Order~ (subject: Hogwarts Workers)
McGonagall/ Vector / Flitwick
Sprout / Hagrid /Trelawney
Hooch~ / Pomfrey / Binns
Tom~ Welcome to HarryPotter Squares! Today, we are doing a special for Hogwarts workers only! The people are. Profs. McGonagall, Vector, Flitwick, Sprout, Trelawney, Binns and Hagrid! And our, um, Madams are Hooch and Pomfrey. Snape was going to be here in place of Prof. Binns, but, in case you forgot, Prof. Dumbledore fired him about a half out ago! Anyways, we have Mr. Filch, another Hogwarts worker! Dumbledore is our returning champion, who won $3,000 last round and blah blah blah! Let's start the game! Who won the coin toss backstage?
Filch~ Albus won.
Tom~ Thank you for saying that like an adult! Dumbledore and Voldemort should take lessons from you! But wait! Only Dumbledore can take a lesson, Voldemort is dead! Well, back to the game. Dumbledore, take your turn!
Dumbledore~ Hagrid.
Tom~ Nice choice! And the question is. What is the last thing I just said?
Hagrid~ And the question is.
Dumbledore~ I disagree.
Tom~ And the answer is. What is the last thing I just said? Well, that was the last thing when I asked the question. OK, your turn Filch!
Filch~ Flitwick.
Tom~ Wop hop o a rop e yop o u?
Flitwick~ Prof. Flitwick!
Filch~ What on Earth.
Flitwick~ It's op talk! Everybody's doing it!
Filch~ Whatever. I guess I agree, how can I do anything else if I don't even know what the question is?
Flitwick~ The question was who are you.
Tom~ Yes!
Dumbledore~ Madame Hooch.
Tom~ On the popular kids TV shows, DragonBallZ and DragonBallGT, who is the father of Bra and Trunks?
Everyone~ WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
Tom~ Fine, I'll give you a hint. This person's wife is Bulma, and the family's last name is Briefs.
Madame Hooch~ oh, I love that show! The answer is Vegeta, whose name means Vegetable!
Dumbledore~ Agree?
Tom~ Yes! Filch?
Filch~ These questions are getting weird. But anyways, I.
Tom~ Wait! You can't say that! You lose your turn!
Filch~ No fair!
Tom~ Next time, think before you say something! Well, Dumbledore, go!
Dumbledore~ Prof. McGonagall.
Tom~ What is Sirius Black's middle name?
McGonagall~ What is it with all the middle names? How am I supposed to know this stuff?
Tom~ JUST SAY AN ANSWER! YOU ARE AS PATHETIC AS THAT NEVILLE JERK SOMETIMES! NOW ANSWER!
McGonagall~ OK, OK! Um, Nicholas.
Dumbledore~ I agree.
Tom~ That's what happens when everybody seems to agree! Incorrect, the answer is. Lee!
(From audience) Harry~ Sirius Lee Black? Seriously Black?
Tom~ Isn't that what I just said?
Harry~ Yes but.
Tom~ THEN THAT IS WHAT IS TRUE! NOW SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SUPERSONIC IDIOTIC BOOGER PICKIN' CHICKEN LICKIN' BRAIN AFFECTED DISCONNECTED BIG FAT STUPID MORON!!!
Harry~ jeez, that was kinda. Harsh.
Tom~ LIKE I CARE HOW HARSH I AM! I HATE THIS JOB AND I HATE YOU!
Harry~ Someone needs an attitude adjustment. Or at least a way to control his temper.
Filch~ *waving hand in front of face* And a breath mint.
Tom~ Hey! I heard that, and you have to skip your turn again.
Filch~ Do you know what I think?
Tom~ If I say yes, do you still have to tell me?
Filch~ Yep, and I wanted to tell you that I think that you are just nothing but a big bully and an even bigger meanie-mo!
