*   Disclaimer in Part One      * 

"You're mom's having a baby?" 

"But she already has two, non babies."  Fez said. 

"You're mom got knocked up huh?"  Hyde said, rather tactlessly. 

"This calls for drastic measures."   Eric said.

360 degree shot.  Fez, Eric, Hyde with Jackie in his lap and Fez. 

Eric:  My mom is pregnant. 

Donna:  She's gonna have a little Eric.  But she already has a little Eric! 

Hyde:  Hey, better a little Eric than a little Laurie.

Jackie:  Good call baby.  (they begin making out) 

Fez:  In my country, when a new baby is born, one of the other children has to be killed.

Eric:  Guys, this isn't helping! 

Donna:   (laughing, and obviously stoned)  Eric, you don't get it.  You're mom, is going to have a little Eric!

Camera pans to Hyde and Jackie who are still making out.

Fez: Oh I fell sorry for you my friend.  I think your funeral will be special. 

Eric:  Thank you Fez, I'm touched. 

Donna:  I'll bring little Eric! 

Jackie and Hyde are still making out, and the others leave the table.  

The Foreman living room………

Red:  For God's sakes Kitty how did you get pregnant? 

Kitty:  Well it's not like you didn't have a part of it Red!

Red: But Kitty, I'm too old for this.  You're too old for a baby.  

Kitty's eyes fill with tears and she rushes out of the room. 

Red:  Oh dear God, the only thing worse than a bunch of communist is the hormones of a pregnant woman. 

He gets up and follows his wife into the kitchen.  "Kitty, Kitty I'm sor-"  the sound of breaking glass against the door sends Red back out.  "I'll be in the garage if you need me." 

In Hyde's car….. 

Jackie: Steven, we have to tell Michael.  You saw how hurt he looked. 

Hyde: I know baby, but it'll be ugly.

Jackie: Let's just get it over with.

Hyde: All right.  We'll go by his house, see if he's around. 

Jackie just nodded.  About 15 minutes later they were at Kelso's house.  Kacey answered the door.

Kacey:   You're Donna's friends aren't ya? What do you want?" 

Jackie:  Is Michael here?  

Kacey:  Sure is sweetheart.  Why don't you wait in my room and I'll go get him? 

Hyde placed his arm around Jackie and scowled at Kacey. 

Hyde:  No thanks; we'll wait out here. 

Kacey:  Don't get all hyped up there boy, was just offering.  Keep your shorts on, I'll get him.

Jackie:  Is their whole family trying to get into my pants? 

Hyde:  Dunno, have you met their dad yet?  Heh, or their mom? 

Kelso appeared from the door, looking suspiciously red eyed. 

Kelso:  Get the hell out of here.  I don' have anything to say to friends that help my ex girlfriend cheat on me.  And I don't have anything to say to my ex who cheats on me with my friends. 

He slammed the door and they heard the lock click into place. 

Hyde:  There's nothing to do. We just gotta give him time babe. 

Jackie: Yeah, I guess so. 

Hyde:  Can we make out now? 

Jackie:  Is that all you think about? 

Hyde: Isn't that all you think about? 

Both: yes. 

Laughing they got back into Hyde's car and drove back to Eric's.