(doomy music plays) we are all here to witness the passing of a great parody. It was written by a funny Canadian, with a great sense of humour, and a hatred passion against Harry Potter. It was the first, yet is not the last. May its memory be filled with laughter and good reviews.

Me: *sniffle sniffle*

In the mean time, we shall SEND IT OUT WITH A BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updates to what JK copied: She copied the evil cousin from my cousin Jordan. As well, she copied... oh, I can't remember!

Secrets of the Harry Potter series: Ok, Durmstrang is in the Ural mountains. I mean Urinal mountains.

Future books mine: Harry Potter and the Pile of Plot devices: my funny, but accurate version of the next book. As usual, filled with crappy plot devices.

Harry Pothead and the Room of Rumours: Updates: Ah, yes, here it is: Hagrid. Becomes Haggard. Because it was copied from Hagar the Horrible. Hey, fatty, I got a movie for you! A fridge too far!

The Two Hours: As usual, parody of TTT. I need something else to bash. Any suggestions? Oh, yeah, we'll kick Harry Potter's ass, but that's getting old!

Harry Potter and the (haven't found it) for people who actually LIKE harry potter (like who would?), after (you know who's) death, Harry must come to terms with his own. In that one, I'm an undercover insulter. Harry goes suicidal! Ha ha!! (oh, you guys, don't read it. I'd hate to spoil your eyes)

JK: Ooh, I've lost all my cash! I'm poor! People found me out! WAAAH!

Ecnarf: Here, wipe your eyes with this *hands her a leaf*

JK: Oh, you're so sweet. *wipes eyes*

Ecnarf: *cannot control laughter*

JK: What's so funny?

Ecnarf: That's poison ivy!

JK: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes pop out purple, cannot stop itching them* WAAH!!!!!!!!!

Ecnarf: Ha ha!

Ooh, I just can't help but making people miserable. All who think that I could pick up a girl faster than Harry Potter say aye!

All: AYE!

I expected so much. Hey, even you lady readers could pick one up faster than him. So, anyone seen 'meet my follks' lately?

Father: So, what do you plan to do with my daughter on the trip to Hawaii?

Serial Rapist: Well, I plan to rip off her clothes, (beep beep beep) and (beep beep beep) and (beep beep beep)

Father: *looks at other two guys*

Perfect Gentleman: *sits there*

Handsome guitar player: *sits there*

Father: I think I'll go with the first.

Oh, and how about the bachelor?

Bachelor: Hey, mum? Which girl should I marry? The ugly prosititute? The one with big breasts? Or my favourite, the old stripper?

And has anyone noticed how many shows there are these days with people flashing back to the past?

Old Man: *wakes up to find himself sixteen* Aw well, I'm too lazy to make my life any better. *goes back to sleep*

And how about my flamers on my other book? I mean, really? What kind of idiots are these?

"F*uck no? You're kidding? I've never read anything worse!"

Yeah, I've read something worse. It's called "your autobiography" I mean, if that's the worst you can come up with, you must REALLY suck. Or.

"Stop posting and you'll make a lot of people happy"

Yeah, like you?

Hey, ya hear that a couple robbed a Starbucks at 5:30 in the morning? They found so little in the cash register, that they took over the place, worked it, and after a while, ran away. I mean, if you're gonna do that, you might as well get a job. But when you give in the application form, don't use Starbucks as a reference.

Let's see, who else can I insult today? How about those stupid kid actors who signed on for the Harry Potter movies, essentially wasting seven years of their lives. Not that they have them, anyway. You guys see what Emma Watson wore to the English Premiere of HP? A grey t-shirt and a Christmas tree garland.

Or how about Tom Felton, who is going to become a legal sex symbol when he's 18? The only thing that relates to sex with him is that he turns people off.

Aaand Daniel Radcliffe, who intentionally deepened his voice towards the end of Chamber of Secrets. Making himself sound sexy, he's just imitating me, as previously described in his battle with being lonely and having no life. I'll kill him.

Aaaand Rupert Grint.

In other news, the Chamber of Secrets is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. It must be a sad year for filmmaking.

Ah, yes, and I think I'll write a parody in limbo of the Room of Rumours. Harry Potter and the Pile of Plot devices. All the witty sarcasm in there, I'll willingly take on a bet that that comes true in ANY of the next books. No, really!

