*disclaimer*
There's a MAJOR Tifa bashing here... sorry. I like Tifa but.. I need to take my fustration out on someone hoochie... LONG story.... hEhe. So sorry Tifa fans!
Chapter 8- Mistakes Happen
Zell:Go, Shi, San, Ni, Ichi....your on!
Sexy Angel: Welcome to another broadcast of K-S-T-A-R. I'm here with Irvy, squally, seifer and Zell..... of course Racing! My co-hostess!
Racing: hey-low! Well...it's another episode, however our last.... We're moving to a TV station! *Smiles* Today we have a guest star! *Mumbles* tifa Lockheart.
Tifa:*Walks in* Hi!
Irvine:*Smiles* Hello there!
Sexy Angel: *Rolls eyes* Welcome.
Seifer -n- Zell: *Stares and Drools*
Racing:*Rolls eyes* assholes....
Tifa: *Smiles and sits on Irvine's lap* Hi!
Irvine:*Smiles even wider*
Sexy Angel: *Looks Mad* Whatever....
Racing: *Slaps Seifer*
Seifer:*Sulks* Sorry....
Tifa: *Walks to Squall and kisses him*
Squall: *Blushes*
Sexy Angel: AW.... HELL NO! *Slaps Squall* Asshole *Gives a dirty look to Tifa*
Tifa:*Smirks* Jelous?
Racing: FLIRT CONTEST!!!
Tifa:*Gives Seifer a lap dance*
Seifer:^_^
Racing: FUCK NO!!! *Gets up and falses Tifa* Stay away from him!!! *Glares at Tifa*
Squall:*Looks down* Sorry...
Sexy Angel:*Rolls eyes* Whatever...*Whispers to racing* This chick is asking for it!!
Racing:Fuck yeah! *Whispers to Angel* Count of 3....jump Tifa!
Tifa:*Sits and pouts*
Seifer -n- Zell:* Glares at Racing*
Racing:*grits teeth*
Sexy Angel:1................................2.......................
Racing: Aw fuck the 3! *tackles Tifa and beats the living hell out of her*
Tifa: @_@;;
Sexy Angel: That's what I'm talkin 'bout!!!*Jumps in the fight*
Irvine: Bra and Panty match!!!!!!
Seifer:*Calls the match*Ouch! Angel kicked Tifa in the....uh...
Zell: Boobs? *laughs* Look!!! Its fake!!
Racing: *beats Tifa up till she bleeds*
Tifa: *screams* ? @_@ ?
Squall: Chick fights are scary... They like fight till the death...
Sexy Angel: *helps Racing out*
Irvine: I still say bra and panties ought to be shown!!
Zell: You perverted monkey!
Seifer: *throws popcorn* Shut up!
Racing: *flies something and it hits Seifer by mistake*
Seifer: Da hell??
Tifa: *flies something and it hits Squall*
Squall: Dude! We need a fuckin sheild!! *rubs his head*
Sexy Angel: Ah hell no you didn'! *starts to beet the shit out of Tifa*
Zell: Dude! Break it up before SOMEONE dies!
Racing: *helps Angel*
Seifer: *rubs his head*
Irvine: But no ones bra or panties are shoin yet!!
Squall: They aint listening Zell!
Seifer: Watch! *walks over ther and tries to false Tifa*
Tifa: *moves and Seifers punch hits Racing*
Seifer: O.O;;;
Racing: *out cold*
Sexy Angel: *stops punhing Tifa* What the... *glares at Seifer* Trator!
Seifer: *looks down* I... I... I... missed...
Tifa: *laughs*
Racing: *still knocked out*
Squall: Seifer.... I wouldn't wanna be you...
Irvine: I STILL want bras and panties here!!
Sexy Angel: *slaps Irvine* Later!
Zell: Shit! She aint getting up... *looks at Seifer* You asshole...
Seifer: How conforting Sq...
Tifa: *kisses Seifer*
Racing: *gets up holding her head and looks up and sees Seifer and Tifa kissing* ....
