* Disclaimer etc., in part one *

Kelso: You!

Hyde: Get your pants on.

Kelso: They're on. Look Hyde, I didn't come here to talk about my pants! I came here to talk about your pants, and Jackie's pants. And there's too many pants.

Hyde: Look Kelso, you blew it with Jackie man. She doesn't deserve you. And we're together now, and you're not gonna change that.

Kelso: (sighing and flopping down on the couch) I know Hyde. It's just; Jackie was the first woman I loved. Maybe I didn't show it by cheating on her, and always complaining about her, but I felt it Hyde. I felt it.

Hyde: I know, man I know.

Kelso: So, just. Be good to her Hyde. I never was.

Hyde: (clapping Kelso on the back.) I will. So, wanna go to the school, see if there's any freshman we can beat up.

Kelso: (leaps up from the couch) Alright!

Hyde and Kelso leave the basement friendship intact, and all is right once again in Point Place.