Chapter 7- Kissing Butt and Butt Kicking
Zell: I-2-3-4-5 everybody come lets ride!
Seifer: Just get on with it!
Zell: Heeeeres Angel!
::crickets chirp::
Zell: Uhh... were's Angel?
Racing: Yea and Squall?
Seifer: And Irvine?
Zell: The fuck? There ALL missing?
Racing: The hell did they do AFTER the show?
Seifer: *shrugs* Beets me.
::Squall comes walking in all happy::
Racing: Why the hell are YOU in such a good mood?
Squall: *grins* You'll see.
Zell: *looks scared* That don't sound too comforting.
Seifer: *smirks* Someones gunna die! *laughs*
Racing: *cocks and eyebrow* Riiight.
::Selphie comes walking in::
Selphie: Where's Irvy Kinns?
Zell: I don't know! He disappeared with Angel.
Selphie: *pouts*
Racing: *rolls eyes*
Seifer: Okay.
Squall: *feels sorry for Selphie* Racing: *shrugs* Well Zell's going to sing "Motivation" By: Sum 41.
Zell: *punches the air*
Seifer: Here goes Zell swatting flies.
Racing: *rolls eyes* Here's Zelly singing "Motivation" By: Sum 41.
::The lights dim and the spotlights on Zell. Zell's wearing black baggie pants and a red shirt::
Zell: What's the difference of never knowing at all? When every step I take is always too small. Maybe it's just something I can't admit but lately, I feel like I don't give a shit.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
What's the point of never making mistakes? Self-indulgence is such a hard habit to brake. It's all just a waste of time in the end. I don't care so why should I even pretend.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it.
Nothing's new, everything's the same. It keeps on dragging me down, it's getting kind of lame. I'm falling further behind, there's nothing to explain. No matter what you say nothing 's gonna change my mind
Can't pretend on doubt until the end. It seems like leaving friends has become This years trend and though I can't pretend. It's not the same but who's to blame, For all those stupid things I never said.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
Never what you want it to be. Never what you want it to be
::The lights turn back on and Zell's sitting next to Racing::
Seifer: *glares at Zell*
Zell: *mumbles and moves*
Selphie: *screams* WHERE'S MY IRVY!!!!!!??
Seifer: *grabs ear plugs*
Racing: *puts in ear plugs*
Zell: Were all gunna go deaf.
Selphie: *smacks Zell*
Zell: The hell I do?
::Irvine and Angel walk in together::
Selphie: *runs and tackles Angel* Get away from my Irvy!!
Seifer: *eats popcorn* WWE!!!!
Racing: *eats some of Seifer's popcorn* I don't even have to spend money to watch!
Zell: *eats some popcorn*
Squall: *looks worried*
Sexy Angel: *gets up and shakes her head*
Irvine: That's my Sefie!
Racing: *throws popcorn at Irvine* You just killed the match!
Seifer: You killed the fun Irvine!
Irvine: *shrugs*
Squall: *grabs his gunblade and puts it blade by Irvine's ponytail*
Irvine: *screams* NOOO!!!!!! NOT THAT!!!
Selphie: *kicks Squall in the balls*
Squall: *squirming in pain*
Sexy Angel: *tackles Selphie and punches her face*
Racing: *jumps up and down* GO ANGEL!
Seifer: *throws popcorn at Squall* You suck.
Zell:*laughs*
Irvine: *tries to pull them apart*
Racing: *throws popcorn at Irvine* Don't kill THIS match too!
Irvine: *thorws popcorn at Racing*
Zell: Irvine did you make out your will yet?
Irvine: *looks confused* No why?
Zell: You are SCREAMING that you want to be dead huh?
Irvine: *countines to have a popcorn fight with Racing* No why?
Zell :*looks scared and hides* Try look at Seifer.
Irvine: *looks at Seifer and runs*
Seifer: *gets up and starts beating Irvine up*
Racing: *drops the popcorn* GO SEIFY!!! Kick Irvine's ass!
