I've switched over to the 'other' style of writing. You'll see. You
know, since I posted chapter 4, there's only been 1 review! One! And I
can't see it because fanfiction.net has been mucked up! Oh, well, I
thought we should always keep writing despite reviews, but without them,
it just sucks!
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We now join the Buddyship of the Thing Musical deleted scene of Sar-on's singing in Barad-dur.
Sar-On: Come, Mr. Buddyship, give me back my thiiing.
Olsen Twins: Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home.
Sar-on: Come, Mr. Buddyship, give me back my thiing.
Olsen twins: Hey, Gimbli we have bombed your home. One thing, Two thing, Three thing more! Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home. Six thing, Seven thing, Eight thing more! Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home.
Sam: Come, Mr. Frobo, sir, give me back my freedom.
Fellowship: Hey, Frobo, let Sam go free.
Sam: Come, Mr. Frobo, sir, give me back my freedom.
Buddyship: Hey, Frobo let same go free. One Free Two Free Three Free more! Hey, Frodo let Sam go free. Six Free Seven Free Eight Free more! Hey, Frodo let Sam go free.
Merry and Pippin: Come on, Mr. Gandalf, sir, give us back our mushrooms.
Gandalf: No, you habits have eaten too much.
Merry and Pippin: Come on, Mr. Gandalf, sir, give us back our mushrooms.
Gandalf: No, you habits have eaten too much. One Mushroom, Two Mushroom, Three Mushroom more! No, you habits have eaten too much. Six mushroom, seven mushroom eight mushroom more! No, you habits have eaten too much.
Gimbli: Hey, there, Legoflamb! Where'd you get your hair done?
Legoflamb: Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks.
Gimbli: Hey, there, Legoflamb! Where'd you get your hair done?
Legoflamb: Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks. One beard two beard three beard more! Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks! Six beard seven beard eight beard more! Hey, Gimbli you hair really sucks.
Aracorn: Hey, there! Borrowedmirror! Give the Thing to Frobo.
Borrowedmirror: No, Aracorn the Thing is mine.
Aracorn: Hey, there! Borrowedmirror! Give the Thing to Frobo.
Borrowedmirror: No, Aracorn the Thing is mine. One Thing two thing three thing more! No, Aracorn the Thing is mine. Six thing seven thing eight thing more! No, Aracorn the Thing is mine.
All people who hate this song: No frobo/sam/legoflamb/gimli/gandalf/merry/pippin you've sung too much!
Pippin: Yeah, they're right, we've sung too much.
Frobo: Yes, I agree.
Gandalf: We must hold this path west until we reach the Misty Mountains.
Aracorn: Hey, aren't those the ones right there?
Gandalf: I think so. But... wait, no, he's right. Caradhras is on the Misty Mountains. Not on the side of Isengard. Anyway, we must turn south to the Gap of Rohan, and then our road turns east, to More and Less Door.
Gimbli: If you want my opinion, which matters not, I'd say we were taking the long way there. Gandalf. We could pass through the mines of Diarrhea.
Gandalf: No, Gimbly. I would not go through there unless I absolutely had to.
Legoflamb: *sees birds coming* What's that?
Gimbly: Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud.
Aracorn: It's moving fast, against the wind.
Gandalf: No, duh!
Borrowedmirror: *girlish scream* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIDDEEE!!!!
All: *run and wait*
Aracorn: *pops out* we cannot take this way.
Gandalf: We must pass through Caradhras. *looks upward*
Legoflamb: Hey, how'd that get there?
(passing through Caradhras in bad weather)
Gandalf: good. Noone will see us here.
Legoflamb: Yeah, especially since silhouettes in a blizzard are SO noticeable. *sarcasm*
(Giant snow falls)
Aracorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain!
Gandalf: No, duh!
Legoflamb: *hears voice* There's a fell voice upon the air!
Gandalf: *mutters to himself* I told those Ricola guys NOT to practice out here, but no, they just can't listen.
Borrowedmirror: We should not have come here! Let us take to Gap of Rohan down to my city!
Gimbli: Gandalf! If we cannot pass over a mountain, or beside it, or through it, let us go under it!
Gandalf: Let the ringbearer decide.
Frobo: *is seen taking bribe from Gimbli* We shall go through the mines!
(travels to the mines)
Aracorn: Hey, that was quick!
