Title: Cat's out of the Bag 1/?
Author: Autumn Biggins
E-mail: dyslexic_crisco_penguin_fiend@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Carsey-Warner, I am just doing this for fun.
A/N: Set after: "I can't Quit you Babe." Contains spoilers for "What is, and what never should have been."
The Forman basement…
Jackie, Donna, Eric, and Hyde are watching 'the Brady Bunch' on TV. Hyde is sitting in his chair, Jackie in the seat nearest her, and Donna and Eric are sitting on each other. Jackie is watching Hyde, he's pretending to watch the TV, but keeps glancing at Jackie and Donna and Eric are busy. "Well, I've gotta go, do something with the car" Hyde said suddenly. "Jackie help me?"
"Oh no. You sit your butt down there, Mr. Beard" Eric said in his most authoritative voice.
"You two were going to make out!" Donna jumped up suddenly.
"Don't be such a nutcase. Jackie's just good at car stuff."
"Yeah Eric. Ask your dad." the brunette piped up before rushing out the door behind Hyde.
Eric turned to his girlfriend. "We leave them alone for five minutes."
"Eric, we were in the room at the same time."
"Well, then just imagine what they do when they're by themselves."
"That's a mental picture I could live without. Besides we're alone now, so.."
Eric pounces on Donna and they resume kissing.
Meanwhile at the El Camino Haven of Love……
Jackie and Hyde are in the backseat making out, yes again. Jackie's on top of Hyde and they're kissing with abandon as only those who are "enjoying a meaningless fling" can kiss.
"Steven, we can't keep doing this. Seriously, we have too stop! All this sneaking around is affecting my complexion."
"I highly doubt that sneaking around makes you flush like that."
"Shut up!"
"You know you like it baby."
"You're just so mmmm-" she was cut off by his lips seizing hers again.
The Basement Later……
Hyde, Kelso, Jackie, Donna, Fez, and Eric are now present in the basement sitting in their usual places.
"Come on Jackie. You remember the good times!"
"What you cheating on me? You not taking me to the prom? You being lame at everything!"
"Not everything. When we did it, that was awesome!"
"Maybe for you, I never had time to find out."
"Burn" Hyde snickered. "Kelso's a minute man. Man, that's good stuff!"
"Hyde, I'm trying to talk here, you're not helping me out."
From upstairs Red bellowed "Eric, get up here!" Disentangling himself from Donna, he trudged up the stairs.
"Oh, I wish I could know if I was a minute man" Fez said while staring at Jackie.
"Fez, that's NOT a good thing" Jackie snickered. "Then again, neither is Michael."
" And Jackie comes in with another burn!" Donna laughed.
"Pretty badass isn't it!" Jackie squealed excitedly.
"Damn Jackie! Language, there are ladies present."
"Michael?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut you're piehole!" Jackie and Hyde said at the same time. Everyone else burst out laughing. On instinct Hyde reached for Jackie and they shared a tender kiss, unaware for the moment that anybody was in the room. Silence fell. Then suddenly they broke apart and saw Kelso's devastated expression before he ran out the back door.
It was quiet enough to hear the stairs creak, and the four turned to see Eric walk downstairs with a dazed expression on his face. "My mom's pregnant."
**********To be continued…….
