Chapter 1-
Zell: 1-2-3-4-5 heeeeere's Angel!
Angel: Hey-low. Welcome to our BRAND NEW tv show! It's called "After School Special".
Seifer:....
Squall: You stole my quote asshole.
Seifer: *glares at Squall*
Angel: Right. *hits Squall* Be nice!
Squall: *rubs head* Okay. I'll be nice.
Angel: Much better. *sighs* Uh.. we got one problem. I found Racing but she aint coming back...
Zell: You found her but she didn't wanna come??
Irvine: I'm confused. Who's gunna fill in for Racing?
Angel: *smiles* I got Quisty to fill in for Racing.
Squall: You got Racing's sister to fill in for her??
Angel: Yeah why? Got a problem??
Squall: No no. No problem here.
Angel: Okay!! With that heeeres..... Quisty!!
::Quistis comes walking in and people are booing::
Quistis: *sits down and simles* Hi Seifer.
Seifer: *looks up and frowns* Hi.
Zell: Seifer's broken.
Irvine: For real? He seems to be alive?
Squall:.... Weirdos.
Quistis: Where's my sister?
Angel: I dunno. Seceret. SHHHHHHH!
Seifer: Some help you are Angel.
Angel: *smiles* Shut up Seifer. I KNOW your plan.
Seifer: *frowns* Fine.
Quistis: Right. Whatever it is I know it aint gunna work.
Seifer: *flips Quisty out of ehr chair*
Zell: Where's Jerry Springer's body gaurd when you need him?
Irvine: There isn't anything flying.
Tidus: I can change that! *picks up Irvine and flies him*
Zell: Lookie! Irvine can fly!
Irvine: I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you Tidus!
Zell: Is it a bird? *points at Irvine*
Tidus: Is it a plane? *points at Irvine*
Squall: No its Irvine! The flying idiot! *kicks Irvine*
Seifer: *smirks*
Angel: Riight. Its a new spawn of Jerry Springer.
Quistis: *gets up and sits on Seifer's lap* Hi Seifer.
Seifer: *rolls his eyes*
Angel: Where's Bubba?
Squall: Who's that?
Angel: Our new body gaurd! *smiles*
Zell: Now the fights between Seifer and Squall ACTUALLY break up!
Irvine: *curled up in a cornner* Awww... Squall aint geting another scar?
Squall: *throws a chair at Irvine* I added another burise to you!
Angel: *pouts*
Seifer: *laughs a little*
Zell: Looks like someones getting happier.
Irvine: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT!!! *laughs* How would YOU know Zell?
Zell: *flies another chair at Irvine* Im being scarcastic dumbass.
Angel : Stop flying shit at Irvine! It's mean!
Seifer: They aint flying SHIT yet.
Angel: Hey everyone! Wanna know what Seifer's plan is? Because after all its national T.V. show. *smiles*
Seifer: Sorry... *frowns*
Zell: I wanna know.
Tidus: Where's all the chair?
Squall: *points by Irvine* Over there by Irvine.
Zell: I weally weally hate...
Irvine: *throws a chair at Zell* Shad up!
Quistis: *starts kissing Seifer* Happier?
Zell: I predict anytime now....
Squall and Angel: Racing's gunna come rushing through the door.
Seifer: O.O;;;;
Angel: *points at Seifer* HALLA UKALELE!! PEANUT BETTER JELLY!!! SEIFER'S IN TROUBLE!!!! DOUBLE TROUBLE!!
Squall: What da hell?
Tidus: Took the words out of my mouth.
Angel: *dances around* Someones gunna die!!! *points at Quisty* And the lucky person is....
Zell: *drum roll*
Angel: You Quisty!!!
Quistis: *rolls eyes* Why would MY own sister kill me?
Zell: Did you see what happened to Tifa?
Quistis: Yeah why?
Zell: That's why.
Quistis: I don't care. She wont kill me. She's not like that. *kisses Seifer again*
Seifer: :- )
Zell: Seifer's gunna die too! Or get the dreaded couch. *shudders*
Tidus: Hey Irvine you must loove the couch eh'?
Angel: *pouts* How about Tidus loves the couch??
Tidus: *pouts*
Irvine: *laughs*
Quistis: *kisses Seifer again*
:Racing comes in the studio flying the doors open and slamming them shut::
Zell: Shhhhhe's back!!
Seifer: *pushes Quistis off of him* Racing!!! I... I... can explain!!