Squall: Its a wrestling radio show.
Zell: *laughs and mocks a ring announcer* And in ring one its Selphie and Angel! And.. where did Selphie go?
Selphie: *tackles Racing*
Racing: *gets up* Oh hell no! *tackles Selphie and starts beating her up*
Zell: Greaaat. Now 2 Selphie and Racing are fighting. In ring 2 there's Irvine and Seifer. And looke like Irvine dead.
Irvine: *walks out of the ring all bloody*
Seifer: That's right cowboy.
Sexy Angel: Poor Irvy.
Zell: Your the one who started this shit!
Sexy Angel: NAH UH!!
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Squall:...whatever
Seifer: The one word vocabulary wonder, Squall ladies and gentleman. *rolls eyes*
Racing: *gets up* I think we need to call an ambulance.
Zell: Uh.. why?
Racing: *smiles* I broke Selphie's leg.
Irvine: *glares at Racing*
Racing: So? Angel broke Selphie's arm.
Irvine: *glares at both of them*
Squall: *glares at Irvine*
Racing: It's a staring contest!
Seifer: *laughs* the two idiots.
Zell: Okay.
Sexy Angel: Well Irvine you get to sing a song to Selphie. *rolls eyes*
Irvine: *smiles*
Seifer: *puts in ear plugs*
Racing: *puts ear plugs back in*
Sexy Angel: *rolls eyes* Here's Irvine singing "I'll Never Break Your Heart" By: Backstreet Boys
::The lights dim and the spotlight is on Irvine and Selphie::
Irvine: Baby, I know you're hurting Right now you feel like you could never Love again Now all I ask is for a chance To prove that I love you
From the first day That I saw your smiling face Honey, I knew that we would Be together forever Ooh when I asked you out You said no but I found out Darling that you'd been hurt You felt like you'd never love again I deserve a try honey just once Give me a chance and I'll prove this all wrong You walked in, you were so quick to judge But honey he' s nothing like me
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
As time goes by You will get to know me A little more better Girl that's the way love goes baby, baby And I (I) know you're afraid (know you're afraid) To let your feelings show (feelings show) And I understand Girl, it's time to let go (girl, it's time to let go because) I deserve a try (try) honey Just once (once) Give me a chance (chance) and I'll prove this all wrong (wrong you walked) You walked in, you were so quick to judge (quick to judge) But honey he's nothing like me Darling why can't you see
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
No way, no how (I'll never break your heart girl, I'll never make you cry) I swear (Oh I, oh I, I swear) No way, no how (I'll never break your heart girl, I'll never make you cry)
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
::Lights turn back on and we see Irvine and Selphie kissing::
Zell: *rolls eyes and throw a key* Go get a room.
Seifer: *smirks* I don't think Irvine can last THAT long.
Racing: *laughs* Him and his so called "long ponytail".
Zell: *laughs*
Selphie: *throws something at Zell* MEANIE!
Racing: *grabs Seifer* SHE'S ANOTHER RINOA!!!!
Seifer: *pats her back* It's okay.
Zell: DIE!!!
Sexy Angel: *pouts but laughs*
Squall: *Hands Angel something* Here. I'm sorry.
Sexy Angel: What is it?
Squall: *smirks* Open it.
Sexy Angel: *opens it and sees a ring* Awww....
Squall: *smiles*
Sexy Angel: *kisses Squall*
Racing: Before this turns into "Love Fest", the shows over! Thanks for listening to K-S-T-A-R. Till next time, see yea!
Squall, Sexy Angel, Irvine and Selphie: *all are VERY busy*
Seifer: O.O
Racing: *gags*
Zell: O.O;;
Racing: Wanna go get something to eat? Wanna come Zell?
Zell: Okay. Might as well.
Seifer: *picks Racing up and walks out*
Zell: *follows*
Sexy Angel: *looks around* Where did everyone go?
Squall:.... *continues making out with Angel*
Zell: I-2-3-4-5 everybody come lets ride!
Seifer: Just get on with it!
