Another fanfic of Shaman King. I'll keep doing them until I'm bored of it. XD Anyway, this is supposed to be a humorous one! ^_^ (If there are typos, or something does not make sense, please be nice and contact me about it.)
-SmilBe
Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T EVEN OWN A TINY PIECE OF HIROYUKI'S GREAT WORK!
Brand New Start---Day 2:
It was ANOTHER typical morning.
"Anna, what do ya think I should get?"
"Didn't you realize how much trouble you had with the cat?!"
"Don't remind me about Matamune," Said Yoh soberly. "So, should I get a dog or not?"
Anna sighed, and just shrugged. Yoh blinked at her reaction.
"Is that a yes or no?"
"Your choice." Anna concluded.
"Then it's decided~!" And Yoh scrambled out the front door, still holding the coupon.
Anna took a bit out of her bacon, and chewed thoughtfully.
***
"Thanks for shopping and please come again!"
Yoh clutched the leash of his new-bought puppy tightly as he wondered about what he should name it. The puppy noticed Yoh's thoughtful expression, and started barking. Yoh looked at it carefully, but it quickly tugged Yoh towards a store. Yoh glanced at the sign of the shop. A CD Store. But the dog was barking at an advertisement.
An advertisement of Bob Love's new CD.
The poster caught Yoh's attention immediately -- and his eyes sparkled as he stared dreamily at the poster of his favorite singer.
"I-Want-It."
The puppy whined and gave Yoh a pull. Yoh finally tore his eyes away, and suddenly got the perfect name for the puppy. He reached down, petted the dog, and said softly, "Your name is now officially "Bob Love"."
And winked.
The puppy wagged its tail back.
***
"I can't believe you really bought that darned animal into our house!"
"Anna..! It's a puppy. And it's called Bob Love."
"That's the most idiotic name I've ever heard in my life." Said Anna airily.
"Hey! It fits for a singer and a pup! Oh, and could you give me some pocket money? I want to buy his new CD, "Love Da Bob". I heard that it's awesome!" Yoh tried to imitate Bob's dance moves but fell onto the floor instead.
"Mmm...I'll think about it."
"Really?!!" Yoh stood up, quite amazed at her amusing reply.
"I'm in a good mood lately. Now go play with your Bob. I'm busy right now." Anna shoved Yoh away from her sight.
"?" Yoh puzzled over her suspicious behavior as he took Bob Love out for a walk.
After Yoh had left the house, Anna looked around thoroughly before sneaking out a small handbook. The title said, "How to Control your Husbands".
Anna smiled slyly to herself.
***
"Mmm..."Love Da Bob"...I do hope Anna will let me purchase it..." Yoh smirked as he walked Bob Love to the park. The over-active puppy ran around in circles, joyful at the discover of new areas it hadn't been in before.
After walking a distance, Yoh sniffed. "Ugh...what's that smell?!" He looked at Bob Love who had just halted, and his eyes widened at what he saw.
"Bob Love did a poo!" He exclaimed before he could stop himself. Then Yoh started creeping away, when he had made sure there was no one looking.
After all, it was the dog's fault, right?
***
"Anna~! Bob Love did a poo on the road!" Whined Yoh.
Anna narrowed her eyes at him. "He's your pet. You are fully responsible for his behaviors and other stuff. You never knew?"
Yoh shook his head innocently.
She sighed. "Why do I have such a jerky husband?!"
"Anna! At least teach me how to take care of that sort of situation!"
"Fine. Follow me." The annoyed itako found a plastic bag and lead Yoh to the backyard of their home. "Now, if it was a solid waste, all you have to is find some sort of shovel to scoop it into the plastic bag."
"Ahhh, I see..."
"Good."
"What about liquid wastes?"
"Drag your dog into some grassy areas. Good use as a fertilizer."
"I knew that."
"As if." Anna cleaned herself up and went back inside.
"I thought only solid wastes were good at fertilizers..." Yoh murmured to himself as he picked weeds off the grass.
***
Concluding Note: I'm not gonna get rid of the dog. Why should I? I love dogs! XD I know, I know -- I made this chapter short and a little bit pointless. But it still is an essential chapter. Concluding chapter is chapter 3. R+R please.