Tom~ Firstly, you lose your next turn now. And secondly, you aren't the first to say that, Voldemort said it earlier today before the show while I was telling him that he couldn't turn Dumbledore into a bag of peanuts and sell him at a football game.
Dumbledore~ I'm glad he wasn't aloud to do that!
Tom~ His defense was that it wasn't in the rulebook saying that you can't, but I don't care. He should know that you can only turn people into dogs, dirt, pens, hats, Mountain Dew bottles, hair brushes, computers, plates, grass, pizza, magnets, chairs, telephones, shoes, jackets, bookmarks, curtains, notebooks, lions, rubber bands, a keyboard, a house, CDs, CD players, and paper clips, but not bags of peanuts.
Dumbledore~ OK.
Tom~ Now, lets move on, we are way behind schedule and need to catch up. Dumbledore, your turn.
Dumbledore~ I chose Prof. Sprout.
Tom~ Why do I want to be an Oskamier Wiener?
Sprout~ OoOoOoO I love this song! Everybody!
Everybody~ I wish I were an Oskimier Wiener, that is what I really want to be!
Cuz' if I were an Oskimier Wiener, all the girls would be in love with me. *Clapping*
Tom~ Dumbledore, do you agree or disagree?
Dumbledore~ I agree. I guess.
Tom~ Yippee Skippy! Filch's turn!
Filch~ Prof. Vector for the win!
Tom~ Why don't I want to be an Oskimier Wiener?
Vector~ Yes, that is a beautiful song. Everyone!
Everyone~ I'm glad I'm not an Oskimier Wiener, it's something I don't really want to be!
Cuz if I were an Oskimier Wiener, Everyone would take a bite out of me!
Filch~ I agree.
Tom~ Correct!
Dumbledore~ Well cheese and crackers, I lost. That stinks like the dickens.
Tom~ You do have some more chancves to beat him you know.
Dumbledore~ Oh yeah!
A/n: Sorry I haven't updated, I completely forgot about all of my stories, then I made a new one for DragonBallZ (I love that show!) that I have been focusing on. Next chapter will be posted after review 14!
McGonagall/ Vector / Flitwick
Sprout / Hagrid /Trelawney
Hooch~ / Pomfrey / Binns
Tom~ Welcome to HarryPotter Squares! Today, we are doing a special for Hogwarts workers only! The people are. Profs. McGonagall, Vector, Flitwick, Sprout, Trelawney, Binns and Hagrid! And our, um, Madams are Hooch and Pomfrey. Snape was going to be here in place of Prof. Binns, but, in case you forgot, Prof. Dumbledore fired him about a half out ago! Anyways, we have Mr. Filch, another Hogwarts worker! Dumbledore is our returning champion, who won $3,000 last round and blah blah blah! Let's start the game! Who won the coin toss backstage?
Filch~ Albus won.
Tom~ Thank you for saying that like an adult! Dumbledore and Voldemort should take lessons from you! But wait! Only Dumbledore can take a lesson, Voldemort is dead! Well, back to the game. Dumbledore, take your turn!
Dumbledore~ Hagrid.
Tom~ Nice choice! And the question is. What is the last thing I just said?
Hagrid~ And the question is.
Dumbledore~ I disagree.
Tom~ And the answer is. What is the last thing I just said? Well, that was the last thing when I asked the question. OK, your turn Filch!
Filch~ Flitwick.
Tom~ Wop hop o a rop e yop o u?
Flitwick~ Prof. Flitwick!
Filch~ What on Earth.
Flitwick~ It's op talk! Everybody's doing it!
Filch~ Whatever. I guess I agree, how can I do anything else if I don't even know what the question is?
Flitwick~ The question was who are you.
Tom~ Yes!
Dumbledore~ Madame Hooch.
Tom~ On the popular kids TV shows, DragonBallZ and DragonBallGT, who is the father of Bra and Trunks?
Everyone~ WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
Tom~ Fine, I'll give you a hint. This person's wife is Bulma, and the family's last name is Briefs.
