*disclaimer*

There's a MAJOR Tifa bashing here... sorry. I like Tifa but.. I need to take my fustration out on someone hoochie... LONG story.... hEhe. So sorry Tifa fans!

Chapter 8- Mistakes Happen

Zell:Go, Shi, San, Ni, Ichi....your on!

Sexy Angel: Welcome to another broadcast of K-S-T-A-R. I'm here with Irvy, squally, seifer and Zell..... of course Racing! My co-hostess!

Racing: hey-low! Well...it's another episode, however our last.... We're moving to a TV station! *Smiles* Today we have a guest star! *Mumbles* tifa Lockheart.

Tifa:*Walks in* Hi!

Irvine:*Smiles* Hello there!

Sexy Angel: *Rolls eyes* Welcome.

Seifer -n- Zell: *Stares and Drools*

Racing:*Rolls eyes* assholes....

Tifa: *Smiles and sits on Irvine's lap* Hi!

Irvine:*Smiles even wider*

Sexy Angel: *Looks Mad* Whatever....

Racing: *Slaps Seifer*

Seifer:*Sulks* Sorry....

Tifa: *Walks to Squall and kisses him*

Squall: *Blushes*

Sexy Angel: AW.... HELL NO! *Slaps Squall* Asshole *Gives a dirty look to Tifa*

Tifa:*Smirks* Jelous?

Racing: FLIRT CONTEST!!!

Tifa:*Gives Seifer a lap dance*

Seifer:^_^

Racing: FUCK NO!!! *Gets up and falses Tifa* Stay away from him!!! *Glares at Tifa*

Squall:*Looks down* Sorry...

Sexy Angel:*Rolls eyes* Whatever...*Whispers to racing* This chick is asking for it!!

Racing:Fuck yeah! *Whispers to Angel* Count of 3....jump Tifa!

Tifa:*Sits and pouts*

Seifer -n- Zell:* Glares at Racing*

Racing:*grits teeth*

Sexy Angel:1................................2.......................

Racing: Aw fuck the 3! *tackles Tifa and beats the living hell out of her*

Tifa: @_@;;

Sexy Angel: That's what I'm talkin 'bout!!!*Jumps in the fight*

Irvine: Bra and Panty match!!!!!!

Seifer:*Calls the match*Ouch! Angel kicked Tifa in the....uh...

Zell: Boobs? *laughs* Look!!! Its fake!!

Racing: *beats Tifa up till she bleeds*

Tifa: *screams* ? @_@ ?

Squall: Chick fights are scary... They like fight till the death...

Sexy Angel: *helps Racing out*

Irvine: I still say bra and panties ought to be shown!!

Zell: You perverted monkey!

Seifer: *throws popcorn* Shut up!

Racing: *flies something and it hits Seifer by mistake*

Seifer: Da hell??

Tifa: *flies something and it hits Squall*

Squall: Dude! We need a fuckin sheild!! *rubs his head*

Sexy Angel: Ah hell no you didn'! *starts to beet the shit out of Tifa*

Zell: Dude! Break it up before SOMEONE dies!

Racing: *helps Angel*

Seifer: *rubs his head*

Irvine: But no ones bra or panties are shoin yet!!

Squall: They aint listening Zell!

Seifer: Watch! *walks over ther and tries to false Tifa*

Tifa: *moves and Seifers punch hits Racing*

Seifer: O.O;;;

Racing: *out cold*

Sexy Angel: *stops punhing Tifa* What the... *glares at Seifer* Trator!

Seifer: *looks down* I... I... I... missed...

Tifa: *laughs*

Racing: *still knocked out*

Squall: Seifer.... I wouldn't wanna be you...

Irvine: I STILL want bras and panties here!!

Sexy Angel: *slaps Irvine* Later!

Zell: Shit! She aint getting up... *looks at Seifer* You asshole...

Seifer: How conforting Sq...

Tifa: *kisses Seifer*

Racing: *gets up holding her head and looks up and sees Seifer and Tifa kissing* ....

Sexy Angel: Uh... Seifer... *points to Racing*

Seifer: Fuck... Racing. I... I... *looks VERY sad*

Racing: *starts to tear and runs out of the building*

Sexy Angel* Uh... I gotta use da phone... Tifa don't go anywhere...

Squall: Call who?

Irvine: Yeah...

Angel: The ghostbusters *scarcasticly* *leaves*

Seifer: *stands there dumbfoundedly*

Zell: *glares @ Seifer*

Tifa: *smirks*

Squall: *cocks an eyebrow* What?

Irvine: *smirks also*

Zell: *rolls eyes* You should work for Playboy instead of here Irvine.

Seifer: *still shocked*

Irvine: Shut up! *throws something @ Zell*

Zell: *throws a chair @ Irvine* Stop it!

Tifa: *pouts*

Angel: *walks in with Tidus* There she is...

Tifa: *smiles and blows a kiss @ Tidus*

Zell: I don't like the looks of this...

Angel: Go get her...

Tifa: *looks all happy* Thanks Angel!

Zell: *grabs some popcorn*

Seifer: ......

Angel* For what? You mean Tidus? He's not for you!