-SmilBe
Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T EVEN OWN A TINY PIECE OF HIROYUKI'S GREAT WORK!
Brand New Start---Day 2:
It was ANOTHER typical morning.
"Anna, what do ya think I should get?"
"Didn't you realize how much trouble you had with the cat?!"
"Don't remind me about Matamune," Said Yoh soberly. "So, should I get a dog or not?"
Anna sighed, and just shrugged. Yoh blinked at her reaction.
"Is that a yes or no?"
"Your choice." Anna concluded.
"Then it's decided~!" And Yoh scrambled out the front door, still holding the coupon.
Anna took a bit out of her bacon, and chewed thoughtfully.
***
"Thanks for shopping and please come again!"
Yoh clutched the leash of his new-bought puppy tightly as he wondered about what he should name it. The puppy noticed Yoh's thoughtful expression, and started barking. Yoh looked at it carefully, but it quickly tugged Yoh towards a store. Yoh glanced at the sign of the shop. A CD Store. But the dog was barking at an advertisement.
An advertisement of Bob Love's new CD.
The poster caught Yoh's attention immediately -- and his eyes sparkled as he stared dreamily at the poster of his favorite singer.
"I-Want-It."
The puppy whined and gave Yoh a pull. Yoh finally tore his eyes away, and suddenly got the perfect name for the puppy. He reached down, petted the dog, and said softly, "Your name is now officially "Bob Love"."
And winked.
The puppy wagged its tail back.
***
"I can't believe you really bought that darned animal into our house!"
"Anna..! It's a puppy. And it's called Bob Love."
"That's the most idiotic name I've ever heard in my life." Said Anna airily.
"Hey! It fits for a singer and a pup! Oh, and could you give me some pocket money? I want to buy his new CD, "Love Da Bob". I heard that it's awesome!" Yoh tried to imitate Bob's dance moves but fell onto the floor instead.
"Mmm...I'll think about it."
"Really?!!" Yoh stood up, quite amazed at her amusing reply.
"I'm in a good mood lately. Now go play with your Bob. I'm busy right now." Anna shoved Yoh away from her sight.
"?" Yoh puzzled over her suspicious behavior as he took Bob Love out for a walk.
After Yoh had left the house, Anna looked around thoroughly before sneaking out a small handbook. The title said, "How to Control your Husbands".
Anna smiled slyly to herself.
***
"Mmm..."Love Da Bob"...I do hope Anna will let me purchase it..." Yoh smirked as he walked Bob Love to the park. The over-active puppy ran around in circles, joyful at the discover of new areas it hadn't been in before.
After walking a distance, Yoh sniffed. "Ugh...what's that smell?!" He looked at Bob Love who had just halted, and his eyes widened at what he saw.
"Bob Love did a poo!" He exclaimed before he could stop himself. Then Yoh started creeping away, when he had made sure there was no one looking.
After all, it was the dog's fault, right?
***
"Anna~! Bob Love did a poo on the road!" Whined Yoh.
Anna narrowed her eyes at him. "He's your pet. You are fully responsible for his behaviors and other stuff. You never knew?"
Yoh shook his head innocently.
She sighed. "Why do I have such a jerky husband?!"
"Anna! At least teach me how to take care of that sort of situation!"
"Fine. Follow me." The annoyed itako found a plastic bag and lead Yoh to the backyard of their home. "Now, if it was a solid waste, all you have to is find some sort of shovel to scoop it into the plastic bag."
"Ahhh, I see..."
"Good."
"What about liquid wastes?"
"Drag your dog into some grassy areas. Good use as a fertilizer."
"I knew that."
"As if." Anna cleaned herself up and went back inside.
"I thought only solid wastes were good at fertilizers..." Yoh murmured to himself as he picked weeds off the grass.
***
Concluding Note: I'm not gonna get rid of the dog. Why should I? I love dogs! XD I know, I know -- I made this chapter short and a little bit pointless. But it still is an essential chapter. Concluding chapter is chapter 3. R+R please.
