From: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Fellowship rest in Lothlorien after the supposed death of Gandalf in Moria, the Elves sing a mournful song for the wizard, and the Hobbits listen in a mixture of sorrow and wonder.
Sam: What are they saying?
Legolas: I cannot tell you.
Frodo: Why not?
Legolas: Because it's bloody awful!
The Real Version of "Lament for Gandalf" (As sung by the Elves of Lothlorien in the FOTR)
Poor old Gandalf,
Grey of head,
Fell off a bridge,
And now he's dead,
Oh dear.
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The Fellowship rest by the riverside after they leave Lothlorien, Legolas keeps watch as everyone recollects the day's activities; unbeknownst to the Fellowship, Frodo and Boromir have vanished.
Legolas: Something draws near, I can feel it.
Aragorn: I know, there are Orcs swarming all over the other bank-
Legolas: No, I mean there is corruption in the Fellowship.
Gimli: You mean Boromir?
Merry: I'm tired of that whiny git and his damn Oedipus complex!
Sam: Where's Frodo?
Pippin: He said he went off to spank the dolphin.
Aragorn: I'm sick of that horndog of a Ringbearer! All he ever does is cry, scream, get stabbed and dragged about by the ankles!!!
Galadriel *communicating psychically*: {Aragorn, son of Arathorn, son of Zooble, son of Someone Else, son of Bruce-until we finally get to 'Son of Isildur.' You need not doubt the little one's abilities, I can see courage in his heart, and he shall lead our world to-}
Aragorn: Buzz off, Rug Muncher!
*Sounds of Frodo groaning shrilly and Boromir grunting brings everyone to a halt, The tree remaining Hobbits run into the woods to find the source of the noises*
*Silence, the noise stops, the Hobbits' gasp*
Sam: Frodo, how could you-
Frodo: Sam, please.it isn't what it looks like!
Merry: Are you sure about that? *Eyes Frodo's huge 'sword'*
Pippin: O_O
*More silence.after a while the noise starts up again, this time joined by the panting and moaning of Sam, Merry, and Pippin*
Legolas: *Uses super-duper Elf hearing to analyze the sounds* O_o.Oh, fuck this! *gets into a boat and paddles down the river towards Mirkwood*
Aragorn: *listens to the noise, looks at Legolas's swift departure, then grins as he skips into the woods towards the rest of the Fellowship*
And they all live happily ever after.somewhat.
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The Fellowship rest in Lothlorien after the supposed death of Gandalf in Moria, the Elves sing a mournful song for the wizard, and the Hobbits listen in a mixture of sorrow and wonder.
Sam: What are they saying?
Legolas: I cannot tell you.
Frodo: Why not?
Legolas: Because it's bloody awful!
The Real Version of "Lament for Gandalf" (As sung by the Elves of Lothlorien in the FOTR)
Poor old Gandalf,
Grey of head,
Fell off a bridge,
And now he's dead,
Oh dear.
????????????????????????????????????
The Fellowship rest by the riverside after they leave Lothlorien, Legolas keeps watch as everyone recollects the day's activities; unbeknownst to the Fellowship, Frodo and Boromir have vanished.
Legolas: Something draws near, I can feel it.
Aragorn: I know, there are Orcs swarming all over the other bank-
Legolas: No, I mean there is corruption in the Fellowship.
Gimli: You mean Boromir?
Merry: I'm tired of that whiny git and his damn Oedipus complex!
Sam: Where's Frodo?
Pippin: He said he went off to spank the dolphin.
Aragorn: I'm sick of that horndog of a Ringbearer! All he ever does is cry, scream, get stabbed and dragged about by the ankles!!!
Galadriel *communicating psychically*: {Aragorn, son of Arathorn, son of Zooble, son of Someone Else, son of Bruce-until we finally get to 'Son of Isildur.' You need not doubt the little one's abilities, I can see courage in his heart, and he shall lead our world to-}
Aragorn: Buzz off, Rug Muncher!
*Sounds of Frodo groaning shrilly and Boromir grunting brings everyone to a halt, The tree remaining Hobbits run into the woods to find the source of the noises*
*Silence, the noise stops, the Hobbits' gasp*
Sam: Frodo, how could you-
Frodo: Sam, please.it isn't what it looks like!
Merry: Are you sure about that? *Eyes Frodo's huge 'sword'*
Pippin: O_O
*More silence.after a while the noise starts up again, this time joined by the panting and moaning of Sam, Merry, and Pippin*
Legolas: *Uses super-duper Elf hearing to analyze the sounds* O_o.Oh, fuck this! *gets into a boat and paddles down the river towards Mirkwood*
Aragorn: *listens to the noise, looks at Legolas's swift departure, then grins as he skips into the woods towards the rest of the Fellowship*
And they all live happily ever after.somewhat.
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