Tifa: *looks confused* Huh?

Angel: Tidus is mine!

Squall: !!!!!

Irvine: WHAT!!!!??

Tifa: *glares @ Angel* Who says so?

Tidus: I do... *grab his gunblade and is just about to stab her* Any last words?

Tifa: *looks scared* CLOUD!!! SAVE ME!!

Zell: *phone rings and answers it* Hello?

Cloud: Hell no!! Die bitch die! I;m with Aeris! We revived her.. so bye! *hangs up*

Tifa: Seifer??

Seifer: *still obliivious* ......

Zell: *still countinues to eat popcorn*

Tifa: I love you Tidus.

Tidus: What!? *still holding his gunblade to her heart*

Tifa: *kisses Tidus*

Tidus: BLEAH! She kissed me!! Cooties!! *still has his gunblade to her*

Tifa: *smiles* I win!

Tidus: Nah thats okay. *stabs her*

Angel: Hooray for Tidus!! *kisses him*

Zell: *jumps up and the popcorn goes flying* The bitch is dead!

Seifer: ......

Tifa: *dead* X . X

Squall: ..... Whatever....

Irvine: *pouts* I don't like Tidus!

Sexy Angel: *waves her hand infront of Seifer's face* HELLO!?

Seifer: I... I... hit.... hit... R... Rac... Raincg....

Angel: *mockingly* Th... then.... go... a... apo.... apologize!

Tidus: He's okay?

Squall: He hit his grlfriend.

Tidus: Does he do drugs?

Irvine: I don't like you! *pouts*

Seifer: I.. I... can't... *fumbles with something in his pocket*

Zell: Seifer aint on drugs. *laughs @ Irvine* IRVINES JEALOUS!!

Irvine: Shut uo... no I'm not... *pouts*

Angel: ... Seifer... are you okay?... I'll help you find her if you like? Or talk to her....

Tidus: Irvine? What Kind of name is that!?

Seifer: *looks like he is gunna cry* Try talk to her please?

Zell: *laughs his ass off* Irvys jealous! Mr. Cowboys's jealous!!

Tidus: Riiight...

Angel: *slightly smiles* Okay.. I will...

Irvine: I.. just don't like him...

Squall: I guess he's okay...

Seifer: *wipes his eyes* Thanks... *sits down looking for something in his pocket*

Zell: *looks @ Tidus* HEY!! You look like Squall!!

Tidus: Was that a complement.

Squall: ......

Angel: Don't worry Seifer... She'll forgive you....

Irvine: In fact... I hate you Tidus *pouts*

Seifer: *still can't find the "thing" he is looking for*

Zell: *laughs so hard he can't breath* It's... (gasps) .... A... (gasps).... comp... (gasps) lment!! (laughs so hard he is crying*

Tidus: Well... I don;t exactly like you either IRVINE!

Squall: Of course it's a complement!

Angel: *walks over to seifer* What you looking for? *looks @ him*

Seifer: Nothing... *feels it but its stuck in his jackets pocket*

Zell: *cant breathe*

Angel: That isn't nothing! Your pulling something out of your jacket!

Tidus: Irvien you baby!

Squall: Only now you noticed?

Seifer: *decided he's not gunna take it out* Nothing.

Zell: *gags and coughs* This is funny shit.

Angel: FINE Be that way don't tell me *pouts*

Tidus: Dlad you're enjoying it.. Zell?..

Squall: Zell... calm down!

Irvine: I REALLY hate you! *pouts*

Seifer: *shrugs* Like she's gunna answer me anywy.

Zell: *stands proud* Thats me!

Angel: OooOOoooo It's a question... with an object?? Hm.... *thinks*

Tidus: Zell... I think you and me can be friends... you too Squall...

Squall: I'm already Zell's friend.

Irvine: *pouts*

Seifer: *glares @ Angel* You tell ANYONE and you die!

Zell: SHOOTS! *looks @ Squall* You ok?

Angel: *acts dumb* Tell anyone what? *looks innocent*

Squall: Yeah... why?

Tidus: Zell... you don't like Irvine do you??

Irvine: I REALLY REALLY HATE you Tidus!

Seifer: *slightly smirks* Thanks...

Zell: Nope. He's nothing but a man ho.

Angel: No problem... Well uh.. I think we gots to end the show...

Zell: *mocks Irvine* I WEALLY WEALLY HATE YOU Tidus! *laughs*

Irvine: Shut up! You ASSHOLE!

Sexy Angel: Be nice! *kisses Irvine*

Squall: I REALLY HATE Irvine...

Tidus: *scarcasticly* Wanna join the club? It's called "I Hate Irvine"!

Seifer: ....

Zell: I wanna join! *crakcs up laughing* Fuck you Irvine! AND I AINT GAY!!

Angel: Ya'll are mean! I'm dissapinted in you Squall... you to Tidus! *looks @ them*

Zell: *rolls eyes*

Tidus: How can you mad @ me? *kisses Angel*

Squall: .....

Angel: Well... I gotta end the show... So. goodnight everyone and tune in to our TV show!! *leaves to find Racing*