Sexy Angel: Uh... Seifer... *points to Racing*
Seifer: Fuck... Racing. I... I... *looks VERY sad*
Racing: *starts to tear and runs out of the building*
Sexy Angel* Uh... I gotta use da phone... Tifa don't go anywhere...
Squall: Call who?
Irvine: Yeah...
Angel: The ghostbusters *scarcasticly* *leaves*
Seifer: *stands there dumbfoundedly*
Zell: *glares @ Seifer*
Tifa: *smirks*
Squall: *cocks an eyebrow* What?
Irvine: *smirks also*
Zell: *rolls eyes* You should work for Playboy instead of here Irvine.
Seifer: *still shocked*
Irvine: Shut up! *throws something @ Zell*
Zell: *throws a chair @ Irvine* Stop it!
Tifa: *pouts*
Angel: *walks in with Tidus* There she is...
Tifa: *smiles and blows a kiss @ Tidus*
Zell: I don't like the looks of this...
Angel: Go get her...
Tifa: *looks all happy* Thanks Angel!
Zell: *grabs some popcorn*
Seifer: ......
Angel* For what? You mean Tidus? He's not for you!
Tifa: *looks confused* Huh?
Angel: Tidus is mine!
Squall: !!!!!
Irvine: WHAT!!!!??
Tifa: *glares @ Angel* Who says so?
Tidus: I do... *grab his gunblade and is just about to stab her* Any last words?
Tifa: *looks scared* CLOUD!!! SAVE ME!!
Zell: *phone rings and answers it* Hello?
Cloud: Hell no!! Die bitch die! I;m with Aeris! We revived her.. so bye! *hangs up*
Tifa: Seifer??
Seifer: *still obliivious* ......
Zell: *still countinues to eat popcorn*
Tifa: I love you Tidus.
Tidus: What!? *still holding his gunblade to her heart*
Tifa: *kisses Tidus*
Tidus: BLEAH! She kissed me!! Cooties!! *still has his gunblade to her*
Tifa: *smiles* I win!
Tidus: Nah thats okay. *stabs her*
Angel: Hooray for Tidus!! *kisses him*
Zell: *jumps up and the popcorn goes flying* The bitch is dead!
Seifer: ......
Tifa: *dead* X . X
Squall: ..... Whatever....
Irvine: *pouts* I don't like Tidus!
Sexy Angel: *waves her hand infront of Seifer's face* HELLO!?
Seifer: I... I... hit.... hit... R... Rac... Raincg....
Angel: *mockingly* Th... then.... go... a... apo.... apologize!
Tidus: He's okay?
Squall: He hit his grlfriend.
Tidus: Does he do drugs?
Irvine: I don't like you! *pouts*
Seifer: I.. I... can't... *fumbles with something in his pocket*
Zell: Seifer aint on drugs. *laughs @ Irvine* IRVINES JEALOUS!!
Irvine: Shut uo... no I'm not... *pouts*
Angel: ... Seifer... are you okay?... I'll help you find her if you like? Or talk to her....
Tidus: Irvine? What Kind of name is that!?
Seifer: *looks like he is gunna cry* Try talk to her please?
Zell: *laughs his ass off* Irvys jealous! Mr. Cowboys's jealous!!
Tidus: Riiight...
Angel: *slightly smiles* Okay.. I will...
Irvine: I.. just don't like him...
Squall: I guess he's okay...
Seifer: *wipes his eyes* Thanks... *sits down looking for something in his pocket*
Zell: *looks @ Tidus* HEY!! You look like Squall!!
Tidus: Was that a complement.
Squall: ......
Angel: Don't worry Seifer... She'll forgive you....
Irvine: In fact... I hate you Tidus *pouts*
Seifer: *still can't find the "thing" he is looking for*
Zell: *laughs so hard he can't breath* It's... (gasps) .... A... (gasps).... comp... (gasps) lment!! (laughs so hard he is crying*
Tidus: Well... I don;t exactly like you either IRVINE!
Squall: Of course it's a complement!
Angel: *walks over to seifer* What you looking for? *looks @ him*
Seifer: Nothing... *feels it but its stuck in his jackets pocket*
Zell: *cant breathe*
Angel: That isn't nothing! Your pulling something out of your jacket!
