Chapter 1-

Zell: 1-2-3-4-5 heeeeere's Angel!

Angel: Hey-low. Welcome to our BRAND NEW tv show! It's called "After School Special".

Seifer:....

Squall: You stole my quote asshole.

Seifer: *glares at Squall*

Angel: Right. *hits Squall* Be nice!

Squall: *rubs head* Okay. I'll be nice.

Angel: Much better. *sighs* Uh.. we got one problem. I found Racing but she aint coming back...

Zell: You found her but she didn't wanna come??

Irvine: I'm confused. Who's gunna fill in for Racing?

Angel: *smiles* I got Quisty to fill in for Racing.

Squall: You got Racing's sister to fill in for her??

Angel: Yeah why? Got a problem??

Squall: No no. No problem here.

Angel: Okay!! With that heeeres..... Quisty!!

::Quistis comes walking in and people are booing::

Quistis: *sits down and simles* Hi Seifer.

Seifer: *looks up and frowns* Hi.

Zell: Seifer's broken.

Irvine: For real? He seems to be alive?

Squall:.... Weirdos.

Quistis: Where's my sister?

Angel: I dunno. Seceret. SHHHHHHH!

Seifer: Some help you are Angel.

Angel: *smiles* Shut up Seifer. I KNOW your plan.

Seifer: *frowns* Fine.

Quistis: Right. Whatever it is I know it aint gunna work.

Seifer: *flips Quisty out of ehr chair*

Zell: Where's Jerry Springer's body gaurd when you need him?

Irvine: There isn't anything flying.

Tidus: I can change that! *picks up Irvine and flies him*

Zell: Lookie! Irvine can fly!

Irvine: I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you Tidus!

Zell: Is it a bird? *points at Irvine*

Tidus: Is it a plane? *points at Irvine*

Squall: No its Irvine! The flying idiot! *kicks Irvine*

Seifer: *smirks*

Angel: Riight. Its a new spawn of Jerry Springer.

Quistis: *gets up and sits on Seifer's lap* Hi Seifer.

Seifer: *rolls his eyes*

Angel: Where's Bubba?

Squall: Who's that?

Angel: Our new body gaurd! *smiles*

Zell: Now the fights between Seifer and Squall ACTUALLY break up!

Irvine: *curled up in a cornner* Awww... Squall aint geting another scar?

Squall: *throws a chair at Irvine* I added another burise to you!

Angel: *pouts*

Seifer: *laughs a little*

Zell: Looks like someones getting happier.

Irvine: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT!!! *laughs* How would YOU know Zell?

Zell: *flies another chair at Irvine* Im being scarcastic dumbass.

Angel : Stop flying shit at Irvine! It's mean!

Seifer: They aint flying SHIT yet.

Angel: Hey everyone! Wanna know what Seifer's plan is? Because after all its national T.V. show. *smiles*

Seifer: Sorry... *frowns*

Zell: I wanna know.

Tidus: Where's all the chair?

Squall: *points by Irvine* Over there by Irvine.

Zell: I weally weally hate...

Irvine: *throws a chair at Zell* Shad up!

Quistis: *starts kissing Seifer* Happier?

Zell: I predict anytime now....

Squall and Angel: Racing's gunna come rushing through the door.

Seifer: O.O;;;;

Angel: *points at Seifer* HALLA UKALELE!! PEANUT BETTER JELLY!!! SEIFER'S IN TROUBLE!!!! DOUBLE TROUBLE!!

Squall: What da hell?

Tidus: Took the words out of my mouth.

Angel: *dances around* Someones gunna die!!! *points at Quisty* And the lucky person is....

Zell: *drum roll*

Angel: You Quisty!!!

Quistis: *rolls eyes* Why would MY own sister kill me?

Zell: Did you see what happened to Tifa?

Quistis: Yeah why?

Zell: That's why.

Quistis: I don't care. She wont kill me. She's not like that. *kisses Seifer again*

Seifer: :- )

Zell: Seifer's gunna die too! Or get the dreaded couch. *shudders*

Tidus: Hey Irvine you must loove the couch eh'?

Angel: *pouts* How about Tidus loves the couch??

Tidus: *pouts*

Irvine: *laughs*

Quistis: *kisses Seifer again*

:Racing comes in the studio flying the doors open and slamming them shut::

Zell: Shhhhhe's back!!

Seifer: *pushes Quistis off of him* Racing!!! I... I... can explain!!