Zell: Heeeeres Angel!
::crickets chirp::
Zell: Uhh... were's Angel?
Racing: Yea and Squall?
Seifer: And Irvine?
Zell: The fuck? There ALL missing?
Racing: The hell did they do AFTER the show?
Seifer: *shrugs* Beets me.
::Squall comes walking in all happy::
Racing: Why the hell are YOU in such a good mood?
Squall: *grins* You'll see.
Zell: *looks scared* That don't sound too comforting.
Seifer: *smirks* Someones gunna die! *laughs*
Racing: *cocks and eyebrow* Riiight.
::Selphie comes walking in::
Selphie: Where's Irvy Kinns?
Zell: I don't know! He disappeared with Angel.
Selphie: *pouts*
Racing: *rolls eyes*
Seifer: Okay.
Squall: *feels sorry for Selphie* Racing: *shrugs* Well Zell's going to sing "Motivation" By: Sum 41.
Zell: *punches the air*
Seifer: Here goes Zell swatting flies.
Racing: *rolls eyes* Here's Zelly singing "Motivation" By: Sum 41.
::The lights dim and the spotlights on Zell. Zell's wearing black baggie pants and a red shirt::
Zell: What's the difference of never knowing at all? When every step I take is always too small. Maybe it's just something I can't admit but lately, I feel like I don't give a shit.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
What's the point of never making mistakes? Self-indulgence is such a hard habit to brake. It's all just a waste of time in the end. I don't care so why should I even pretend.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it.
Nothing's new, everything's the same. It keeps on dragging me down, it's getting kind of lame. I'm falling further behind, there's nothing to explain. No matter what you say nothing 's gonna change my mind
Can't pretend on doubt until the end. It seems like leaving friends has become This years trend and though I can't pretend. It's not the same but who's to blame, For all those stupid things I never said.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
Motivation such an aggravation, Accusations don't know how to take them. Inspiration's getting hard to fake it. Concentration's never hard to brake it. Situation never what you want it to be.
Never what you want it to be. Never what you want it to be
::The lights turn back on and Zell's sitting next to Racing::
Seifer: *glares at Zell*
Zell: *mumbles and moves*
Selphie: *screams* WHERE'S MY IRVY!!!!!!??
Seifer: *grabs ear plugs*
Racing: *puts in ear plugs*
Zell: Were all gunna go deaf.
Selphie: *smacks Zell*
Zell: The hell I do?
::Irvine and Angel walk in together::
Selphie: *runs and tackles Angel* Get away from my Irvy!!
Seifer: *eats popcorn* WWE!!!!
Racing: *eats some of Seifer's popcorn* I don't even have to spend money to watch!
Zell: *eats some popcorn*
Squall: *looks worried*
Sexy Angel: *gets up and shakes her head*
Irvine: That's my Sefie!
Racing: *throws popcorn at Irvine* You just killed the match!
Seifer: You killed the fun Irvine!
Irvine: *shrugs*
Squall: *grabs his gunblade and puts it blade by Irvine's ponytail*
Irvine: *screams* NOOO!!!!!! NOT THAT!!!
Selphie: *kicks Squall in the balls*
Squall: *squirming in pain*
Sexy Angel: *tackles Selphie and punches her face*
Racing: *jumps up and down* GO ANGEL!
Seifer: *throws popcorn at Squall* You suck.
Zell:*laughs*
Irvine: *tries to pull them apart*
Racing: *throws popcorn at Irvine* Don't kill THIS match too!
Irvine: *thorws popcorn at Racing*
Zell: Irvine did you make out your will yet?
Irvine: *looks confused* No why?
Zell: You are SCREAMING that you want to be dead huh?
Irvine: *countines to have a popcorn fight with Racing* No why?
Zell :*looks scared and hides* Try look at Seifer.
Irvine: *looks at Seifer and runs*
Seifer: *gets up and starts beating Irvine up*
Racing: *drops the popcorn* GO SEIFY!!! Kick Irvine's ass!
Squall: Its a wrestling radio show.