In other news, I have learned some simple phrases in Sindarin, a form of elvish

Suilad= greetings

Lasto an nin lalaith= listen to my laughter (which is an insult) well, I don't think I'll be hearing that from any of you. For full details of that list, check out www.councilofelrond.com it's a place for LOTR news and information, holding fanfiction, maps, atlases, and other good stuff for us ringies! (lotr nuts) my screen name is Carancoe, the Sindarin form of my real name, Adam.

Oh, and did you know that 'Celeborn' is actually pronounced 'keleborn'? No jokes, it is! "c" in sindarin is ALWAYS pronounced a hard "c". Shove that up your furry ass, Peter Jackson, who spent hours finding the proper pronunciation of almost EVERY word on or in Middle Earth.

I can live freely now, the Thing is gone... I owe THAT to daniLOTHlorien, in a book now taken down by fanfiction.net. please, post it on councilofelrond.com, and tell me! I loved it so!

In other disclaimers, I do not own: Men in Black, Terminator, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (but neither does JK), Reactin, Anna Nicole, the other Ringwraiths, Shrek, Delissio Pizza, Coca Cola, the Mafia in any forms, Osama bin laden, George W. Bush, his mother, pretzels, Star Wars, and all who have popped in.

I do, however, own the anger and pain of Canadians who suffered from those DUMBASS soldiers who killed four Canadians. Here is what really happened.

Pot mappy soldier 1: I see bullets being fired over a training zone where Canadians are practicing a live fire excersize! I think I'll drop a bomb on them, even though the bullets won't ever be able to hit me, and I can just as easily ascend higher!

Pot Mappy Soldier 2: Achieving permission to drop bombs...

ATT: Hold up, friendlies in area.

PMS 1: OH, I'm dropping it anyways! *drops bomb waaaay too big for their tiny hands*

Bomb: BOOM!

PMS 1&2: Ooh, pretty limbs being blown apart!

As you can easily see, there is NO wonder why they dropped that bomb. I'll kill them! GRR! Oh, and daniLOTHlorien, I'm sure, will help me. Right, eh?

In other news, GEORGE BUSH wants to invade Iraq. Now, in my parody, I called the istari 'the iraqis' OH well, here goes my insulting insults!

Bush: Hey, look, ma! *eats pretzel* I hit that guy on my list of evil guys to kill!

Dart board: You know, I'm big enough as it is.

Bush: *chokes on pretzel*

Dick Cheney: *looks at him* yessss!

Bush: *wakes up* Ahh, well, lets' call Congress!

So, again, is there any wonder? OH, and thought du l'heure: If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

I mean, that's the only reason I can find for it being called that.

Hey, you guys think I should start out on a comedy tour? I'm getting good at this!

In other news, Jean Crouton and his liberals want to build a glass parliament building.

Jean: 'Ey! Look at dis! Biiiig glass eyesore, will piss of Paul Martin when 'e come into power!

So, I guess that's the reason as usual. Is there much else I can insult? Hell, yeah!

OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!

Osama: Dear Diary: We are starting to run low on American Peanut Butter. I shot our chef today because he wasn't being creative. Personally, I would have kissed him if he just took salt and water and made us drink it. It has been a rough year or so, but I have successfully gotten away with attacking the United States, right in the United States! Go me! Dubya and Blair are just as dumb as I thought.

But I have lost good friends over this time. Oh, well, the better for me! I get to keep their turbans! I often find American Soldiers, running away from a mob of Canadians nowadays. I should look up this 'Canada' and see if they'll hide me from the United States. I hear they still want me.

Note to self: Must avoid all plots by the US to keep me out of hiding. So after today's airing of 'Osama, the Musical' I will never be seen in public again. I went to the doctor today to get some Postular Orthodics. Makes my butt look big. I'll never forget what the doctor told me...

Doctor: Mr. Bin Laden, you have no muscle mass in you gluteus maximus.

OBL: What are you saying?

Doctor: Mr. Bin Laden, you have no ass.

Well, I guess that's to come with being an international terrorist. I hear I've got quite a fan club over in Pakistan. Well, I must be going now. I hear the Taliban is being bomed into the Iron Age, what with all these bomb shells lying around.

Love, Osama

Well, there that is. Hope you liked it. And did you get the joke of the 'PMS' soldier? Not just a woman's problem, anymore.

But something else must be done. You know what I'm talking about...

THE SOPRANOS!!!

Mafia Boss: *in a soprano voice* Ecnarf doesn't respect us Sopranos!

Other guy: *also in soprano voice* And if he don't? I'll take care of him!

Mafia Boss: Yeah, right! He's taping us right now! *points to me*

Ecnarf: Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to shoot a video here!

Other guy: I say he goes!