Zell: Seifer's got a speach problem!
Angel: 1-2 Racing's comin for you *points to Quistis* 3-4 better lock the studio door...
Racing: *walks over to Quistis holding up her gunblade* Any last words baby sister?? *smiles psychoticly*
Quistis: *looks scared as hell* I.. I... I... NO!!! Don't kill me!!!!
Zell: Suprisingly she aint shitting her skirt.
Irvine: *laughs*
Seifer: *slinks down out of his chair*
Racing: *swings her gunblade infront of Seifer* Just wait!
Seifer: *gulps*
Quistis: *smirks*
Angel: Where's the popcorn when you need it!
Zell: *comes walking up with popcorn* Here!
Angel: Goodie!
Irvine: I bet that Racing's gunnna stab her!
Tidus: I bet Quistis is gunna piss her pants!
Squall: You know what will be funny is if Racing adds another scar to Seifer.
Angel: *tosses popcorn at Squall* SHHH!!!
Racing:*gets ready to slice Quistis in half* Fuck you bitch! I called you family!!!
Quitis: *smiles* Go ahead kill me.
Zell: *cocks an eyebrow* She WANTS to die?
Racing: *as hard as she can flies her gunblade down*
Quistis: *picks up Seifer's Hyperion* I don't think so!
Squall: I think both of them are gunna kill Quistis.
Tidus: Why?
Zell: Cuz Seifer don't like it when people touch his Hyerpion.
Seifer: *gets up and tackles Quistis* Oh hellz no!
Racing: *looks shocked*
Quistis: you sonofa bitch! *punches Seifer*
Racing: Fuck no! *starts to beat up Quistis*
Seifer: *goes back in his chair*
Quistis: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP!!!
Angel: Nope bitch your on your own!
:: An hour later::
Zell: Their STILL going at it!?
Squall: I guess so....
Raing: *pulls up Quistis by the hair* I think she's knocked out. Dont u agree?
Quistis: X . x
Zell: *stands up and claps*
Angel: *laughs*
Seifer: ...... *picks up his Hyperion*
Racing: *drops Quistis and goes by Seifer* And for you Seifer...
Zell: WoW! She used his REAL name!
Tidus: She doesn't?
Angel: She normaly calls him Seify Weify.
Tidus: Oh.
Angel: Hehe Tidy Widy.
Zell, Irvine, Squall and Racing: *laughs their asses off*
Quistis: *stands up and grabs Racing's gunblade* DIE! *about to kill Racing*
Seifer: *gets up and stabs Quistis* I don't think so bitch.
Quistis: *falls down and dies*
Zell: Bad Seifer! You killed 2 people.
Squall: No. I help kill RinoAss.
Angel: Right. *throws popcorn at Seifer* Seifer you dumbass! Your plan!
Seifer: *sighs*
Racing: *sits down in a beat up chair* Whatever.
Squall: Why are people taking my qoutes?
Zell: Give it a rest.
Racing: *rolls eyes at Seifer*
Angel: Come on you pussy!
Zell: Can she say that on TV?
Irvine: *shrugs* Might as well let her go. You know all the other words we said already?
Zell: True.
Seifer: *sighs and pulls out a box*
Angel: Awe shit. We gotta end the show...
Zell: WHY??
Angel: *smiles* Cuz we gotta.
Squall: No fair!
Tidus: Your no fun.
Angel: *pouts* Im not fun? Go make friends with the couch when we get home.
Zell: *laughs*
Irvine: *puts his arms around Angel*
Squall: .....
Seifer: Why now?
Angel: Just because.
Racing: Fine with me. *looks at Quistis* Bubba!
:A big fat black guy comes walking up*
Angel: *points to Quistis' motionless body* Put her in the closet!
Bubba: *grunts and does his job*
Zell: Right.
Racing: Ok ok. *looks at the camera* That was tonights show! Please stay tunned till the next one tomarrow after skoo!
______After the show________ Seifer: Racing Im sorry!
Racing: *gets off her chair and leaves*
Zell: Your still in deep shit man.
Seifer: SHUT UP!
Squall: Okay...
Tidus: I'm not the only one...
Irvine: Yuppers! You got the couch brah!
Tidus: *pushes Irvine* Fuck you.
Irvine: Nope I dont SWING that way.
::Tidus and Irvine start fighting::
Angel: Gawd dammit!!
