* Disclaimer etc., in part one *
Kelso: You!
Hyde: Get your pants on.
Kelso: They're on. Look Hyde, I didn't come here to talk about my pants! I came here to talk about your pants, and Jackie's pants. And there's too many pants.
Hyde: Look Kelso, you blew it with Jackie man. She doesn't deserve you. And we're together now, and you're not gonna change that.
Kelso: (sighing and flopping down on the couch) I know Hyde. It's just; Jackie was the first woman I loved. Maybe I didn't show it by cheating on her, and always complaining about her, but I felt it Hyde. I felt it.
Hyde: I know, man I know.
Kelso: So, just. Be good to her Hyde. I never was.
Hyde: (clapping Kelso on the back.) I will. So, wanna go to the school, see if there's any freshman we can beat up.
Kelso: (leaps up from the couch) Alright!
Hyde and Kelso leave the basement friendship intact, and all is right once again in Point Place.
Kelso: You!
Hyde: Get your pants on.
Kelso: They're on. Look Hyde, I didn't come here to talk about my pants! I came here to talk about your pants, and Jackie's pants. And there's too many pants.
Hyde: Look Kelso, you blew it with Jackie man. She doesn't deserve you. And we're together now, and you're not gonna change that.
Kelso: (sighing and flopping down on the couch) I know Hyde. It's just; Jackie was the first woman I loved. Maybe I didn't show it by cheating on her, and always complaining about her, but I felt it Hyde. I felt it.
Hyde: I know, man I know.
Kelso: So, just. Be good to her Hyde. I never was.
Hyde: (clapping Kelso on the back.) I will. So, wanna go to the school, see if there's any freshman we can beat up.
Kelso: (leaps up from the couch) Alright!
Hyde and Kelso leave the basement friendship intact, and all is right once again in Point Place.
