Chapter 6- AHHHH!!!!
Zell: 1-2-3 Gimmie a break, gimmie a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
Sexy Angel: Welcome to K-S-T-A-R! I'm missing my CO hostess AGAIN and HER boyfriend....
Irvine: Yup...Wonderin what they we're doin last night...hint hint *Winks*
Sexy Angel: uh...yeah...hehe...well We are here with Me Sexy Angel, Squally, Zelly, and Irvy.
Zell: *mumbles and sits down in a corner pouting*
Irvine: *looks at Zell* What's wrong with him?
Sexy Angel: I don't know what's wrong with him.
Zell: *throws a pencil at Irvine* Some help you are!
Irvine: *shurgs* What did I NOT do?
Sexy Angel: A lot of things.
Zell: *mumbles Seifer you lucky sonofa bitch*
Sexy Angel: *rolls eyes* Well, *sighs* Here's Selphie.
::Selphie come walking in and sits on Irvine's lap::
Selphie: IRVY KINNS!
Irvine: *^_^*
Zell: Irvine you player.
Irvine: *throws a pen at Zell* You should talk!
Squall:.......What?
Sexy Angel: Whatever.... *rolls eyes* Here's Selphie singing "C'est La Vie" By: B*Witched
::The light dims and the spotlight is o Selphie. She is wearing her"usual"::
Selphie: I say hey boy sittin' in your tree Mummy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from your tree house sittin' in the sky I wanna know just what to do Is it very big is there room for two? I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Selphie:Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey Let the fun begin hey I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Do you play with the girls, play with the boys? Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? We can talk, we can sing I'll be the queen and you'll be the king Hey boy in your tree Thrown down your ladder make a room for me I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey Let the fun begin hey I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Na na na hey Na na na ohh Na na na hey hey hey hey Say you will say you won't say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
::lights turn back on and Selphie's on Irvines lap::
Irvine: *smiles*
Sexy Angel: *pouts*
Zell: This is a turn of events don't you say Squall?
Squall: *glares at Zell* Shut up!
Zell: *backs off* Sorry Mr. Leader.
Squall:*rolls eyes* Whatever.
:: they hear footsteps and the door opens::
Zell: Finally you two are here!
Seifer: *walks in and sits down* What? At least we came.
Racing: *walks in and sits down on Seifer's lap* What did we miss?
Zell: Angel getting jealous that's all.
Sexy Angel: Your no help! *pouts more*
Squall: *glares at Irvine*
Racing: *rolls eyes* Next singer is.... *laughs* Irvine!!
Irvine: *grins evilly*
Zell:I don't like the looks of this.
Racing: He is singing "The Bad Touch" By:Bloodhound Gang.
::The light dims and the spotlight is shown on Irvine. He is in the middle of all the girls::
Seifer: *rolls his eyes* Better not try anything funny.
Irvine: *gulps*
::music starts playing::
A weird voice: Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input
Irvine: Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts *grabs Angel's hand*
Sexy Angel: *looks shocked*
Irvine: *grins*Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time *grabs Racing and smiles*
Seifer: *polishes his Hyperion*
Irvine: *turns white*Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it *grabs Rachel by her waist*
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Irvine: *grins*
Selphie: *smacks Irvine*
Irvine: O.O ouchies! Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship *winks at Racing*
Seifer: *starts to practice swing*
Irvine: *turns more pale* Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" *grabs Angel and kisses her*
Squall: *hunts for his gunblade*
Irvine: *gulps* Im gunna die! Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Selphie: *frowns and pouts*
Irvine: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Zell: *rolls eyes* What a song for him to sing.
Irvine: Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
::the lights come back on and Seifer and Squall go charging at Irvine::
Irvine: *runs*HELP ME!!!! SEFIE!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
Selphie: *turns her back* Nope.
Irvine: HEEELLLP!!!!!! *runs around*
Racing: *laughs so hard she's crying*
Zell: *does the same*
Sexy Angel: Stop it Squally!
Squall: *stops and glares at Angel*
Seifer: *smirks* Your all mines Irvine! *chases Irvine*
Irvine: IM GUNNA DIE!!!!