Zell: 1-2-3-4-5 heeeeere's Angel!
Angel: Hey-low. Welcome to our BRAND NEW tv show! It's called "After School Special".
Seifer:....
Squall: You stole my quote asshole.
Seifer: *glares at Squall*
Angel: Right. *hits Squall* Be nice!
Squall: *rubs head* Okay. I'll be nice.
Angel: Much better. *sighs* Uh.. we got one problem. I found Racing but she aint coming back...
Zell: You found her but she didn't wanna come??
Irvine: I'm confused. Who's gunna fill in for Racing?
Angel: *smiles* I got Quisty to fill in for Racing.
Squall: You got Racing's sister to fill in for her??
Angel: Yeah why? Got a problem??
Squall: No no. No problem here.
Angel: Okay!! With that heeeres..... Quisty!!
::Quistis comes walking in and people are booing::
Quistis: *sits down and simles* Hi Seifer.
Seifer: *looks up and frowns* Hi.
Zell: Seifer's broken.
Irvine: For real? He seems to be alive?
Squall:.... Weirdos.
Quistis: Where's my sister?
Angel: I dunno. Seceret. SHHHHHHH!
Seifer: Some help you are Angel.
Angel: *smiles* Shut up Seifer. I KNOW your plan.
Seifer: *frowns* Fine.
Quistis: Right. Whatever it is I know it aint gunna work.
Seifer: *flips Quisty out of ehr chair*
Zell: Where's Jerry Springer's body gaurd when you need him?
Irvine: There isn't anything flying.
Tidus: I can change that! *picks up Irvine and flies him*
Zell: Lookie! Irvine can fly!
Irvine: I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate you Tidus!
Zell: Is it a bird? *points at Irvine*
Tidus: Is it a plane? *points at Irvine*
Squall: No its Irvine! The flying idiot! *kicks Irvine*
Seifer: *smirks*
Angel: Riight. Its a new spawn of Jerry Springer.
Quistis: *gets up and sits on Seifer's lap* Hi Seifer.
Seifer: *rolls his eyes*
Angel: Where's Bubba?
Squall: Who's that?
Angel: Our new body gaurd! *smiles*
Zell: Now the fights between Seifer and Squall ACTUALLY break up!
Irvine: *curled up in a cornner* Awww... Squall aint geting another scar?
Squall: *throws a chair at Irvine* I added another burise to you!
Angel: *pouts*
Seifer: *laughs a little*
Zell: Looks like someones getting happier.
Irvine: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT!!! *laughs* How would YOU know Zell?
Zell: *flies another chair at Irvine* Im being scarcastic dumbass.
Angel : Stop flying shit at Irvine! It's mean!
Seifer: They aint flying SHIT yet.
Angel: Hey everyone! Wanna know what Seifer's plan is? Because after all its national T.V. show. *smiles*
Seifer: Sorry... *frowns*
Zell: I wanna know.
Tidus: Where's all the chair?
Squall: *points by Irvine* Over there by Irvine.
Zell: I weally weally hate...
Irvine: *throws a chair at Zell* Shad up!
Quistis: *starts kissing Seifer* Happier?
Zell: I predict anytime now....
Squall and Angel: Racing's gunna come rushing through the door.
Seifer: O.O;;;;
Angel: *points at Seifer* HALLA UKALELE!! PEANUT BETTER JELLY!!! SEIFER'S IN TROUBLE!!!! DOUBLE TROUBLE!!
Squall: What da hell?
Tidus: Took the words out of my mouth.
Angel: *dances around* Someones gunna die!!! *points at Quisty* And the lucky person is....
Zell: *drum roll*
Angel: You Quisty!!!
Quistis: *rolls eyes* Why would MY own sister kill me?
Zell: Did you see what happened to Tifa?
Quistis: Yeah why?
Zell: That's why.
Quistis: I don't care. She wont kill me. She's not like that. *kisses Seifer again*
Seifer: :- )
Zell: Seifer's gunna die too! Or get the dreaded couch. *shudders*
Tidus: Hey Irvine you must loove the couch eh'?
Angel: *pouts* How about Tidus loves the couch??
Tidus: *pouts*
Irvine: *laughs*
Quistis: *kisses Seifer again*
:Racing comes in the studio flying the doors open and slamming them shut::
Zell: Shhhhhe's back!!
Seifer: *pushes Quistis off of him* Racing!!! I... I... can explain!!