Madame Hooch~ oh, I love that show! The answer is Vegeta, whose name means Vegetable!
Dumbledore~ Agree?
Tom~ Yes! Filch?
Filch~ These questions are getting weird. But anyways, I.
Tom~ Wait! You can't say that! You lose your turn!
Filch~ No fair!
Tom~ Next time, think before you say something! Well, Dumbledore, go!
Dumbledore~ Prof. McGonagall.
Tom~ What is Sirius Black's middle name?
McGonagall~ What is it with all the middle names? How am I supposed to know this stuff?
Tom~ JUST SAY AN ANSWER! YOU ARE AS PATHETIC AS THAT NEVILLE JERK SOMETIMES! NOW ANSWER!
McGonagall~ OK, OK! Um, Nicholas.
Dumbledore~ I agree.
Tom~ That's what happens when everybody seems to agree! Incorrect, the answer is. Lee!
(From audience) Harry~ Sirius Lee Black? Seriously Black?
Tom~ Isn't that what I just said?
Harry~ Yes but.
Tom~ THEN THAT IS WHAT IS TRUE! NOW SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SUPERSONIC IDIOTIC BOOGER PICKIN' CHICKEN LICKIN' BRAIN AFFECTED DISCONNECTED BIG FAT STUPID MORON!!!
Harry~ jeez, that was kinda. Harsh.
Tom~ LIKE I CARE HOW HARSH I AM! I HATE THIS JOB AND I HATE YOU!
Harry~ Someone needs an attitude adjustment. Or at least a way to control his temper.
Filch~ *waving hand in front of face* And a breath mint.
Tom~ Hey! I heard that, and you have to skip your turn again.
Filch~ Do you know what I think?
Tom~ If I say yes, do you still have to tell me?
Filch~ Yep, and I wanted to tell you that I think that you are just nothing but a big bully and an even bigger meanie-mo!
Tom~ Firstly, you lose your next turn now. And secondly, you aren't the first to say that, Voldemort said it earlier today before the show while I was telling him that he couldn't turn Dumbledore into a bag of peanuts and sell him at a football game.
Dumbledore~ I'm glad he wasn't aloud to do that!
Tom~ His defense was that it wasn't in the rulebook saying that you can't, but I don't care. He should know that you can only turn people into dogs, dirt, pens, hats, Mountain Dew bottles, hair brushes, computers, plates, grass, pizza, magnets, chairs, telephones, shoes, jackets, bookmarks, curtains, notebooks, lions, rubber bands, a keyboard, a house, CDs, CD players, and paper clips, but not bags of peanuts.
Dumbledore~ OK.
Tom~ Now, lets move on, we are way behind schedule and need to catch up. Dumbledore, your turn.
Dumbledore~ I chose Prof. Sprout.
Tom~ Why do I want to be an Oskamier Wiener?
Sprout~ OoOoOoO I love this song! Everybody!
Everybody~ I wish I were an Oskimier Wiener, that is what I really want to be!
Cuz' if I were an Oskimier Wiener, all the girls would be in love with me. *Clapping*
Tom~ Dumbledore, do you agree or disagree?
Dumbledore~ I agree. I guess.
Tom~ Yippee Skippy! Filch's turn!
Filch~ Prof. Vector for the win!
Tom~ Why don't I want to be an Oskimier Wiener?
Vector~ Yes, that is a beautiful song. Everyone!
Everyone~ I'm glad I'm not an Oskimier Wiener, it's something I don't really want to be!
Cuz if I were an Oskimier Wiener, Everyone would take a bite out of me!
Filch~ I agree.
Tom~ Correct!
Dumbledore~ Well cheese and crackers, I lost. That stinks like the dickens.
Tom~ You do have some more chancves to beat him you know.
Dumbledore~ Oh yeah!
A/n: Sorry I haven't updated, I completely forgot about all of my stories, then I made a new one for DragonBallZ (I love that show!) that I have been focusing on. Next chapter will be posted after review 14!