Racing: *can't breathe*
Selphie: *gets up and heads towards the door*
Irvine: *stops*
Seifer: *tackles Irvine*
Irvine: OUCH!
Racing: *faints*
Seifer: *goes by Racing and hugs her*
Sexy Angel: Poor Irvy!!
Squall: *looks more mad*
Seifer: Mr. Leader's getting pissed.
Zell: Squall? You okay?
Selphie: *opens the door*
Irvine: *gets up and jumps towards Selphie grabbing her ankles* Don't go!
Selphie: *ignores and leaves*
Irvine: *sulks into a corner*
Squall: *walks towards the door*
Sexy Angel: *tackles Squall*
Racing: *still knocked out*
Seifer: Wow! She ACTUALLY stopped him.
Zell: Shocking.
Squall: *gets up* The hell?
Sexy Angel: *pouts* Don't go.. AGAIN!
Squall: *rolls eyes* Whatever....
Seifer: Weirdos. *kisses Racing*
Racing: *wakes up* What happened?
Zell: *sighs* You missed Angel tackling Squall.
Racing: *pouts* I missed it? Shit.
Sexy Angel: *laughs*
Squall: *walks to the door again*
Sexy Angel: *tackles him again*
Racing: *laughs her ass off*
Seifer: *laughs so hard he crys*
Zell: And they call me a wuss. Look at Squall.
Squall: *stands up and leaves*
Sexy Angel: *pouts*
Zell: And here comes Irvine to the rescue.
Irvine: *perks up and smiles*
Sexy Angel: *sits in a corner and cries*
Seifer: *pulls out and umbrella* We're gunna need this.
Racing: *goes under the umbrella*
Zell: *gets a life jacket and puts it on* We're gunna drown!
Irvine: *throws a pen at Zell* Nice going.
Sexy Angel: *cries more*
Racing: Well, that's tonight's show.....we're gonna end it early tonight before we all drown.....so till next time...bye!
Sexy Angel: I don't wanna go!!!!!!!
Seifer and Racing: *runs out before they drown*
Zell: *runs out too*
Irvine: *shrugs*
Sexy Angel: *cries*
Zell: 1-2-3 Gimmie a break, gimmie a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
Sexy Angel: Welcome to K-S-T-A-R! I'm missing my CO hostess AGAIN and HER boyfriend....
Irvine: Yup...Wonderin what they we're doin last night...hint hint *Winks*
Sexy Angel: uh...yeah...hehe...well We are here with Me Sexy Angel, Squally, Zelly, and Irvy.
Zell: *mumbles and sits down in a corner pouting*
Irvine: *looks at Zell* What's wrong with him?
Sexy Angel: I don't know what's wrong with him.
Zell: *throws a pencil at Irvine* Some help you are!
Irvine: *shurgs* What did I NOT do?
Sexy Angel: A lot of things.
Zell: *mumbles Seifer you lucky sonofa bitch*
Sexy Angel: *rolls eyes* Well, *sighs* Here's Selphie.
::Selphie come walking in and sits on Irvine's lap::
Selphie: IRVY KINNS!
Irvine: *^_^*
Zell: Irvine you player.
Irvine: *throws a pen at Zell* You should talk!
Squall:.......What?
Sexy Angel: Whatever.... *rolls eyes* Here's Selphie singing "C'est La Vie" By: B*Witched
::The light dims and the spotlight is o Selphie. She is wearing her"usual"::
Selphie: I say hey boy sittin' in your tree Mummy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from your tree house sittin' in the sky I wanna know just what to do Is it very big is there room for two? I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Selphie:Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey Let the fun begin hey I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Do you play with the girls, play with the boys? Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? We can talk, we can sing I'll be the queen and you'll be the king Hey boy in your tree Thrown down your ladder make a room for me I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey Let the fun begin hey I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Na na na hey Na na na ohh Na na na hey hey hey hey Say you will say you won't say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
::lights turn back on and Selphie's on Irvines lap::
Irvine: *smiles*
Sexy Angel: *pouts*
Zell: This is a turn of events don't you say Squall?
Squall: *glares at Zell* Shut up!
Zell: *backs off* Sorry Mr. Leader.
