In Otherwords.
Chapter 3: Pen-Pen
Foreword Well I just HAD to put Pen-Pen in here. I wouldn't have been satisfied if he wasn't. Rest assured that all of you that follow the idea that Pen-Pen secretly knows everything, you're gonna' love dis' chapter! (
Ring Ring Ring
The end of the day school bell had just rung and it was time to go home. My thoughts finally unleashed right when Ayanami went outa' the room. Agh! If it was true that I was really communicating with others through thought, then I had actually told Asuka that I loved her and she had said that she loved me. I decided that I should confront her about it.
"Asuka?" "Yes?"
I thought I'd get right to the point while I still had enough guts to say it. We were walking along the sidewalk past a deserted looking district.
"Asuka? Did you hear what I thought this morning?"
She looked shocked.
"ummm... Do you mean?"
It looked like she had so re-affirming it audibly was the only thing I could do.
"I. I. I lo." "Hey!"
I was cut off by someone in a window a few stories up. Asuka seemed mad enough to rip my head off, but for once her anger wasn't focused on me.
"Hey! Couldn't you see we're trying to have a serious con."
Asuka had apparently seen what I saw, Rei was looking out her window at us. The Important part of that realization, it was Rei,
"Hey Shinji! I need to talk to you! Can you come up?"
Uh Oh. I had never been to a girls apartment before. And I didn't think that Asuka would approve of me going up there alone.
"Can Asuka come too?" "Well. I kinda' wanted to talk to you alone."
I looked at Asuka and she looked a little agitated and disapproving.
"It's ok, I'm sure her parents are home, nothing will happen."
Oh how wrong I would be. Asuka seemed to agree though, so she nodded her head and walked away.
I got out of the elevator and walked up to door ___. The door promptly swung open. I think it was the damn mind reading thing. That wasn't the strange part though. It was the two arms that went around my neck and the head against my chest.
"R.- Rei?" "Don't worry Shinji. I don't have parents."
Uh oh.
"N- no parents?" "Yup- Eww gross, I would never do that." "Oh sorry, I'm not used to people being able to read my MIND!"
It's ok, I don't blame you, I am really cute aren't I? I guess so, hey can we just converse like this? No talking? Sure! Ok. You know though, I know SHE kissed you, so I think I wanna' try it. Umm. . .
And she did just that. She kissed me. It was good, even better than Asuka. I was sure that I could have started an adequate fire with the sparks that flew. I figured that it must have not been her first time.
Nope. Really? You had a boyfriend before? Sure! So has Asuka, but she could never bring herself to kiss them. Oh. I didn't know. She does not mean you to know, but you should. . . . Shinji, you are the only one for her. . . . Just as I know now that you are the only one for me. But how can I be the one for both of you? That, you must figure out. Fore it must be both. Why? You will know soon.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Sure, I could have picked one girl for Shinji to go with, but that would be too much like "NG: E The One I Love Is"
You can go now, but before you do, wipe that lipstick off your lips. o- ok
I did as I was told for that was a very sensible thing to do. If I hadn't there was a good chance that I would have had a huge bruise in my stomach or on my cheeck after I arrived home.
As I was leaving Rei's home, I noticed that the apartment was the exact opposite of it's outer appearance. The apartment was decorated perfectly, and the clothes hanging on the clothesline were fancy. This girl was certainly strange, but I think I was starting to feel for her.
I stepped out of the apartment building and onto the sidewalk. At least I thought it was a sidewalk until I heard a bloodcurdling.
QWAAAAA!!!!
Was it my imagination or did that sound like a penguin being castrated.
"Qwaaa!!! Qwa! Qwa!"
I quickly removed my foot from the penguin's flipper. It was one of those really cool looking hot spring penguins. You know, the kind with the orangish-yellow things that look like big eyebrows sticking outward from it's forehead.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Wait a second. Why was I talking to a penguin? 'kay now the day Was definitely as weird as it could get. Uh-oh, you're not supposed to think that.
It's ok, but that REALLY hurt! I just didn't notice your flipper, I'll be more careful next time.
I guess that penguins have complex thoughts just like humans.
So, you're a telepath huh? Umm. If that's what it's called. Well my names Pen-Pen, You? My name's Ikari Shinji. Good to meet you Shinji. Got any food? No but you can come back to my apartment, I have food there. Got any fish? I believe so. 'kay, lead the way then!
I walked along with the seemingly telepathic penguin until I reached my apartment.
