Disclaimer: All characters are Joanne Rowling's. I'm just playing with them in my spare time… yes I have way too much of that!

Warning: Femslash and male slash blablabla… Nothing explicit. Enjoy and please let me know what you think!

PG-13

In A Tree

By Liberty Ford

Pretty little girls

You make me wanna hurl

Your tight dress

Clutched across your tight ass

(I don't look often but I like it when I do)

I'm Parkinson

You won't talk to me

None of you do

Red head weasel and the bushy haired bossy bitch

There're no better than the pretty little girls that make me sick

I'm a pretty girl

I'm a pretty girl

My mummy told me

Pansy you're a pretty girl

That's why I'm dating Draco and you're not

(I just wish he didn't make me sick)

Men are pigs like that Potter boy

Girls rock my world

If only they knew

When I see her

She might be twirling her wand in her fingers

She's got that look

It makes me smile

Then I feel it

Those butterflies inside

She's the only one for me

(oh how I wish Draco knew)

To see his anger

His hate

His lust

(It'll never happen)

He makes me sick

Tells everyone he's in love with me

Then leave in the night for just one boy

Potter and Malfoy in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

(More than that let me tell you)

Everyone knows about them

They took it pretty well

That's why this morning I shouted out

PANSY AND MILLICENT IN A TREE

F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!