Squall:*rolls eyes* Whatever.
:: they hear footsteps and the door opens::
Zell: Finally you two are here!
Seifer: *walks in and sits down* What? At least we came.
Racing: *walks in and sits down on Seifer's lap* What did we miss?
Zell: Angel getting jealous that's all.
Sexy Angel: Your no help! *pouts more*
Squall: *glares at Irvine*
Racing: *rolls eyes* Next singer is.... *laughs* Irvine!!
Irvine: *grins evilly*
Zell:I don't like the looks of this.
Racing: He is singing "The Bad Touch" By:Bloodhound Gang.
::The light dims and the spotlight is shown on Irvine. He is in the middle of all the girls::
Seifer: *rolls his eyes* Better not try anything funny.
Irvine: *gulps*
::music starts playing::
A weird voice: Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input
Irvine: Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts *grabs Angel's hand*
Sexy Angel: *looks shocked*
Irvine: *grins*Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time *grabs Racing and smiles*
Seifer: *polishes his Hyperion*
Irvine: *turns white*Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it *grabs Rachel by her waist*
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Irvine: *grins*
Selphie: *smacks Irvine*
Irvine: O.O ouchies! Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship *winks at Racing*
Seifer: *starts to practice swing*
Irvine: *turns more pale* Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" *grabs Angel and kisses her*
Squall: *hunts for his gunblade*
Irvine: *gulps* Im gunna die! Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Selphie: *frowns and pouts*
Irvine: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Zell: *rolls eyes* What a song for him to sing.
Irvine: Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
::the lights come back on and Seifer and Squall go charging at Irvine::
Irvine: *runs*HELP ME!!!! SEFIE!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
Selphie: *turns her back* Nope.
Irvine: HEEELLLP!!!!!! *runs around*
Racing: *laughs so hard she's crying*
Zell: *does the same*
Sexy Angel: Stop it Squally!
Squall: *stops and glares at Angel*
Seifer: *smirks* Your all mines Irvine! *chases Irvine*
Irvine: IM GUNNA DIE!!!!
Racing: *can't breathe*
Selphie: *gets up and heads towards the door*
Irvine: *stops*
Seifer: *tackles Irvine*
Irvine: OUCH!
Racing: *faints*
Seifer: *goes by Racing and hugs her*
Sexy Angel: Poor Irvy!!
Squall: *looks more mad*
Seifer: Mr. Leader's getting pissed.
Zell: Squall? You okay?
Selphie: *opens the door*
Irvine: *gets up and jumps towards Selphie grabbing her ankles* Don't go!
Selphie: *ignores and leaves*
Irvine: *sulks into a corner*
Squall: *walks towards the door*
Sexy Angel: *tackles Squall*
Racing: *still knocked out*
Seifer: Wow! She ACTUALLY stopped him.
Zell: Shocking.
Squall: *gets up* The hell?
Sexy Angel: *pouts* Don't go.. AGAIN!
Squall: *rolls eyes* Whatever....
Seifer: Weirdos. *kisses Racing*
Racing: *wakes up* What happened?
Zell: *sighs* You missed Angel tackling Squall.
Racing: *pouts* I missed it? Shit.
Sexy Angel: *laughs*
Squall: *walks to the door again*
Sexy Angel: *tackles him again*
Racing: *laughs her ass off*
Seifer: *laughs so hard he crys*
Zell: And they call me a wuss. Look at Squall.
Squall: *stands up and leaves*
Sexy Angel: *pouts*
Zell: And here comes Irvine to the rescue.
Irvine: *perks up and smiles*
Sexy Angel: *sits in a corner and cries*
Seifer: *pulls out and umbrella* We're gunna need this.
Racing: *goes under the umbrella*
Zell: *gets a life jacket and puts it on* We're gunna drown!
Irvine: *throws a pen at Zell* Nice going.
Sexy Angel: *cries more*
Racing: Well, that's tonight's show.....we're gonna end it early tonight before we all drown.....so till next time...bye!
Sexy Angel: I don't wanna go!!!!!!!
Seifer and Racing: *runs out before they drown*
Zell: *runs out too*
Irvine: *shrugs*
Sexy Angel: *cries*