Zell: *laughs and mocks a ring announcer* And in ring one its Selphie and Angel! And.. where did Selphie go?
Selphie: *tackles Racing*
Racing: *gets up* Oh hell no! *tackles Selphie and starts beating her up*
Zell: Greaaat. Now 2 Selphie and Racing are fighting. In ring 2 there's Irvine and Seifer. And looke like Irvine dead.
Irvine: *walks out of the ring all bloody*
Seifer: That's right cowboy.
Sexy Angel: Poor Irvy.
Zell: Your the one who started this shit!
Sexy Angel: NAH UH!!
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Squall:...whatever
Seifer: The one word vocabulary wonder, Squall ladies and gentleman. *rolls eyes*
Racing: *gets up* I think we need to call an ambulance.
Zell: Uh.. why?
Racing: *smiles* I broke Selphie's leg.
Irvine: *glares at Racing*
Racing: So? Angel broke Selphie's arm.
Irvine: *glares at both of them*
Squall: *glares at Irvine*
Racing: It's a staring contest!
Seifer: *laughs* the two idiots.
Zell: Okay.
Sexy Angel: Well Irvine you get to sing a song to Selphie. *rolls eyes*
Irvine: *smiles*
Seifer: *puts in ear plugs*
Racing: *puts ear plugs back in*
Sexy Angel: *rolls eyes* Here's Irvine singing "I'll Never Break Your Heart" By: Backstreet Boys
::The lights dim and the spotlight is on Irvine and Selphie::
Irvine: Baby, I know you're hurting Right now you feel like you could never Love again Now all I ask is for a chance To prove that I love you
From the first day That I saw your smiling face Honey, I knew that we would Be together forever Ooh when I asked you out You said no but I found out Darling that you'd been hurt You felt like you'd never love again I deserve a try honey just once Give me a chance and I'll prove this all wrong You walked in, you were so quick to judge But honey he' s nothing like me
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
As time goes by You will get to know me A little more better Girl that's the way love goes baby, baby And I (I) know you're afraid (know you're afraid) To let your feelings show (feelings show) And I understand Girl, it's time to let go (girl, it's time to let go because) I deserve a try (try) honey Just once (once) Give me a chance (chance) and I'll prove this all wrong (wrong you walked) You walked in, you were so quick to judge (quick to judge) But honey he's nothing like me Darling why can't you see
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
No way, no how (I'll never break your heart girl, I'll never make you cry) I swear (Oh I, oh I, I swear) No way, no how (I'll never break your heart girl, I'll never make you cry)
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
I'll never break your heart I'll never make you cry I'd rather die than live without you I'll give you all of me Honey, that's no lie
::Lights turn back on and we see Irvine and Selphie kissing::
Zell: *rolls eyes and throw a key* Go get a room.
Seifer: *smirks* I don't think Irvine can last THAT long.
Racing: *laughs* Him and his so called "long ponytail".
Zell: *laughs*
Selphie: *throws something at Zell* MEANIE!
Racing: *grabs Seifer* SHE'S ANOTHER RINOA!!!!
Seifer: *pats her back* It's okay.
Zell: DIE!!!
Sexy Angel: *pouts but laughs*
Squall: *Hands Angel something* Here. I'm sorry.
Sexy Angel: What is it?
Squall: *smirks* Open it.
Sexy Angel: *opens it and sees a ring* Awww....
Squall: *smiles*
Sexy Angel: *kisses Squall*
Racing: Before this turns into "Love Fest", the shows over! Thanks for listening to K-S-T-A-R. Till next time, see yea!
Squall, Sexy Angel, Irvine and Selphie: *all are VERY busy*
Seifer: O.O
Racing: *gags*
Zell: O.O;;
Racing: Wanna go get something to eat? Wanna come Zell?
Zell: Okay. Might as well.
Seifer: *picks Racing up and walks out*
Zell: *follows*
Sexy Angel: *looks around* Where did everyone go?
Squall:.... *continues making out with Angel*
