A/n I want to thank my reviewers.
Nutmeg,
Heaven and earth aka sheeni,
ChibiFuu Malfoy
Tom~ OK! We're back at HarryPotter Squares! This time we have the secret square and the prize is. $5 in Muggle money!
Dumbledore~ That's it?
Tom~ Yea! Isn't it wonderful? But anyways, Voldemort is winning with 1000 points! And Dumbledore has. Er, 0! Wow!
Dumbledore~ He cheated!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Tom~ *He's getting angry* JUST PICK A SQUARE ALREADY!!!!
Voldemort~ I choose Longbottom.
Neville~ Yay! I was picked again!
Tom~ OK, Neville. Who is Severus Snape's current crush?
Neville~ I have no clue.
Tom~ You have to say something.
Neville~ Um, Prof. McGonagall?
(From audience) Prof. McGonagall~ That was an insult!
Voldemort~ I disagree.
Tom~ and the correct answer is. Draco Malfoy!
Everybody~ *scream*
Neville~ I'm gonna torment him the rest of his life.
Dumbledore~ Snape, if you happen to be watching this, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom~ (Whispering to himself) I do not think I should have said that. (Normal voice to everyone) Um, go ahead Dumbledore.
Dumbledore~ Hermione Granger
Tom~ (quickly) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hermione~ Trick question! Woodchucks can chuck wood!
Dumbledore~ Nothing those two people said made any sense to me, so I guess I will just have to agree with Hermione!
Tom~ That is correct! Though I have to admit that I didn't understand any of that either, even the part I said.! Well, Voldemort, take your turn.
Voldemort~ Draco
Tom~ Draco, true or false. Sally sells seashells while seeing seagulls sore in the sky.
Draco~ True
Voldemort~ Agree!
Tom~ Incorrect, that is just a tongue twister made up by some guy who liked making up tongue twisters!
Voldemort~ What a geek.
Tom~ Moving along, Dumbledore?
Dumbledore~ Harry Potter
Tom~ Again! OK, but this question is very hard. Are you ready?
Harry~ Yes
Tom~ How many woodchucks have chucked wood in the last million years?
Harry~ Two, and that is my final answer.
Dumbledore~ I disagree!
Tom~ Correct but Harry, this is not Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Harry~ well, you said the word million so I guessed that it was Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Voldemort~ Who cares what you think! It's my turn, and I pick Ron Weasley for the block!
Tom~ Who said this quote? "Kill the spare."
Ron~ Um. uh.
Harry~ *walks into Ron's square and whispers something*
Ron~ Lord Voldemort!
Ginny and Percy~ *gasp*
Ron~ I can't believe I just said that.
Harry~ Now you're living proof that nothing bad happens when you say Voldemort.
Voldemort~ Oh, I liked freaking people out by saying my name while under his permission I was under the alter ego of Arthur Weasley and stole information from the Ministry of Magic!
(From audience) Arthur Weasley~ Hey! You said that you wouldn't tell anyone that we were best friends!
Everyone~ *gasp!*
Ginny~ *faint*
Arthur~ *hits his head against a big book he had just conjured* Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Voldemort~ Anyways, I agree!
Dumbledore~ My turn! I'll take Dean Thomas for the win!
Tom~ What person in this room is the son of a Death Eater?
Dean~ That's obvious. Draco Malfoy.
Dumbledore~ I agree!
Tom~ Dumbledore wins the round!
Draco~ But wait! That isn't supposed to be public information!
Tom~ Let me put it this way. I hate you and your father, so I did this so you'll be sent to Azkaban! Moving along.
Tom~ OK! This is HarryPotter Squares! Dumbledore and Voldemort are tied with 1000 points!
Voldemort~ He cheated!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did.
Tom~ SHUT UP!
Everybody~ *Silent*
Tom~ People, nobody picked the secret square, Ginny Weasley, so we'll save the $5 in Muggle money for tomorrow! NOW THIS IS THE END OF ROUND TWO AND IF DUMBLEDORE AND VOLDEMORT DON'T STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN AND FIGHTING IN "DID NOT" AND "DID TO" PATTERN I'M GONNA SCREAM! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *By now Tom is very angry. His face is red, his fists are clenched, and even Voldemort is scared of looking at him.*
Chapter's Advertisement!
"Voldemort's Capture" by "SpiderGirl05"
Voldemort kidnaps Ron and Ginny! Who will be next, and will Harry be able to concentrate on anything with all of his guilt? I know one way to find out, and that's by reading the story!
"Jeopardy" by "Ailsa"
This is a version of Jeopardy, and guess who the contestants are. You've got it! Harry, Ron and Hermione! While reading this, I couldn't stand up I was laughing so hard, It's so good! Ch.2 is my personal favorite!