Sam: *cries about Bob*
Aracorn: The mines are no place for a pony. Even one so hidden and covered up as this.
Sam: Bubbye Bob.
Pippin: *throws rocks into water*
Aracorn: *grabs Pippins arm* Do not disturb the water.
Pippin: Who made YOU hall monitor?
Gandalf: It reads Enter Balin, Lord of Diarrhea. Speak friend and enter. *speaks fancy words. Fails. Goes on for a long time*
Frobo: I'm starting to wonder if he's really a friend. Hey, wait a minute! Friend! That's it!
Gandalf: Melloc!
Doors: *a la Shrek* Welcome to Diarrhea! Such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Please don't walk on the grass, wipe you're a**. Diarhhea is perfect pllaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Harry Potter: *walks on* *spits* doesn't beat the Hogwarts song! *Hermione and Ron come in* Shall we sing it?
All: Yeah! *to the tune of New York, New York* Hogwarts! Hogwarts! What a hell of a place! You talk to Malfoy, you get punched in the face! Snape's a cruel b*tch and McGonagalls gay! Hogwarts Hogwarts!
Bart Simpson and Millhouse: Springfield, Springfield!
Buddyship: Springfield is thataway!
BS (tee hee!) and M: Thanks, kids!
Buddyship: Did they just call us kids?
H, H and R: *sings like a cat being swung on tail, or your average bagpiper*
Buddyship: *plugs ears* EEEK!
Legoflamb: *notches three arrows to bow* I was gonna save these for olsen twins, but this is a needy cause as well. *shoots the HP gang*
Buddyship: THANK YOU!!!
Legoflamb: It was nothing.
All: *enter mines*
Borrowedmirror: This isn't a mine! It's a tomb!
Pippin: So what do we do now?
Borrowedmirror: You guys ever been initiated?
Habits: Ummm... no?
Borrowedmirror: Well, back home we have to sleep in the Closed Doors. I think I can arrange something similar.
Legoflamb: *takes out arrow* goblins!
So will the Fellowship survive Diarrhea? Or will HP and the gang come along to ruin their fun? Find out in the next thrilling installment of... THE BUDDYSHIP OF THE THING!
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So what did you all think of the song(s)? Mee, hee. You guys didn't review chapter 4! WAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MOMMY! Ok, later!
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We now join the Buddyship of the Thing Musical deleted scene of Sar-on's singing in Barad-dur.
Sar-On: Come, Mr. Buddyship, give me back my thiiing.
Olsen Twins: Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home.
Sar-on: Come, Mr. Buddyship, give me back my thiing.
Olsen twins: Hey, Gimbli we have bombed your home. One thing, Two thing, Three thing more! Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home. Six thing, Seven thing, Eight thing more! Hey, Gimbli, we have bombed your home.
Sam: Come, Mr. Frobo, sir, give me back my freedom.
Fellowship: Hey, Frobo, let Sam go free.
Sam: Come, Mr. Frobo, sir, give me back my freedom.
Buddyship: Hey, Frobo let same go free. One Free Two Free Three Free more! Hey, Frodo let Sam go free. Six Free Seven Free Eight Free more! Hey, Frodo let Sam go free.
Merry and Pippin: Come on, Mr. Gandalf, sir, give us back our mushrooms.
Gandalf: No, you habits have eaten too much.
Merry and Pippin: Come on, Mr. Gandalf, sir, give us back our mushrooms.
Gandalf: No, you habits have eaten too much. One Mushroom, Two Mushroom, Three Mushroom more! No, you habits have eaten too much. Six mushroom, seven mushroom eight mushroom more! No, you habits have eaten too much.
Gimbli: Hey, there, Legoflamb! Where'd you get your hair done?
Legoflamb: Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks.
Gimbli: Hey, there, Legoflamb! Where'd you get your hair done?
Legoflamb: Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks. One beard two beard three beard more! Hey, Gimbli, your beard really sucks! Six beard seven beard eight beard more! Hey, Gimbli you hair really sucks.
Aracorn: Hey, there! Borrowedmirror! Give the Thing to Frobo.
Borrowedmirror: No, Aracorn the Thing is mine.
Aracorn: Hey, there! Borrowedmirror! Give the Thing to Frobo.
Borrowedmirror: No, Aracorn the Thing is mine. One Thing two thing three thing more! No, Aracorn the Thing is mine. Six thing seven thing eight thing more! No, Aracorn the Thing is mine.