Nice place. Thank you. Well you're awful polite for someone that's in love with two people. What does that have to do with politeness? Well it's not polite to 2-time someone. I'm not 2-timing anyone. I'm not going with either. If you say so.
This penguin was starting to get on my nerves.
Oh don't take it so seriously. It's just better to discuss a situation. I guess so.
He did have a point there. . .
"Agh!"
Well to explain the situation, I had just opened the door to the apartment when. . .
"Baka Shinji! Why didn't you knock first, you're not supposed to see me naked!"
But that's what happened anyway. I was a bit miffed at why I had to knock on the door to my own apartment. I also questioned why Asuka was walking around naked.
I wasn't!
God Damnit! More psychic talking. Grr. . . I need to learn to shut my mind up.
Then why are you? Look at my feet you baka! And skip over everything in between.
I did as I was told, I closed my eyes, and opened them when I figured they were aimed at her feet.
So why did you drop it? I was ready to kick who ever opened the doors ass! Oh. . . Who's the penguin? My name is Pen-Pen. Pen-Pen eh? So you can do the mind talk thing too? Yes, and just like Shinji I can look at anything that other's minds contain. Can I do that too? No. Why not? You're not as powerful. Oh so now Baka Shinji has POWER? You'd be surprised. How do you know this? You may find out soon.
I heard the whole conversation but couldn't believe any of it. So I stopped the mind thing.
"Okay. NO MORE MIND TALK!" "Sounds good to me." "Qwa." "You're probably hungry Pen-Pen."
Pen-Pen, apparently respecting my wishes, just nodded his head. I cooked him some fish and gave it to him.
YUMMY! Thank you. You make the best fish. Would you mind if I stayed with you? If my parents say ok. K we'll wait then.
Well that was how it started, we had a penguin as a pet, from there it just got crazier.
Author's Notes:
I KNOW THAT IT MOVES FAST!!!! I don't know how long I can stay interested in this story line. I'll finish it though, 'cause I myself HATE IT when authors don't finish. I'm still waiting for the next chapter of A.D. 2018! Anyway, I know that this story is very non-Eva like with the absence of Giant metal Robots fighting strange creatures from the sky. But I got bored with them. I LOVE TELEPATHS!!!!
Foreword Well I just HAD to put Pen-Pen in here. I wouldn't have been satisfied if he wasn't. Rest assured that all of you that follow the idea that Pen-Pen secretly knows everything, you're gonna' love dis' chapter! (
Ring Ring Ring
The end of the day school bell had just rung and it was time to go home. My thoughts finally unleashed right when Ayanami went outa' the room. Agh! If it was true that I was really communicating with others through thought, then I had actually told Asuka that I loved her and she had said that she loved me. I decided that I should confront her about it.
"Asuka?" "Yes?"
I thought I'd get right to the point while I still had enough guts to say it. We were walking along the sidewalk past a deserted looking district.
"Asuka? Did you hear what I thought this morning?"
She looked shocked.
"ummm... Do you mean?"
It looked like she had so re-affirming it audibly was the only thing I could do.
"I. I. I lo." "Hey!"
I was cut off by someone in a window a few stories up. Asuka seemed mad enough to rip my head off, but for once her anger wasn't focused on me.
"Hey! Couldn't you see we're trying to have a serious con."
Asuka had apparently seen what I saw, Rei was looking out her window at us. The Important part of that realization, it was Rei,
"Hey Shinji! I need to talk to you! Can you come up?"
Uh Oh. I had never been to a girls apartment before. And I didn't think that Asuka would approve of me going up there alone.
"Can Asuka come too?" "Well. I kinda' wanted to talk to you alone."
I looked at Asuka and she looked a little agitated and disapproving.
"It's ok, I'm sure her parents are home, nothing will happen."
Oh how wrong I would be. Asuka seemed to agree though, so she nodded her head and walked away.
I got out of the elevator and walked up to door ___. The door promptly swung open. I think it was the damn mind reading thing. That wasn't the strange part though. It was the two arms that went around my neck and the head against my chest.
"R.- Rei?" "Don't worry Shinji. I don't have parents."
Uh oh.
"N- no parents?" "Yup- Eww gross, I would never do that." "Oh sorry, I'm not used to people being able to read my MIND!"
It's ok, I don't blame you, I am really cute aren't I? I guess so, hey can we just converse like this? No talking? Sure! Ok. You know though, I know SHE kissed you, so I think I wanna' try it. Umm. . .