Tidus: Irvien you baby!
Squall: Only now you noticed?
Seifer: *decided he's not gunna take it out* Nothing.
Zell: *gags and coughs* This is funny shit.
Angel: FINE Be that way don't tell me *pouts*
Tidus: Dlad you're enjoying it.. Zell?..
Squall: Zell... calm down!
Irvine: I REALLY hate you! *pouts*
Seifer: *shrugs* Like she's gunna answer me anywy.
Zell: *stands proud* Thats me!
Angel: OooOOoooo It's a question... with an object?? Hm.... *thinks*
Tidus: Zell... I think you and me can be friends... you too Squall...
Squall: I'm already Zell's friend.
Irvine: *pouts*
Seifer: *glares @ Angel* You tell ANYONE and you die!
Zell: SHOOTS! *looks @ Squall* You ok?
Angel: *acts dumb* Tell anyone what? *looks innocent*
Squall: Yeah... why?
Tidus: Zell... you don't like Irvine do you??
Irvine: I REALLY REALLY HATE you Tidus!
Seifer: *slightly smirks* Thanks...
Zell: Nope. He's nothing but a man ho.
Angel: No problem... Well uh.. I think we gots to end the show...
Zell: *mocks Irvine* I WEALLY WEALLY HATE YOU Tidus! *laughs*
Irvine: Shut up! You ASSHOLE!
Sexy Angel: Be nice! *kisses Irvine*
Squall: I REALLY HATE Irvine...
Tidus: *scarcasticly* Wanna join the club? It's called "I Hate Irvine"!
Seifer: ....
Zell: I wanna join! *crakcs up laughing* Fuck you Irvine! AND I AINT GAY!!
Angel: Ya'll are mean! I'm dissapinted in you Squall... you to Tidus! *looks @ them*
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Tidus: How can you mad @ me? *kisses Angel*
Squall: .....
Angel: Well... I gotta end the show... So. goodnight everyone and tune in to our TV show!! *leaves to find Racing*
There's a MAJOR Tifa bashing here... sorry. I like Tifa but.. I need to take my fustration out on someone hoochie... LONG story.... hEhe. So sorry Tifa fans!
Chapter 8- Mistakes Happen
Zell:Go, Shi, San, Ni, Ichi....your on!
Sexy Angel: Welcome to another broadcast of K-S-T-A-R. I'm here with Irvy, squally, seifer and Zell..... of course Racing! My co-hostess!
Racing: hey-low! Well...it's another episode, however our last.... We're moving to a TV station! *Smiles* Today we have a guest star! *Mumbles* tifa Lockheart.
Tifa:*Walks in* Hi!
Irvine:*Smiles* Hello there!
Sexy Angel: *Rolls eyes* Welcome.
Seifer -n- Zell: *Stares and Drools*
Racing:*Rolls eyes* assholes....
Tifa: *Smiles and sits on Irvine's lap* Hi!
Irvine:*Smiles even wider*
Sexy Angel: *Looks Mad* Whatever....
Racing: *Slaps Seifer*
Seifer:*Sulks* Sorry....
Tifa: *Walks to Squall and kisses him*
Squall: *Blushes*
Sexy Angel: AW.... HELL NO! *Slaps Squall* Asshole *Gives a dirty look to Tifa*
Tifa:*Smirks* Jelous?
Racing: FLIRT CONTEST!!!
Tifa:*Gives Seifer a lap dance*
Seifer:^_^
Racing: FUCK NO!!! *Gets up and falses Tifa* Stay away from him!!! *Glares at Tifa*
Squall:*Looks down* Sorry...
Sexy Angel:*Rolls eyes* Whatever...*Whispers to racing* This chick is asking for it!!
Racing:Fuck yeah! *Whispers to Angel* Count of 3....jump Tifa!
Tifa:*Sits and pouts*
Seifer -n- Zell:* Glares at Racing*
Racing:*grits teeth*
Sexy Angel:1................................2.......................