Boss: I say he goes!

Uncle Guy: *walks in* I say he stays! *hugs Other Guy to the left, right, and rubs up his back*

Other Guy: *puzzled look*

MB: Oh, yeah? Well *f- sign* that!

Other guy: Yeah! *f-sign* that too!

All Three: *converse in massive *f-signing* everything*

Well, I'm smarter than you are. I'm Gilbert Smythe, bite me!

Well, the CBC is celebrating 50 years of television. Its hard to believe its been 50 years already. But at least they don't have... The Women's Television Network.

(that was a parody of Gilberty Smythe Bite-me)

And I'm celebrating 10 chapters of wonderful parodizing, HP Bashing, Osama Insulting hilarity! Any good words? Anyone? OK!

In other news, my 'acquaintance', as you should say, Josemine, and her 'friend' who I call 'Spork Friend' are pissing me off, and my comic wit just doesn't act up. Here's a scene...

Josemine: *kneeling on ground tying shoes by her locker*

Me and my friend Kevin: *are about to leave for Mr. What'syournames office*

Josemine: What are you guys doing here? What's up with you guys just standing around me.

Me: *laden with sarcasm* Well, we actually pine to see your face every day, so we just stand here admiring you.

Yeah, that really happened today. UP YOURS, HARVARD!!! I won't even go into her friends antics, because I'd end up cursing, a LOT. But here's my other 'not really a friend' that Josemine likes because she tortures me.

Deanna: *slaps me*

Me: OW!

Deanna: *tasers me*

Me: OW!

Deanna: *bangs my head against the wall*

Me: OW!

Catherine: Why are you torturing him?

Josemine: I liker her! You two should go out so you can abuse him more.

More or less, that's my life. But Catherine is actually my friend, so you get it. Wait, no you don't. So don't try to.

... in other news, I have gotten a GOOD review from 'talentless', who never stops flaming my other book. Here's a word: Glad you like this, but WILL YOU GIVE UP FLAMING MY OTHER BOOK? Oh, and if you're wondering what happened to Viola, she's soon to appear in a dumpster in Kirkland Lake.

In other news, here's my math teacher, name changed.

Mr. Alex: Class, I want you to do page 146, number five.

A few minutes later...

Mr. Alex: Class, I want you to do number six... *later* seven, *later* eight.

Mr. Alex: Class, for homework, I want you to do pages 147-148, numbers 1-8.

Catherine: *hisses at me* HI! *waves*

Me: *waves*

So that's another piece of my life. Oh, and here's my science teacher, name changed, but like before, similar.

Mr. Swordonastick: YOUR HOMEWORK: STUDY FOR YOUR SURPRISE QUIZ TOMORROW!

You know what's gotta be the most useless thing on the planet? Science. I mean, we know THAT things work, but for most of us, we don't need to know HOW things work. Example: If it were scientifically proven that the world would end, do we have to know the exact details of our doom?

First, all the volcanoes will erupt burning and burning EVERY (ow) inch of our skin, and then there will be a thousand earthquakes bringing down all the buildings smushing us, and then there will be massive fires, burning us once more, and then there will be massive floods, drowning us.

Personally, I'd rather hop off a plane.

OH, and I did a middle earth name translation for 'Harry James Potter' know what I came out with? Sorrowful Elf Maiden.

I know, I thought the same thing. That site, www.barrowdowns.com yeah, that's the one, but its very random, and funny. www.elvish.com just click around, and you'll find the one with a real name-giver.

In the next book, we'll have :

Eowyn: Earwig.

Eomer: Earbur

Gandalf the White: Gandalf the Straight

Theoden: Thesaurus

Faramir: Farfromamirror

And, of course, Gollum WILL be humming the Bell Canada theme, and WILL be telling what kind of torture he was subjected to. Ok, shall I tell you now? No, that'll ruin the joke.

Oh, and I gotta see what the heir of slithersnake looks like, but Lucius Malfoy looks like Haldir of Lorien. I mean it! I'm gonna SMOTE JK Rowling to the bowels of hell. (notice BOWELS, as in lower intestines?)

So, for the complete list of what humour I've borrowed, and have copied from copywritten:

WHOO! Here goes!

