Shadowwolf: HI EVERYONE!!! I haven't been updating a whole lot lately, and I'm very sorry. Blame school! Well, my dad went to test-drive a Hyundai Tiburon lately, and it gave me an idea. So, here it is. This might be really stupid, and probably is, so flames are okay. This is just meant to be sort of a pointless, chuckle story.
Brad: *sigh*
Shadowwolf: What?
Brad: Another story. Aren't you going to finish your others?
Shadowwolf: Yeah, just be patient, please. Disclaimer: I DON'T own Zoids, the characters, the Hyundai Tiburon, the Hummer, the Dodge Ram, the Ferrari, the Toyota Celica, the Chevy Avalanche, or ANYTHING in this story!!! PLEASE, oh PLEASE, DON'T sue!! Well, here it is! Hope you enjoy!
THE NEW CAR
As Bit drove on his way back to the Blitz Base, he noticed a nasty smell coming from their car.
"Oh man, what is that?" He moaned as he figured on what it was, although he already knew. There was a grinding sound, and the engine gave a hiss as the car died.
"No! No! No!" Bit jumped around and cursed the broken down piece of junk. "I've got to get these Zoid parts back to the base, and there's no way I can carry them there!!!"
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"Where's Bit?" Leena asked impatiently. "Our battle is in two hours and we need those parts! Why do we trust him to do our shopping?" Leena asked to no one in particular as she wandered around the hangar.
"What's wrong Leena?" Brad asked as he walked in to work on his Fox.
"Uhhh, Bit still isn't back from the P Shop yet. Where is that moron?" Leena sighed and stormed off to find her dad. Brad sighed and sweatdropped.
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1 ½ HOURS LATER
"Bit! What took you so long?!" Leena yelled as Bit set down the heavy Zoid parts that he'd had to carry so far.
"Leena, just listen-"
"I will not Bit! We're gonna be late for our battle, and it's all your fault!"
"Leena, the car broke down! I couldn't fix it!" Bit argued with the demon form of Leena as Doc, Jamie, and Brad walked in.
"What's the matter Leena?" Doc asked as he stared at Bit.
"We're gonna be late for our battle because someone forgot to tune up our car!"
"It's okay Leena, we just need to install the parts and take our Zoids out a few miles. We'll be okay," Jamie tried to comfort her as he walked over to pick up the parts.
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The frustrated warriors sat on the battlefield for twenty-five minutes waiting for their opponents to show up, and they never did. The Blitz Team won by default, which was not the way they wanted to, but they had no choice.
"Wonderful, no individual points," Brad complained on the way to the Hovercargo.
"No kidding, and we had to install those parts in record time, and we didn't even get to use them," Jamie complained from the Hovercargo. "But at least there won't be any work to do on the Zoids."
"That reminds me, we've got to go get a new car today. Who wants to come?" Doc looked up from his models.
"ME!" Bit shouted as the Liger roared.
"Why not, I've got nothin' better to do," Brad said while speeding up the Shadow Fox.
"Shopping?! I've GOT to go!" Leena shouted happily as she unconsciously fired her Wild Weasel Unit. The Liger, Shadow Fox, and Hovercargo were hit, causing the pilots to come together to say one thing…
"LEENA!"
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"Wow! Look at all the different kinds of cars!" Leena danced around the showroom, starry-eyed.
"So, what exactly are we looking for?" Brad asked as he walked closer to a black Hummer. (My dream car, or truck thingy actually…) "How 'bout this one?"
"Maybe," Doc said, eying a Ferrari. "Or maybe this one!"
"Shouldn't we get a truck, Doc?" Bit asked as Leena ran over to a giant red truck.
"Ooh! Dad! A Dodge Ram! Imagine all of the parts we could haul in this thing!" A still eyed-eyed Leena exclaimed.
"Yeah, but it's really bi-" Bit stopped, as his eye caught a beautiful red Hyundai Tiburon. "Who needs a truck?! Look at this baby!"
"Oh boy, you guys, we really should get a truck. We can haul things better that way, right Doc?" Jamie finished only to notice Doc sitting in the driver's seat of a shiny yellow Ferrari. "Doc?" Jamie sighed and turned to leave when he saw the Chevy Avalanche. "Perfect! Guys, come here, look! It can be a truck or an SUV! It's absolutely perfect! Guys?" Yet again, Jamie's statements fell on deaf ears. Every member of the team was preoccupied with their own dream car. Bit noticed that he was the only one that wanted the Tiburon, and decided that if they were going to get it, he needed someone else on his side.
"Oh, Brad? Why do you want that stupid military truck?"
"What do you mean? It's perfect, and won't break down like our old car,"
"Right. Don't you want to impress Naomi though?"
"Uhhh, sure."
"Then you need a sports car. Just look at that beauty!" Bit pointed to the Tiburon, which Brad looked past to see the Toyota Celica.
"Wow! You're right Bit! That car's beautiful!" He ran over and sat in the driver's seat of the Celica, and was gone. Brad was off in dreamland.
"Brad, that's not what I meant! I meant the Tiburon! The Tiburon!"
"Vrrrrrrroom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooom!" Brad was completely gone.
"Pitiful," Bit sighed. With the Blitz Team so crazy about different cars, it seemed like they would never get a car.
Shadowwolf: So that's where you come in!!!! I need you to vote for which car/truck you want them to get! The choices are…
Hyundai Tiburon
Dodge Ram
Toyota Celica
Hummer
Ferrari
Chevy Avalanche
Thanks a lot. Oh yeah, and the Hummer's in there because you never know when Brad might change his mind… *nudges Brad*
Brad: I don't know, I really like the Celica.
Shadowwolf: Fine. Either way. Well, thanks for reading, and flames ARE okay. I understand. Well, PLEASE vote, and the next chapter will probably be up in a week or so. Oh yeah, if you want it to be Brad/Naomi, you might want to vote for the Hummer or Celica. ^_- Thanks to all reviewers!!! ^_^
