Order: Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Percy Weasley

Ron Weasley Neville Longbottom Ginny Weasley

Hermione Granger Dean Thomas Seamus Finnigan

A/n~ I know that I shouldn't be writing this when I have a lot to complete on my other two fanfics, but this thought came to mind while my mom was watching Hollywood Squares and I just happened to walk in.

Announcer guy~ Please welcome, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Dean Thomas, Percy Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, Ginny Weasley! And our contestants, Albus Dumbledore and Lord Voldemort! And we can't forget out host, Tom B!!!!! (I don't know his last name) Welcome to HarryPotter Squares!

Tom~ OK! Who won the coin toss backstage?

Dumbledore~ He cheated!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Tom~ OK, I'm guessing that means Voldemort won, OK. Now, whom will you pick for your first turn?

Voldemort~ I'll take Neville Longbottom.

Tom~ The middle square, nice choice! Neville, you said this quote? "I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another way to get us killed, or worse, expelled!"

Neville~ I think that only Hermione Granger's priorities could be so mixed up!

Voldemort~ I agree.

Tom~ Correct!

Voldemort~ Yippee!

Tom~ Dumbledore, your turn.

Dumbledore~ I'll take Harry Potter in the top right corner!

Tom~ You don't have to say where they are, but oh well! Harry, what is the most insulting thing you can say to Lord Voldemort?

Harry~ Um, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!

Tom~ You don't have to shout! We are all right here!

Harry~ Sorry

Dumbledore~ I agree.

Tom~ and the answer is. You're in love with Harry Potter!

Voldemort~ Don't say that around me! It makes me angry! *Yells out a curse and kills ΒΌ of the people in the audience*

Tom~ Voldemort! You are not allowed to attack people while the game is being played.

Voldemort~ I'm sorry. *starts to cry*

Tom~ shut up and take it like an adult! Sheesh, you can be such a baby sometimes. Anyway, Voldemort, your turn.

Voldemort~ Um, Seamus What's-his-last-name!

Tom~ That's Finnigan, and the question is. How does a Remembrall show that you forgot something?

Seamus~ The smoke inside it turns red!

Voldemort~ I agree!

Tom~ Correct! Voldemort is awarded with 1000 points for winning the round!

Dumbledore~ He cheated!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Voldemort~ Did not!

Dumbledore~ Did to!

Tom~ OK! We're going to have a commercial break and we'll be back as soon as they are over!

A/n~ I hope you like it! If you notice anything horrible about it, review and tell me in a nice way! Next chapter will be up soon, and it won't be as short!

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"The Twin's First Year" by "SpiderGirl05"

The title is pretty self-explanatory, this is about the twins' first year at Hogwarts. Answer this. Did you ever wonder what made the twins really known as the troublemakers of Hogwarts? And, what made them want to be the troublemakers of Hogwarts anyways?