Tom~ OK! We're back at HarryPotter Squares! This time we have the secret square and the prize is. $5 in Muggle money!
Dumbledore~ That's it?
Tom~ Yea! Isn't it wonderful? But anyways, Voldemort is winning with 1000 points! And Dumbledore has. Er, 0! Wow!
Dumbledore~ He cheated!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Voldemort~ Did not!
Dumbledore~ Did to!
Tom~ *He's getting angry* JUST PICK A SQUARE ALREADY!!!!
Voldemort~ I choose Longbottom.
Neville~ Yay! I was picked again!
Tom~ OK, Neville. Who is Severus Snape's current crush?
Neville~ I have no clue.
Tom~ You have to say something.
Neville~ Um, Prof. McGonagall?
(From audience) Prof. McGonagall~ That was an insult!
Voldemort~ I disagree.
Tom~ and the correct answer is. Draco Malfoy!
Everybody~ *scream*
Neville~ I'm gonna torment him the rest of his life.
Dumbledore~ Snape, if you happen to be watching this, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom~ (Whispering to himself) I do not think I should have said that. (Normal voice to everyone) Um, go ahead Dumbledore.
Dumbledore~ Hermione Granger
Tom~ (quickly) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hermione~ Trick question! Woodchucks can chuck wood!
Dumbledore~ Nothing those two people said made any sense to me, so I guess I will just have to agree with Hermione!
Tom~ That is correct! Though I have to admit that I didn't understand any of that either, even the part I said.! Well, Voldemort, take your turn.
Voldemort~ Draco
Tom~ Draco, true or false. Sally sells seashells while seeing seagulls sore in the sky.
Draco~ True
Voldemort~ Agree!
Tom~ Incorrect, that is just a tongue twister made up by some guy who liked making up tongue twisters!
Voldemort~ What a geek.
Tom~ Moving along, Dumbledore?
Dumbledore~ Harry Potter
Tom~ Again! OK, but this question is very hard. Are you ready?
Harry~ Yes
Tom~ How many woodchucks have chucked wood in the last million years?
Harry~ Two, and that is my final answer.
Dumbledore~ I disagree!
Tom~ Correct but Harry, this is not Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Harry~ well, you said the word million so I guessed that it was Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Voldemort~ Who cares what you think! It's my turn, and I pick Ron Weasley for the block!
Tom~ Who said this quote? "Kill the spare."
Ron~ Um. uh.
Harry~ *walks into Ron's square and whispers something*
Ron~ Lord Voldemort!
Ginny and Percy~ *gasp*
Ron~ I can't believe I just said that.
Harry~ Now you're living proof that nothing bad happens when you say Voldemort.
Voldemort~ Oh, I liked freaking people out by saying my name while under his permission I was under the alter ego of Arthur Weasley and stole information from the Ministry of Magic!
(From audience) Arthur Weasley~ Hey! You said that you wouldn't tell anyone that we were best friends!
Everyone~ *gasp!*
Ginny~ *faint*
Arthur~ *hits his head against a big book he had just conjured* Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Voldemort~ Anyways, I agree!
Dumbledore~ My turn! I'll take Dean Thomas for the win!
Tom~ What person in this room is the son of a Death Eater?
Dean~ That's obvious. Draco Malfoy.
Dumbledore~ I agree!
Tom~ Dumbledore wins the round!
Draco~ But wait! That isn't supposed to be public information!
Tom~ Let me put it this way. I hate you and your father, so I did this so you'll be sent to Azkaban! Moving along.
Tom~ OK! This is HarryPotter Squares! Dumbledore and Voldemort are tied with 1000 points!
Voldemort~ He cheated!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did not!
Voldemort~ Did to!
Dumbledore~ Did.
Tom~ SHUT UP!
Everybody~ *Silent*
Tom~ People, nobody picked the secret square, Ginny Weasley, so we'll save the $5 in Muggle money for tomorrow! NOW THIS IS THE END OF ROUND TWO AND IF DUMBLEDORE AND VOLDEMORT DON'T STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN AND FIGHTING IN "DID NOT" AND "DID TO" PATTERN I'M GONNA SCREAM! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *By now Tom is very angry. His face is red, his fists are clenched, and even Voldemort is scared of looking at him.*
Chapter's Advertisement!
"Voldemort's Capture" by "SpiderGirl05"
Voldemort kidnaps Ron and Ginny! Who will be next, and will Harry be able to concentrate on anything with all of his guilt? I know one way to find out, and that's by reading the story!
"Jeopardy" by "Ailsa"
This is a version of Jeopardy, and guess who the contestants are. You've got it! Harry, Ron and Hermione! While reading this, I couldn't stand up I was laughing so hard, It's so good! Ch.2 is my personal favorite!