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Snow White, Swiss Army Knife, Air Farce, Bell Canada, Smoky Bear, Terminator, Men In Black, Harry Potter, Red Green, Austin Powers 2, Austin Powers 3, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Reactin, Right Guard, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Jeopardy, The Price is Right, Open Mike with Mike Bullard, Family Guy, Austin Powers 2, Making the Band, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Dilbert's Rules of Order, Dilbert's Rules of Order, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, That Banana Song, Shrek, Bell Canada, Toucan Sam, Harry Potter, RCAF, Shrek, Mad Mag, Harry Potter, Delissio, Coke, Molson Beer, Spider Man, Red Green, Star Wars, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Just For Laughs, RCAF!

And this chapter: Well, you get it. I just borrowed old humour from shows, I'll let you decide.

Oh, and I'll soon be attending this mock-U.N conference, and I hope to be Netherlands. Here's my opening speech.

Me: Hello, everyone. Being Dutch, I would like to clear up a few things about us. Firsht of all, we do not shpeek with funny acshents. If you want to hear it, go ask my great uncles. Thirdly *plops wooden shoes on stand* if you really piss me off, you'll feel the wrath!

Well, I guess that's not so bad. In other news, my life is complete. I've now written a parody, written another book *not complete* and have held a gold medal!

It's the most famous Gold Medal won by Canada in a loooong time. DaniLOTHlorien, I hope, will know. Right???? Well, it was Joe Niewendyk's. I think that's right. Well, anyways, I know his dad, so... HA!

Oh, and Joe whatever's is dutch, too. So SHOVE IT!!

Ok, ignore those last few sentences.

Iiiin other news, it seems that girls are starting to openly flirt with me. Scary proposition. One of them, who many people will attest to, is Deanna, as I've shown before, who slaps and beats me ceaselessly. The other, as shown before, is Catherine, who, well, it's a classic. I hope I never tell her about this book, because I'm SO dead if she reads this. But if she comes across it accidentally, she'll think 'hmm... what a coincidence!' until she figgers out that I have placed my first real name, and think 'well, at least he's noticed' but then... oh, damn, I'm so screwed. Well, any advice? No, I will not ask her 'out'. Any OTHER advice?

But, as promised, here's ALL my reviews. In brackets are my witty responses. Geez, I'm like the Toronto Sun, not that I live in Toronto.

