing: I'm not the one who's so far away

::the lights come back on, Seifer and Racing are missing once again::

Squall: *slaps head* Great.

Zell: What? I still don't get it. *looks clueless*

Squall: Fine. *whispers something to Zell*

Zell: *eyes go wide* OOOooOOooH.

Irvine: I don't understand either.

Sexy Angel: *jumps up* I know! Pick me!

Irvine: *goes by Angel and puts his arm around her* Fine. Tell me.

Sexy Angel: Okay! *whispers something in Irvines ear*

Irinve: *Grins evily* Oh. Go Seiferf!

Zell: Riiight on.

Squall: Who's closing the show?

Sexy Angel: *Jumps up and down again* PICK ME!!!!!

Irvine: I pick you any day. *smiles*

Zell: Never mind.

Squall: Who asked you Irvine?

Sexy Angel: I did! *Looks Defensive*

Squall: *rolls eyes*

Zell: That was tonight's edition of K-S-T-A-R. Let's see if another wrestling match accrues. Maybe SQUALL and IRVINE will? Who knows. That's our show. Good night.

Squall: *shrugs* It's over I'm leaving. *leaves*

Sexy Angel: Don't forget me! *sits and pouts*

Zell: *looks scared* I'm leaving! *opens the door and slams it*

Irvine: *grins*

Sexy Angel: What?