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NO, I HAVEN'T CLAIMED OWNER SHIP OF PoKeMoN…NOT YET ^__^! THUS, PoKéMoN IS NOT MINE, BUT YES, I AM STILL IN FULL OWNER SHIP OF APPLE COMPUTERS.

It was another beautiful morning, at least in my book. The sky was black with cloud and gentle snowflakes drifted towards the ground onto the mountains of snow.

I awoke to hear the whistling of the northern winds. A storm was brewing. I got up off the cave floor and brushed myself off with my wing. I yawned and peered out of my cave-nest.

"Hmm, weather looks bad, maybe I should cancel my deliveries." I fluttered my scarlet wings. My feathers puffed up before shrinking back down.

Okay, maybe it isn't going to be such a beautiful morning. The storm has broken out. Lightning split the sky and rain pelted against the snow. Gale force winds blew across my cliff home. I knew that somewhere in this valley someone was going to need help, but I just don't know if I could help…not today…

The twins dashed across the sky, wreaking havoc upon the ground below.

"Yeah, this is fun!" cried one to the other.

"Yeah, totally far out, man!" the other cried back.

One of them pulled a package out from underneath his tail flap.

"Yea-hey, let's try this on for size!" he cackled as he tossed the package to wards the ground. It hit the side of a mountain creating a huge explosion.

"Yea-hey! Take that!" cried the other one.

I could feel shockwaves inside the cave.

They spread across the valley. Oh no, "Drake and Draco!"

"Ehehehe, check it out, we make the rocks," started Drake.

"And the rain makes the rockslides!" Draco finished.

"Aaaaahahahahaha!" they laughed together.

"Hey, what's dat?" asked Drake. A flying object was speeding towards them.

"Dunno…" he replied.

"Risking myself in a storm, the things I do to ensure the safety of other people…" I murmured as I flew through the chilly winds. Fighting the winds was difficult.

"Good Lord, please transform these winds into mere zephyrs…"

The winds got stronger. Thunder pounded in the sky.

"Ohh…"

"Hey, I think I know what it is!" exclaimed Drake.

"What?"

"It's our old friend…" Drake grimaced as he spoke those words.

"Oh, the delivery boy, eh? Whaddya t'ink we do wid 'im?"

"Oh, we'll see…we'll see…"

I could see the problem in my sights, a big problem. Those problems. Draco and Drake, the infamous Delibirds of Death, at least they like to consider themselves that.

I scowled at them as they came into focus. I quickly grabbed a package from outta my tail flap. I sped right into them.

"Ooo, look who's 'ere!" teased Draco.

"Grr…take this!" I cried in the best manly voice I could. I increased my speed before rocketing the package at Draco and descending in altitude. I felt the shockwave of the explosion above me.

"It ain't over yet," I said to myself. These guys are very strong. I doubt one 'letter bomb' will bring them both down, yet alone one of them.

Above me, high in the sky, Draco and Drake were left stunned.

"Ehhh…" choked Draco.

"Holy shit, dude, what the hell just happened?" cried Drake.

"Ehhh…" Draco began to cough and splutter, "Ehh, let's get dat bast'rd…"

I squinted above me. I stood afloat in the air. The snow had started pelting down; the storm was getting hazardous. My face-off with the Delibirds of Death isn't over…I could feel them plotting against me…somehow I knew that something really bad was going down…

"Okay," started Drake, "We bomb the mountains and when he tries to investigate, we'll catch him and stick a package in his mouth, and then…bye, bye birdie!"

"Haha, yeah, we'll teach that degenerate not to mess with us, and we'll make an example of him to everyone!"

"Grr…" I needed a plan as well. Then, the thought hit me…







To Be Continued…