All people who hate this song: No frobo/sam/legoflamb/gimli/gandalf/merry/pippin you've sung too much!
Pippin: Yeah, they're right, we've sung too much.
Frobo: Yes, I agree.
Gandalf: We must hold this path west until we reach the Misty Mountains.
Aracorn: Hey, aren't those the ones right there?
Gandalf: I think so. But... wait, no, he's right. Caradhras is on the Misty Mountains. Not on the side of Isengard. Anyway, we must turn south to the Gap of Rohan, and then our road turns east, to More and Less Door.
Gimbli: If you want my opinion, which matters not, I'd say we were taking the long way there. Gandalf. We could pass through the mines of Diarrhea.
Gandalf: No, Gimbly. I would not go through there unless I absolutely had to.
Legoflamb: *sees birds coming* What's that?
Gimbly: Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud.
Aracorn: It's moving fast, against the wind.
Gandalf: No, duh!
Borrowedmirror: *girlish scream* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIDDEEE!!!!
All: *run and wait*
Aracorn: *pops out* we cannot take this way.
Gandalf: We must pass through Caradhras. *looks upward*
Legoflamb: Hey, how'd that get there?
(passing through Caradhras in bad weather)
Gandalf: good. Noone will see us here.
Legoflamb: Yeah, especially since silhouettes in a blizzard are SO noticeable. *sarcasm*
(Giant snow falls)
Aracorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain!
Gandalf: No, duh!
Legoflamb: *hears voice* There's a fell voice upon the air!
Gandalf: *mutters to himself* I told those Ricola guys NOT to practice out here, but no, they just can't listen.
Borrowedmirror: We should not have come here! Let us take to Gap of Rohan down to my city!
Gimbli: Gandalf! If we cannot pass over a mountain, or beside it, or through it, let us go under it!
Gandalf: Let the ringbearer decide.
Frobo: *is seen taking bribe from Gimbli* We shall go through the mines!
(travels to the mines)
Aracorn: Hey, that was quick!
Sam: *cries about Bob*
Aracorn: The mines are no place for a pony. Even one so hidden and covered up as this.
Sam: Bubbye Bob.
Pippin: *throws rocks into water*
Aracorn: *grabs Pippins arm* Do not disturb the water.
Pippin: Who made YOU hall monitor?
Gandalf: It reads Enter Balin, Lord of Diarrhea. Speak friend and enter. *speaks fancy words. Fails. Goes on for a long time*
Frobo: I'm starting to wonder if he's really a friend. Hey, wait a minute! Friend! That's it!
Gandalf: Melloc!
Doors: *a la Shrek* Welcome to Diarrhea! Such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Please don't walk on the grass, wipe you're a**. Diarhhea is perfect pllaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Harry Potter: *walks on* *spits* doesn't beat the Hogwarts song! *Hermione and Ron come in* Shall we sing it?
All: Yeah! *to the tune of New York, New York* Hogwarts! Hogwarts! What a hell of a place! You talk to Malfoy, you get punched in the face! Snape's a cruel b*tch and McGonagalls gay! Hogwarts Hogwarts!
Bart Simpson and Millhouse: Springfield, Springfield!
Buddyship: Springfield is thataway!
BS (tee hee!) and M: Thanks, kids!
Buddyship: Did they just call us kids?
H, H and R: *sings like a cat being swung on tail, or your average bagpiper*
Buddyship: *plugs ears* EEEK!
Legoflamb: *notches three arrows to bow* I was gonna save these for olsen twins, but this is a needy cause as well. *shoots the HP gang*
Buddyship: THANK YOU!!!
Legoflamb: It was nothing.
All: *enter mines*
Borrowedmirror: This isn't a mine! It's a tomb!
Pippin: So what do we do now?
Borrowedmirror: You guys ever been initiated?
Habits: Ummm... no?
Borrowedmirror: Well, back home we have to sleep in the Closed Doors. I think I can arrange something similar.
Legoflamb: *takes out arrow* goblins!
So will the Fellowship survive Diarrhea? Or will HP and the gang come along to ruin their fun? Find out in the next thrilling installment of... THE BUDDYSHIP OF THE THING!
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So what did you all think of the song(s)? Mee, hee. You guys didn't review chapter 4! WAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MOMMY! Ok, later!