| |2002-10-05 |9 |Signed | |Danilothlorien | | | | | | | | |Wee, I'm somebody's favorite! I feel all special :) Canadian humor | |woooooo! The best kind. ROFL at Harolds Hwaaaaaaaaaaaha!!! LOL - | |gotta love Red Green, and 22 Minutes (its Colin Mochrie btw) and Air| |Farce (mua! the Chicken Cannon! Hee!) and Just for Laughs and... ok,| |Canadian comedy is the best ^_~ So GO YOU!! Poor Borrowedmirror | |*sniff* He didn't deserve to die in the wave of JK attackers, but I | |guess anything can be spared to see her go down, heheh. Loved all | |the reasons you had for all the starnge characters popping up. Wee, | |I like this story, I laugh my head off every chappie :) (well, am I | |your favourite? Hmmm? Oh, and Canadian humOUr is the best.) | | |2002-10-05 |9 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |I'm REALLY sorry to say this (not really), but there's very little | |chance that I will EVER get laid...or married for that matter. I tis| |be liking fics that aren't trying to keep bad language out of their | |fics...those one's are so boring...but this one REALLY GOOD!!!! When| |I get chance, I tell my friends about this...and they might think | |funny as hell too! Then you have even more happy reviewers to be | |reading this fic...and the one for the second book (and movie) and | |the third book (and movie) and we'll all be sad when there's no more| |(get's all sad and stuff; looks as if about to cry)...then there'll | |have to be ones for the Silmarillion (this dude marries his sister | |in it...it'll make a GREAT fic...just like this one!) I probably | |didn't inspire you to write a fic like this on the | |Silmarillion...but I hope that somebody does...so I don't have to | |strain my half really old-half only goes up to 9 years old, then | |starts back at one again brain (half of my brain is so old it's not | |even funny; the other half goes up to the brain of a nine year old, | |then starts at one again...which is why I find that I'm so | |incredibly weird, and yet the smartest of my friends...how the hell | |did that happen?...oh well.). I really REALLY liked this fic...best | |parody-type-thing of LOTR I've read. I hope TTH is just as good...if| |not better!!^-^ (it took me three times to make sense of what you | |said. I used to think that too, but then realized there are people | |like you in the world.) | | |2002-10-05 |8 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Hip horray!! I got the stupid internet to work and I read funny | |stuff!! I don't really get the beer thing, but there was something | |on South Park called the beer song...it's funny! (but not as funny | |as this. I'm gonna go read next chapter now!^-^ (no, you have to be | |Canadian to get Canadian beer) | | |2002-10-04 |1 |Anonymou| | | | |s | |Talentless (talent_less_@hotmail.com) | | | | | | | | |Thanks for reviewing my drivel, I found this brilliantly funny, | |thanx for cheering me up. And no, i didnt flame you under a | |different name, I dont do moronic junk like that ;) (remind me AGAIN| |what you've called my other boook?) | | |2002-10-01 |8 |Signed | | | | | | |Starbrat | | | | | | | | |LOL! Classicly and venomously funny! (venomous, eh?) | | |2002-09-30 |2 |Signed | | | | | | |AloriaMoonbeam:TheLastFae | | | | | | | | |Smoky Bear! Meriadoc Brandyaddict! Dumbledore! Minor Tilith! Thongs!| |(yes, what about them?) | | |2002-09-30 |1 |Signed | | | | | | |AloriaMoonbeam:TheLastFae | | | | | | | | |Custard and corn starch! Isinthedoor! HAHAHAHA!!! (I shee) | | |2002-09-24 |7 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |TIGHTNESS!!!! I never thought that bin Ladin was that smart anyways,| |hell, I'm probably smarter than him!!! This good good story, now | |more, please! (wait, hold up, bin laden SMART?) | | |2002-09-23 |7 |Signed | | | | | | |daniLOTHlorien | | | | | | | | |Heehee, FINALLY got around to reading the new chappies. OMG - I was | |laughing so hard when they got to Lorien. "I'm makin' WAFFLES!!!" | |That was so great, I love Shrek ;) | |HP bashing ~ check | |dissing of American soldiers by a fellow Canuck (sheesh eh? -_-) ~ | |check | |dissing of Their Man Dubya ~ check (LOL at the water/pretzel | |comments ;D) | |A fun story, although the HP death was a squig too voilent for me, | |but just good fun anyway! (THAT was violent)?) | | |2002-09-21 |7 |Anonymou| | | | |s | |arden | | | | | | | | |that was..well...interesting, to say the least. i liked it. i want | |more, so update soon! (interestering, eh?) | | |2002-09-21 |1 |Signed | | | | | | |Earendil | | | | | | | | |It's pretty funny. Not hilarious but pretty funny/ But for all you | |Harry Potter haters pweese read my stories! (I checked, but your | |profile is... empty. Oh, and its hilarious, all right) | | |2002-09-19 |3 |Anonymou| | | | |s | |Raider314 | | | | | | | | |DOWN WITH HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!! (I was waiting for you to come | |along) | | |2002-09-18 |6 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Ah yes, Dr. Evil must always find his way in somehow doesn't he. | |And, uh, just to let you know, you accidentally put Legolas insyead | |of Legoflamb a few times around the part at the thing where Gimli | |was all 'why did my cousin die, I'm crying now' and you also put | |Aragorn instead of Aracorn once up there too...not to say that you | |suck or anything, but I figured you'd want to know...it's good, | |write more...and you made me realize that ecnarf is France | |backwards...tightness!^-^ (I did? Well I hope you meant tightness | |in a good way. Don't go copying my style!) | | |2002-09-16 |6 |Anonymou| | | | |s | |weirdo | | | | | | | | |this was really funni. keep going! (oh, I am!) | | |2002-09-15 |5 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Hello, I tis being back. I read, I saw, and Legoflamb kicked ass | |(normally I wouldn't say that about the HP peoples, but this is a | |special case...)! This is good, please write more...I'd beg and | |plead but it's against what morals I have...^-^(I am NOT an hp | |peoples!) |