Zell: Seifer's got a speach problem!

Angel: 1-2 Racing's comin for you *points to Quistis* 3-4 better lock the studio door...

Racing: *walks over to Quistis holding up her gunblade* Any last words baby sister?? *smiles psychoticly*

Quistis: *looks scared as hell* I.. I... I... NO!!! Don't kill me!!!!

Zell: Suprisingly she aint shitting her skirt.

Irvine: *laughs*

Seifer: *slinks down out of his chair*

Racing: *swings her gunblade infront of Seifer* Just wait!

Seifer: *gulps*

Quistis: *smirks*

Angel: Where's the popcorn when you need it!

Zell: *comes walking up with popcorn* Here!

Angel: Goodie!

Irvine: I bet that Racing's gunnna stab her!

Tidus: I bet Quistis is gunna piss her pants!

Squall: You know what will be funny is if Racing adds another scar to Seifer.

Angel: *tosses popcorn at Squall* SHHH!!!

Racing:*gets ready to slice Quistis in half* Fuck you bitch! I called you family!!!

Quitis: *smiles* Go ahead kill me.

Zell: *cocks an eyebrow* She WANTS to die?

Racing: *as hard as she can flies her gunblade down*

Quistis: *picks up Seifer's Hyperion* I don't think so!

Squall: I think both of them are gunna kill Quistis.

Tidus: Why?

Zell: Cuz Seifer don't like it when people touch his Hyerpion.

Seifer: *gets up and tackles Quistis* Oh hellz no!

Racing: *looks shocked*

Quistis: you sonofa bitch! *punches Seifer*

Racing: Fuck no! *starts to beat up Quistis*

Seifer: *goes back in his chair*

Quistis: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP!!!

Angel: Nope bitch your on your own!

:: An hour later::

Zell: Their STILL going at it!?

Squall: I guess so....

Raing: *pulls up Quistis by the hair* I think she's knocked out. Dont u agree?

Quistis: X . x

Zell: *stands up and claps*

Angel: *laughs*

Seifer: ...... *picks up his Hyperion*

Racing: *drops Quistis and goes by Seifer* And for you Seifer...

Zell: WoW! She used his REAL name!

Tidus: She doesn't?

Angel: She normaly calls him Seify Weify.

Tidus: Oh.

Angel: Hehe Tidy Widy.

Zell, Irvine, Squall and Racing: *laughs their asses off*

Quistis: *stands up and grabs Racing's gunblade* DIE! *about to kill Racing*

Seifer: *gets up and stabs Quistis* I don't think so bitch.

Quistis: *falls down and dies*

Zell: Bad Seifer! You killed 2 people.

Squall: No. I help kill RinoAss.

Angel: Right. *throws popcorn at Seifer* Seifer you dumbass! Your plan!

Seifer: *sighs*

Racing: *sits down in a beat up chair* Whatever.

Squall: Why are people taking my qoutes?

Zell: Give it a rest.

Racing: *rolls eyes at Seifer*

Angel: Come on you pussy!

Zell: Can she say that on TV?

Irvine: *shrugs* Might as well let her go. You know all the other words we said already?

Zell: True.

Seifer: *sighs and pulls out a box*

Angel: Awe shit. We gotta end the show...

Zell: WHY??

Angel: *smiles* Cuz we gotta.

Squall: No fair!

Tidus: Your no fun.

Angel: *pouts* Im not fun? Go make friends with the couch when we get home.

Zell: *laughs*

Irvine: *puts his arms around Angel*

Squall: .....

Seifer: Why now?

Angel: Just because.

Racing: Fine with me. *looks at Quistis* Bubba!

:A big fat black guy comes walking up*

Angel: *points to Quistis' motionless body* Put her in the closet!

Bubba: *grunts and does his job*

Zell: Right.

Racing: Ok ok. *looks at the camera* That was tonights show! Please stay tunned till the next one tomarrow after skoo!

______After the show________ Seifer: Racing Im sorry!

Racing: *gets off her chair and leaves*

Zell: Your still in deep shit man.

Seifer: SHUT UP!

Squall: Okay...

Tidus: I'm not the only one...

Irvine: Yuppers! You got the couch brah!

Tidus: *pushes Irvine* Fuck you.

Irvine: Nope I dont SWING that way.

::Tidus and Irvine start fighting::

Angel: Gawd dammit!!