And she did just that. She kissed me. It was good, even better than Asuka. I was sure that I could have started an adequate fire with the sparks that flew. I figured that it must have not been her first time.
Nope. Really? You had a boyfriend before? Sure! So has Asuka, but she could never bring herself to kiss them. Oh. I didn't know. She does not mean you to know, but you should. . . . Shinji, you are the only one for her. . . . Just as I know now that you are the only one for me. But how can I be the one for both of you? That, you must figure out. Fore it must be both. Why? You will know soon.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Sure, I could have picked one girl for Shinji to go with, but that would be too much like "NG: E The One I Love Is"
You can go now, but before you do, wipe that lipstick off your lips. o- ok
I did as I was told for that was a very sensible thing to do. If I hadn't there was a good chance that I would have had a huge bruise in my stomach or on my cheeck after I arrived home.
As I was leaving Rei's home, I noticed that the apartment was the exact opposite of it's outer appearance. The apartment was decorated perfectly, and the clothes hanging on the clothesline were fancy. This girl was certainly strange, but I think I was starting to feel for her.
I stepped out of the apartment building and onto the sidewalk. At least I thought it was a sidewalk until I heard a bloodcurdling.
QWAAAAA!!!!
Was it my imagination or did that sound like a penguin being castrated.
"Qwaaa!!! Qwa! Qwa!"
I quickly removed my foot from the penguin's flipper. It was one of those really cool looking hot spring penguins. You know, the kind with the orangish-yellow things that look like big eyebrows sticking outward from it's forehead.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Wait a second. Why was I talking to a penguin? 'kay now the day Was definitely as weird as it could get. Uh-oh, you're not supposed to think that.
It's ok, but that REALLY hurt! I just didn't notice your flipper, I'll be more careful next time.
I guess that penguins have complex thoughts just like humans.
So, you're a telepath huh? Umm. If that's what it's called. Well my names Pen-Pen, You? My name's Ikari Shinji. Good to meet you Shinji. Got any food? No but you can come back to my apartment, I have food there. Got any fish? I believe so. 'kay, lead the way then!
I walked along with the seemingly telepathic penguin until I reached my apartment.
Nice place. Thank you. Well you're awful polite for someone that's in love with two people. What does that have to do with politeness? Well it's not polite to 2-time someone. I'm not 2-timing anyone. I'm not going with either. If you say so.
This penguin was starting to get on my nerves.
Oh don't take it so seriously. It's just better to discuss a situation. I guess so.
He did have a point there. . .
"Agh!"
Well to explain the situation, I had just opened the door to the apartment when. . .
"Baka Shinji! Why didn't you knock first, you're not supposed to see me naked!"
But that's what happened anyway. I was a bit miffed at why I had to knock on the door to my own apartment. I also questioned why Asuka was walking around naked.
I wasn't!
God Damnit! More psychic talking. Grr. . . I need to learn to shut my mind up.
Then why are you? Look at my feet you baka! And skip over everything in between.
I did as I was told, I closed my eyes, and opened them when I figured they were aimed at her feet.
So why did you drop it? I was ready to kick who ever opened the doors ass! Oh. . . Who's the penguin? My name is Pen-Pen. Pen-Pen eh? So you can do the mind talk thing too? Yes, and just like Shinji I can look at anything that other's minds contain. Can I do that too? No. Why not? You're not as powerful. Oh so now Baka Shinji has POWER? You'd be surprised. How do you know this? You may find out soon.
I heard the whole conversation but couldn't believe any of it. So I stopped the mind thing.
"Okay. NO MORE MIND TALK!" "Sounds good to me." "Qwa." "You're probably hungry Pen-Pen."
Pen-Pen, apparently respecting my wishes, just nodded his head. I cooked him some fish and gave it to him.
YUMMY! Thank you. You make the best fish. Would you mind if I stayed with you? If my parents say ok. K we'll wait then.
Well that was how it started, we had a penguin as a pet, from there it just got crazier.
Author's Notes:
I KNOW THAT IT MOVES FAST!!!! I don't know how long I can stay interested in this story line. I'll finish it though, 'cause I myself HATE IT when authors don't finish. I'm still waiting for the next chapter of A.D. 2018! Anyway, I know that this story is very non-Eva like with the absence of Giant metal Robots fighting strange creatures from the sky. But I got bored with them. I LOVE TELEPATHS!!!!
