Tom~ OK! IT'S THE THIRD ROUND OF HARRYPOTTER SQUARES! I AM ANGRY! I AM FURIOUS! I AM IN RAGE! I HAVE HAD IT! ALBUS DUMBLEDORE AND LORD VOLDEMORT KEEP HAVING "DID NOT" AND "DID TO" FIGHTS AND I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE! Wow, saying that really helped. I feel much better now. People, it is time for round three, which is worth 2000 points. So far, these people are tied with 1000 points. So, let's continue the game. Dumbledore, it is your turn.

Dumbledore~ Seamus Finnigan

Tom~ I thought you were going to say Neville. Oh well, you didn't. The question is. Before Mount. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on the Earth?

Seamus~ Mount Everest! Even though it hadn't been discovered yet, it was still the highest!

Dumbledore~ I agree!

Tom~ Correct!

Voldemort~ Neville

Neville~ Why do you keep picking me?

Voldemort~ Because you're the middle square! Duh!

Neville~ Oh.

Tom~ How many of each animal did Mosses lead onto the ark?

Neville~ 2!

Voldemort~ I disagree!

Tom~ You disagree? Well, the correct answer is. Trick question! The answer is zero because Mosses didn't lead any animals onto the ark, Noah did!

Voldemort~ I knew it!

Neville~ No fair! I'm not good at trick questions!

Tom~ That's just tough!

Neville~ and unfair.

Tom~ STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY, PEOPLE GET TRICK QUESTIONS SOMETIMES! YOU ARE AS BIG OF A GEEK AS THE GUY WHO MAE UP THAT TONGUE-TWISTER LAST ROUND IS! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neville~ I'm sorry.

Tom~ GOOD!

Dumbledore~ My turn! I pick Harry!

Tom~ WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT (takes a deep breath) of pudding in a bowl of soup divided by 3 potato chips? Harry~ There is no such thing! Tom~ I DON'T CARE TELL ME THE ANSWER ANYWAYS!!!

Dumbledore~ You've got to be kidding me.

Harry~ So you want me to tell you the answer, even though there isn't one?

Dumbledore~ I agree!

Tom~ Correct!

Harry~ What!?!

Tom~ Moving along.

Voldemort~ Hermione Granger.

Tom~ Name a universal language.

Hermione~ Um, Music notes?

Voldemort~ I disagree! Why? Because I hate music, especially when it comes from Dumbledore's stupid phoenix!

Dumbledore~ Why don't you like Fawkes?

Voldemort~ He's yours, why else?

Dumbledore~ How rude!

Tom~ SHUT UP!!!!!! AND ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS IS. MUSIC NOTES. DUMBLEDORE, YOUR TURN.

Dumbledore~ Dean Thomas for the win!

Tom~ What is Harry Potter's middle name?

Harry~ I don't even know that!

Dean~ Um. Christopher?

Dumbledore~ I disagree!

Tom~ And the correct answer is. Rufus!

Harry~ What?!?

Tom~ And the correct answer is. Rufus!

Dumbledore~ What kind of middle name is that?!?

Tom~ Don't ask me! And that is the end of round three, and we are now out of time! The winner is Albus Dumbledore! Now, goodbye!

Voldemort~ He ch. Oops.

Tom~ *looks VERY angry*

Voldemort~ Um, never mind!

Hermione~ (writes a letter) Harry, could I borrow Hedwig?

Harry~ Sure! (Sends Hedwig to Hermione.)

Hermione~ (Ties letter to Hedwig's leg)

Hedwig~ (Flies over to Dumbledore)

Dumbledore~ Um, Tom? Is the game officially over now?

Tom~ Yes, why?

Dumbledore~ (Points wand at Voldemort) Avada Kedavra!

Voldemort~ (falls to the ground)

Tom~ Dumbledore, you aren't allowed to attack people during the. Oh, I get it! Anyways, the game is over, goodbye!

A/n~ Sorry all the chapters are so short, they will be getting longer in the next game! :)

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