*Scene opens showing LilExile and LilRebel beside a beaten narrator
who is chained to the chair*
LilExile: Sorry it took us so long.
LilRebel: yea we had to track down HIM *pokes the scared narrator* Now start narrating! Or else. *brandishes a softball bat*
Narrator: *hurriedly* and now back to the perfect, great, amazing fic by The Trouble Twinz.
LilExile: much better
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Hermione and Ginny walked steadily down the yellow grass road (not singing, just looking a bit wierded out.) Suddenly Ginny stopped.
"Hey look the scarecrow." Ginny said pointing.
They walked over to the scarecrow who had his back to them. "Excuse me." The scarecrow turned around and it was Ron!
"Ron! What are you doing here, and why are you in that stupid costume." Hermione asked laughing.
Ron glared at her. "I'm the scarecrow I'm suppose to be here."
"I'm SURE you'll scare lots of things in that outfit." Ginny giggled. "Now let me guess, you want a brain."
"I suppose, but a new broom for Quidditch would be much better, but anyway." He got up and started walking with them. Ginny kept glancing at him as if she thought he was going to attack her. (evil killer scarecrows)
After a while they passed a group of tree where Harry was only all in silver. He looked up at them. "Hello."
"Hey, you're not suppose to be able to move..or speak well," Ginny pointed out.
"So," Harry said. "Toto's not suppose to talk at all."
"I'M NOT TOTO!!!!" Ginny screamed and gave Harry the "evil eye of doom" which got him moving REALLY fast.
"So you guys are going to the wizard. I suppose I'll come to."
"For what," Hermione asked.
"Um." he glanced at Ginny. "Anti-evil eye cream." He gave Ginny a cheesy smile, scared and they started of down the road again.
Suddenly the road.er grass got gloomier and dark scary (not really) trees sprouted up and suddenly they were attacked by flying..pixies?
"Where are the monkeys?" Hermione asked as one Fairy pulled at her hair.
"They got a trip to the Bahamas and I life time supply of bananas." Ron said flicking a pixie away. "Lucky bunch of..."
"You wanted to go to the Bahamas" Ginny asked as they started walking again.
"No! I wanted the bananas." Ginny rolled her eyes and Hermione laughed.
After a while they cleared the trees and the pixies left them alone cuz they weren't really responding. (stupid pixie thing-a-majigies). The forest continued on but not so dark and just when they thought..well I don't know what they thought, but I doubt they were expecting Neville to jump out in fuzzy lion pajamas. Ginny and Hermione kept their composure for a moment then fell over laughing.
"I'm not THAT funny," Neville fumed scuffing the toe of his fuzzy slippers on the ground. "Cut it out, ok! Gosh. I'm leaving."
"Wait, wait," Hermione said through giggles. "Don't you want to come to the wizard to get some courage?"
"Courage! What do I want that for?! What I want is a decent costume. What evil person came up with this?" (Everyone looks at the TTs who shrug, then turn back)
"I guess he could help you with that," Ron said trying not to laugh.
So they started off again, Ginny and Hermione scared, Ron humming, Harry sullen and Neville...fuzzy.
LilExile: Sorry it took us so long.
LilRebel: yea we had to track down HIM *pokes the scared narrator* Now start narrating! Or else. *brandishes a softball bat*
Narrator: *hurriedly* and now back to the perfect, great, amazing fic by The Trouble Twinz.
LilExile: much better
*^*v*^*~T~*^*v*^*
Hermione and Ginny walked steadily down the yellow grass road (not singing, just looking a bit wierded out.) Suddenly Ginny stopped.
"Hey look the scarecrow." Ginny said pointing.
They walked over to the scarecrow who had his back to them. "Excuse me." The scarecrow turned around and it was Ron!
"Ron! What are you doing here, and why are you in that stupid costume." Hermione asked laughing.
Ron glared at her. "I'm the scarecrow I'm suppose to be here."
"I'm SURE you'll scare lots of things in that outfit." Ginny giggled. "Now let me guess, you want a brain."
"I suppose, but a new broom for Quidditch would be much better, but anyway." He got up and started walking with them. Ginny kept glancing at him as if she thought he was going to attack her. (evil killer scarecrows)
After a while they passed a group of tree where Harry was only all in silver. He looked up at them. "Hello."
"Hey, you're not suppose to be able to move..or speak well," Ginny pointed out.
"So," Harry said. "Toto's not suppose to talk at all."
"I'M NOT TOTO!!!!" Ginny screamed and gave Harry the "evil eye of doom" which got him moving REALLY fast.
"So you guys are going to the wizard. I suppose I'll come to."
"For what," Hermione asked.
"Um." he glanced at Ginny. "Anti-evil eye cream." He gave Ginny a cheesy smile, scared and they started of down the road again.
Suddenly the road.er grass got gloomier and dark scary (not really) trees sprouted up and suddenly they were attacked by flying..pixies?
"Where are the monkeys?" Hermione asked as one Fairy pulled at her hair.
"They got a trip to the Bahamas and I life time supply of bananas." Ron said flicking a pixie away. "Lucky bunch of..."
"You wanted to go to the Bahamas" Ginny asked as they started walking again.
"No! I wanted the bananas." Ginny rolled her eyes and Hermione laughed.
After a while they cleared the trees and the pixies left them alone cuz they weren't really responding. (stupid pixie thing-a-majigies). The forest continued on but not so dark and just when they thought..well I don't know what they thought, but I doubt they were expecting Neville to jump out in fuzzy lion pajamas. Ginny and Hermione kept their composure for a moment then fell over laughing.
"I'm not THAT funny," Neville fumed scuffing the toe of his fuzzy slippers on the ground. "Cut it out, ok! Gosh. I'm leaving."
"Wait, wait," Hermione said through giggles. "Don't you want to come to the wizard to get some courage?"
"Courage! What do I want that for?! What I want is a decent costume. What evil person came up with this?" (Everyone looks at the TTs who shrug, then turn back)
"I guess he could help you with that," Ron said trying not to laugh.
So they started off again, Ginny and Hermione scared, Ron humming, Harry sullen and Neville...fuzzy.