Racing: Aw fuck the 3! *tackles Tifa and beats the living hell out of her*
Tifa: @_@;;
Sexy Angel: That's what I'm talkin 'bout!!!*Jumps in the fight*
Irvine: Bra and Panty match!!!!!!
Seifer:*Calls the match*Ouch! Angel kicked Tifa in the....uh...
Zell: Boobs? *laughs* Look!!! Its fake!!
Racing: *beats Tifa up till she bleeds*
Tifa: *screams* ? @_@ ?
Squall: Chick fights are scary... They like fight till the death...
Sexy Angel: *helps Racing out*
Irvine: I still say bra and panties ought to be shown!!
Zell: You perverted monkey!
Seifer: *throws popcorn* Shut up!
Racing: *flies something and it hits Seifer by mistake*
Seifer: Da hell??
Tifa: *flies something and it hits Squall*
Squall: Dude! We need a fuckin sheild!! *rubs his head*
Sexy Angel: Ah hell no you didn'! *starts to beet the shit out of Tifa*
Zell: Dude! Break it up before SOMEONE dies!
Racing: *helps Angel*
Seifer: *rubs his head*
Irvine: But no ones bra or panties are shoin yet!!
Squall: They aint listening Zell!
Seifer: Watch! *walks over ther and tries to false Tifa*
Tifa: *moves and Seifers punch hits Racing*
Seifer: O.O;;;
Racing: *out cold*
Sexy Angel: *stops punhing Tifa* What the... *glares at Seifer* Trator!
Seifer: *looks down* I... I... I... missed...
Tifa: *laughs*
Racing: *still knocked out*
Squall: Seifer.... I wouldn't wanna be you...
Irvine: I STILL want bras and panties here!!
Sexy Angel: *slaps Irvine* Later!
Zell: Shit! She aint getting up... *looks at Seifer* You asshole...
Seifer: How conforting Sq...
Tifa: *kisses Seifer*
Racing: *gets up holding her head and looks up and sees Seifer and Tifa kissing* ....
Sexy Angel: Uh... Seifer... *points to Racing*
Seifer: Fuck... Racing. I... I... *looks VERY sad*
Racing: *starts to tear and runs out of the building*
Sexy Angel* Uh... I gotta use da phone... Tifa don't go anywhere...
Squall: Call who?
Irvine: Yeah...
Angel: The ghostbusters *scarcasticly* *leaves*
Seifer: *stands there dumbfoundedly*
Zell: *glares @ Seifer*
Tifa: *smirks*
Squall: *cocks an eyebrow* What?
Irvine: *smirks also*
Zell: *rolls eyes* You should work for Playboy instead of here Irvine.
Seifer: *still shocked*
Irvine: Shut up! *throws something @ Zell*
Zell: *throws a chair @ Irvine* Stop it!
Tifa: *pouts*
Angel: *walks in with Tidus* There she is...
Tifa: *smiles and blows a kiss @ Tidus*
Zell: I don't like the looks of this...
Angel: Go get her...
Tifa: *looks all happy* Thanks Angel!
Zell: *grabs some popcorn*
Seifer: ......
Angel* For what? You mean Tidus? He's not for you!
Tifa: *looks confused* Huh?
Angel: Tidus is mine!
Squall: !!!!!
Irvine: WHAT!!!!??
Tifa: *glares @ Angel* Who says so?
Tidus: I do... *grab his gunblade and is just about to stab her* Any last words?
Tifa: *looks scared* CLOUD!!! SAVE ME!!
Zell: *phone rings and answers it* Hello?
Cloud: Hell no!! Die bitch die! I;m with Aeris! We revived her.. so bye! *hangs up*
Tifa: Seifer??
Seifer: *still obliivious* ......
Zell: *still countinues to eat popcorn*
Tifa: I love you Tidus.
Tidus: What!? *still holding his gunblade to her heart*
Tifa: *kisses Tidus*
Tidus: BLEAH! She kissed me!! Cooties!! *still has his gunblade to her*
Tifa: *smiles* I win!
Tidus: Nah thats okay. *stabs her*
Angel: Hooray for Tidus!! *kisses him*
Zell: *jumps up and the popcorn goes flying* The bitch is dead!
