* Disclaimer in Part One *
(Takes place after part two)
Forman Kitchen……
Kitty, Hyde, Red and Eric are sitting at the diner table eating dinner.
Hyde: A baby huh?
Red: Oh hell, did you have to bring that up now? Eric, how big is your damn mouth.
Eric: Dad, Hyde lives with us. He would have figured out that mom was pregnant sooner or later.
Hyde: Yeah. So mom, where do babies come from?
Kitty: Hahhahah! That's not funny Steven.
Eric: Mom, where's the baby going to go?
Red: You're room.
Kitty: Red! Of course not dear, we'll put the baby in Laurie's old room.
Red: No Kitty. Eric will be gone soon; we'll use his room.
Kitty: Eric's room is closer and Laurie's probably living in sin with a boy somewhere.
Eric: Okay, enough about the spawn of Satan.
Hyde: Aw come on, I want to here more about living in sin.
Kitty: What, like you and you're little girlfriend!
Hyde: I don't have a girlfriend.
Kitty: (uncharacteristically snappish) Jackie! The girl you were practically nailing against the refrigerator door! She shoved her chair out from the table and burst from the room in a fit of anger.
The three men look stunned.
Hyde: You're mom said nailed. I, um, wow.
Eric: The apocalypse is nigh.
Red: Don't ever have children. Pregnancies are harder to deal with than 1,000 Japanese fighters. Now you two do the dishes. I've got to go calm your mother down.
Hyde: Red is calming Mrs. Forman down? What the hell is going on?
Eric: The apocalypse is nigh.
The two cleaned the table and did the dishes before slipping back down into the basement. Jackie and Fez were there arguing over who was cuter, Scooby-Doo or Scrappy.
Fez: Scrappy is so little, and tiny. He is not evil.
Jackie: Fez, Scrappy is the brain behind all the conspiracies. He's little. Little people are evil.
Eric: Right you are Yoko, Jackie. Little people are evil.
Hyde: You're one to talk there Forman. Hyde said as he sat down by Jackie.
Eric: You defended Jackie. You like her! Oh Man, I am telling Donna.
Fez: I want to go tell Donna too!
Fez and Eric headed to the Pincioti's, leaving Jackie and Hyde alone.
Jackie: We've gotta talk to Michael.
Hyde: I'll talk to him. You dumped him, which you should have done months ago. He's pissed at me cause you know; we're uh friends and stuff.
Jackie: All right. I'm gonna go talk to Mrs. Forman. She's gonna have a baby. That's so exciting! She squealed and took off up the stairs.
The basement door opened, and Kelso walked in……
To Be Concluded……