Zell: Seifer's got a speach problem!
Angel: 1-2 Racing's comin for you *points to Quistis* 3-4 better lock the studio door...
Racing: *walks over to Quistis holding up her gunblade* Any last words baby sister?? *smiles psychoticly*
Quistis: *looks scared as hell* I.. I... I... NO!!! Don't kill me!!!!
Zell: Suprisingly she aint shitting her skirt.
Irvine: *laughs*
Seifer: *slinks down out of his chair*
Racing: *swings her gunblade infront of Seifer* Just wait!
Seifer: *gulps*
Quistis: *smirks*
Angel: Where's the popcorn when you need it!
Zell: *comes walking up with popcorn* Here!
Angel: Goodie!
Irvine: I bet that Racing's gunnna stab her!
Tidus: I bet Quistis is gunna piss her pants!
Squall: You know what will be funny is if Racing adds another scar to Seifer.
Angel: *tosses popcorn at Squall* SHHH!!!
Racing:*gets ready to slice Quistis in half* Fuck you bitch! I called you family!!!
Quitis: *smiles* Go ahead kill me.
Zell: *cocks an eyebrow* She WANTS to die?
Racing: *as hard as she can flies her gunblade down*
Quistis: *picks up Seifer's Hyperion* I don't think so!
Squall: I think both of them are gunna kill Quistis.
Tidus: Why?
Zell: Cuz Seifer don't like it when people touch his Hyerpion.
Seifer: *gets up and tackles Quistis* Oh hellz no!
Racing: *looks shocked*
Quistis: you sonofa bitch! *punches Seifer*
Racing: Fuck no! *starts to beat up Quistis*
Seifer: *goes back in his chair*
Quistis: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP!!!
Angel: Nope bitch your on your own!
:: An hour later::
Zell: Their STILL going at it!?
Squall: I guess so....
Raing: *pulls up Quistis by the hair* I think she's knocked out. Dont u agree?
Quistis: X . x
Zell: *stands up and claps*
Angel: *laughs*
Seifer: ...... *picks up his Hyperion*
Racing: *drops Quistis and goes by Seifer* And for you Seifer...
Zell: WoW! She used his REAL name!
Tidus: She doesn't?
Angel: She normaly calls him Seify Weify.
Tidus: Oh.
Angel: Hehe Tidy Widy.
Zell, Irvine, Squall and Racing: *laughs their asses off*
Quistis: *stands up and grabs Racing's gunblade* DIE! *about to kill Racing*
Seifer: *gets up and stabs Quistis* I don't think so bitch.
Quistis: *falls down and dies*
Zell: Bad Seifer! You killed 2 people.
Squall: No. I help kill RinoAss.
Angel: Right. *throws popcorn at Seifer* Seifer you dumbass! Your plan!
Seifer: *sighs*
Racing: *sits down in a beat up chair* Whatever.
Squall: Why are people taking my qoutes?
Zell: Give it a rest.
Racing: *rolls eyes at Seifer*
Angel: Come on you pussy!
Zell: Can she say that on TV?
Irvine: *shrugs* Might as well let her go. You know all the other words we said already?
Zell: True.
Seifer: *sighs and pulls out a box*
Angel: Awe shit. We gotta end the show...
Zell: WHY??
Angel: *smiles* Cuz we gotta.
Squall: No fair!
Tidus: Your no fun.
Angel: *pouts* Im not fun? Go make friends with the couch when we get home.
Zell: *laughs*
Irvine: *puts his arms around Angel*
Squall: .....
Seifer: Why now?
Angel: Just because.
Racing: Fine with me. *looks at Quistis* Bubba!
:A big fat black guy comes walking up*
Angel: *points to Quistis' motionless body* Put her in the closet!
Bubba: *grunts and does his job*
Zell: Right.
Racing: Ok ok. *looks at the camera* That was tonights show! Please stay tunned till the next one tomarrow after skoo!
______After the show________ Seifer: Racing Im sorry!
Racing: *gets off her chair and leaves*
Zell: Your still in deep shit man.
Seifer: SHUT UP!
Squall: Okay...
Tidus: I'm not the only one...
Irvine: Yuppers! You got the couch brah!
Tidus: *pushes Irvine* Fuck you.
Irvine: Nope I dont SWING that way.
::Tidus and Irvine start fighting::
Angel: Gawd dammit!!