Seifer: ......
Tifa: *dead* X . X
Squall: ..... Whatever....
Irvine: *pouts* I don't like Tidus!
Sexy Angel: *waves her hand infront of Seifer's face* HELLO!?
Seifer: I... I... hit.... hit... R... Rac... Raincg....
Angel: *mockingly* Th... then.... go... a... apo.... apologize!
Tidus: He's okay?
Squall: He hit his grlfriend.
Tidus: Does he do drugs?
Irvine: I don't like you! *pouts*
Seifer: I.. I... can't... *fumbles with something in his pocket*
Zell: Seifer aint on drugs. *laughs @ Irvine* IRVINES JEALOUS!!
Irvine: Shut uo... no I'm not... *pouts*
Angel: ... Seifer... are you okay?... I'll help you find her if you like? Or talk to her....
Tidus: Irvine? What Kind of name is that!?
Seifer: *looks like he is gunna cry* Try talk to her please?
Zell: *laughs his ass off* Irvys jealous! Mr. Cowboys's jealous!!
Tidus: Riiight...
Angel: *slightly smiles* Okay.. I will...
Irvine: I.. just don't like him...
Squall: I guess he's okay...
Seifer: *wipes his eyes* Thanks... *sits down looking for something in his pocket*
Zell: *looks @ Tidus* HEY!! You look like Squall!!
Tidus: Was that a complement.
Squall: ......
Angel: Don't worry Seifer... She'll forgive you....
Irvine: In fact... I hate you Tidus *pouts*
Seifer: *still can't find the "thing" he is looking for*
Zell: *laughs so hard he can't breath* It's... (gasps) .... A... (gasps).... comp... (gasps) lment!! (laughs so hard he is crying*
Tidus: Well... I don;t exactly like you either IRVINE!
Squall: Of course it's a complement!
Angel: *walks over to seifer* What you looking for? *looks @ him*
Seifer: Nothing... *feels it but its stuck in his jackets pocket*
Zell: *cant breathe*
Angel: That isn't nothing! Your pulling something out of your jacket!
Tidus: Irvien you baby!
Squall: Only now you noticed?
Seifer: *decided he's not gunna take it out* Nothing.
Zell: *gags and coughs* This is funny shit.
Angel: FINE Be that way don't tell me *pouts*
Tidus: Dlad you're enjoying it.. Zell?..
Squall: Zell... calm down!
Irvine: I REALLY hate you! *pouts*
Seifer: *shrugs* Like she's gunna answer me anywy.
Zell: *stands proud* Thats me!
Angel: OooOOoooo It's a question... with an object?? Hm.... *thinks*
Tidus: Zell... I think you and me can be friends... you too Squall...
Squall: I'm already Zell's friend.
Irvine: *pouts*
Seifer: *glares @ Angel* You tell ANYONE and you die!
Zell: SHOOTS! *looks @ Squall* You ok?
Angel: *acts dumb* Tell anyone what? *looks innocent*
Squall: Yeah... why?
Tidus: Zell... you don't like Irvine do you??
Irvine: I REALLY REALLY HATE you Tidus!
Seifer: *slightly smirks* Thanks...
Zell: Nope. He's nothing but a man ho.
Angel: No problem... Well uh.. I think we gots to end the show...
Zell: *mocks Irvine* I WEALLY WEALLY HATE YOU Tidus! *laughs*
Irvine: Shut up! You ASSHOLE!
Sexy Angel: Be nice! *kisses Irvine*
Squall: I REALLY HATE Irvine...
Tidus: *scarcasticly* Wanna join the club? It's called "I Hate Irvine"!
Seifer: ....
Zell: I wanna join! *crakcs up laughing* Fuck you Irvine! AND I AINT GAY!!
Angel: Ya'll are mean! I'm dissapinted in you Squall... you to Tidus! *looks @ them*
Zell: *rolls eyes*
Tidus: How can you mad @ me? *kisses Angel*
Squall: .....
Angel: Well... I gotta end the show... So. goodnight everyone and tune in to our TV show!! *leaves to find Racing*