|Reviewer |Date |Chapter |Type | | |2002-09-12 |1 |Signed | | | | | | |ElvenPickle | | | | | | | | |Oh my god! FINALLY! Another HP detester, like myself! I am soooo | |happy that I found another Harry Potter hater. | |Good job (right now, all your fics can do no harm in my eyes, for | |the simple reason of being written by a HP non-liker-person.) | |YAAAAAYYY!!! | | | |good parody, too. keep it up! and keep the HP jokes coming! | |(really? Are we THAT rare?) | | |2002-09-10 |4 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Poor, poor Glorindel...may his spine, delicates, nads, | |unmentionables, ect. get better...that is, if it is the will of the | |author, for the author is the one who decides the fortunes of all in| |the fic! Good, good, good, now PLEASE write more...^-^ (oh, don't | |worry about GlorFindel. He'll be back. Wait, no he won't!) | | |2002-09-01 |3 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |okay, my guess is that Richard Simmons is...no, wait, nevermind, | |that's Gene Simmons...I don't know who that guy is...but it sounds | |funny. This is good story...I'm now gonna tell everyone that I read | |a LOTR fic by that there's actually a song by Led Zepplin (band of | |aicent ages long forgotten when this generation was born and Hanson | |came to be...damn Hanson to Mordor for all I care!) called Ramble On| |and it mentions Mordor and Gollum in it, no joke...your story good, | |yes...I already said that, but i don't care!^-^ (Richard Simmons is | |the exercise freak we hear of.) | | |2002-09-01 |2 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Let me guess, when you wrote that last part you had just seen | |Goldmember, I've seen it twice, to the dismay of my friends who | |still have not seen it...this is good, I'm gonna read your next | |chapter now...^-^ (yeah I did. So what? Well, I just had to | |parodize something 'a') | | |2002-09-01 |1 |Signed | | | | | | |Simoriah: Girl of Summer | | | | | | | | |Okay, one question: is the guy's name 'Isinthedoor' or | |'Isinthefloor' because you had both on there, so I'm confused about | |that...this is REALLY good parody (no wonder you called it a super | |parody...). Could you please read my fic...^-^ (I don't care. Just | |let your imagination carry you to the FIRST thing you come to) | | |2002-08-31 |3 |Signed | | | | | | |Death Scribe | | | | | | |This story I like ^_^ I nearly popped a frog when you called Gandalf| |'Gandalf the Gay' XD I agree that JK Rowling copied like 3/4 of her | |books from LotR. A few examples: 1. one of the brands of pipeweed is| |called Longbottom leaf and there is a character in the HP books with| |that last name. 2. There are insects in Middle Earth called | |Dumbledores (I looked it up on the internet) 3. There are Orcs in HP| |too, the goblins (it has been established that Orcs and goblins are | |the same thing) - There are millions of similarities ^_^ Anywayz, I | |hope I didn't bore you with this. (you know, Stephanie likes frogs. | |Please don't pop them. And I used these things for hating JK more. | |The most useful thing in a review!) | | |2002-08-31 |3 |Signed | |daniLOTHlorien | | | | | | |Great story ecnarf! I love the people who are disguised as the | |Riders. Anna Nicole... ROFL. Plus, there's some Potter bashing, | |gotta love that! And don't worry, you can use a couple ego-bunnies | |to get reviews, I don't really mind... the little buggers multiply | |like mad! *gives ecnarf a few hundred ego-bunnies* | |As for your question about the Camaraderie of the Ring story.. There| |were some...problems... and the story should not be put back up. | |Don't ask. I'm bummed over it too -_- (wait, wait! Don't tell me | |to NOT ask, because I'll only ask more!) | | |2002-08-30 |1 |Signed | |Galadriel Greenleaf | | | | | | |funnyfunnyfunny! (yes, and you?) | | |2002-08-30 |1 |Signed | |Wigwam, Radish, Aardvark n' Co | | | | | | |LOL! Funny! Thank you for pointing out all the inacurracies..I wish | |I knew how to spell inaccuracies....oh well. i shall make my friends| |read this to prove to them that stuff is wrong and I'm not the only | |one who notices it (inaccuracies. Inaccuracies and I'd like more | |readers) | | |2002-08-30 |1 |Signed | |addicted | | | | | | |that was wicked funny. this fic is awesome! (as was yous, as was | |yours) | | |2002-08-30 |1 |Anonymou| |me | | |s | | | |this was pretty funny, considerin' it's all goofy. But I actually | |laughed. Good job on that! (no, you LAUGHED? Yeah, right!) |

So, there they are. Oh, and I heard from OMNI 1 that this is the world's funniest joke.

Two guys are out hunting. One man falls over, his heart stops beating and his eyes glaze over. The other guy calls 911, and the operator picks up.

"My friend just collapsed! I think he's dead!" Gasps the man.

"Well, first make sure he's dead." Says the operator. A loud bang is heard. The man is back on the phone.

"Ok, now what?"

I don't know, but maybe that girl "Pei" just sucks at telling jokes.

Do any of you go to Catholic High Schools? Well, if you do, do the girls wear grey kilts? My school does. And you know, they are starting to remind me of those pixelation thingies you see to edit out nudity. Funny, I've seen girls hike UP their kilts to CREATE nudity. If only if we had that on TV.

So there goes the book. May its memory be filled with good reviews and enormous laughter.

PEACE OUT!!!

(but not to the soldiers who killed the Canadians)