Chapter Three: Frieza Has A Plushy!?
"They're finished!" Bulma exclaimed, holding up two objects.
"Really?" Yamcha looked at the two dolls Bulma was holding up. One had brown hair (which went a little past her shoulders), and the other had purple (which was chin-length). The brown-haired one was wearing orange pants (A/n: No, not a copy of Goten or Goku's pants…) at her hips, and a white tank top that stopped at her waist.
The purple haired one was wearing a red dress that buttoned all the way down the front. It had dark red lining at the top with dark red spaghetti straps. Yamcha looked at them more closely.
"Hey, they ARE kinda cute!" Piccolo came in, literally sopping. His shoes went SQUISH as he walked…
"Piccolo, would you tell the boys their dolls are done?" Piccolo muttered something under his breathe about how women are so demanding, and left. Bulma and Yamcha watched the TV. Piccolo arrived at the pool, and said something. The boys blasted out of the water, spraying Piccolo. The next thing they knew, they boys were sliding in on the tile floor.
"Let me see! Let me see!" They cried. Bulma held the dolls up high and the two boys started jumping up and down. "Come on! Come on!"
"Goten," Bulma handed Goten his doll. Then she turned to Trunks: "And Trunks. They may not be pretty, but at least they're hip and cool!"
The boys were silent as they stared at the dolls in their hands. Bulma frowned. "What's the matter?"
"Nothing, it's just…"
"THNK YOU BULMA/THANK YOU MOM!!!!!!!!!!" The two boys ran from the kitchen and into their room.
"You think they like it?" Yamcha asked.
"Yep!" Bulma nodded. "Sure do!"
"GOHAN! GOHAN! LOOK WHAT BULMA MADE ME!"
"I see…"
"AREN'T THEY CUTE!!!?"
"Um…yeah…"
"YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!" The two ran into the living room.
"HA!" Gohan's yell came. "BUT NOT AS CUTE AS MY VIDEL PLUSHY!!!!!!!!!!"
"I guess that's where Gohan is…" Bulma said.
"DAD! DAD!" Goten started jumping up and down on his father's stomach.
"GOTEN'S DAD! GOTEN'S DAD!" Trunks was jumping up and down on the couch beside Goten's Dad.
"You two!" Bulma picked them both up. "Don't wake Goku! He OBVIOUSLY hasn't had enough sleep!"
"AND we're on vacation." Yamcha added. Bulma set them down on the floor.
"Now he'll play with you later," Bulma said. "Why don't you two go show your dolls to your Father, Trunks?"
"Okay!" The two ran from the room. (A/n: I just realized they are STILL in their bathing suits…SWIMMING ANYONE!?)
"Hey, Dad, look at our plushies!" Trunks and Goten shoved their plushies in Vegeta's face. "Mom made them!"
"That's very nice, Trunks," Vegeta said. "Why don't you two go and try to break the barrier, now?"
"Oh, but that's no fun!" Trunks whined.
"We did that yesterday while you guys were looking for a place to put the dino caps…" Goten said.
"Then why don't you go do it again?" Vegeta asked.
"But it's NO fun!" Trunks said. "Didn't you hear me?"
"No."
"Fine, then," Trunks said, crossing his arms. "Some Dad you are. I wish you were more like Goten's Dad."
"Me, too!" Goten exclaimed. "Because then there would be two of my Daddy!"
"Wait, would that make me more like Goten?" Trunks asked his Father.
"Probably." Vegeta nodded.
"Then forget I said anything."
*~*~*
"Wow!" Goten exclaimed. "Two of my Dad! That would be so awesome! Huh, Trunks!?"
"Yeah… REAL awesome…" Trunks yawned. Frieza appeared in front of him. "Oh, hi, Frieza. See our plushies? Mom made them!"
"Yes, very cute," Frieza said. "But mine is CUTER!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks ran in horror.
"What?" Frieza asked. He looked at his plushy. "It's just my Mom…"
"My GOSH, what the heck was that!!!?" Trunks asked quickly.
"I have NO idea!" Goten exclaimed. "But whatever it was, I DON'T wanna find out!"
"Hey, guys, why did you run away?" Goten and Trunks took a jump backwards.
"He's following us!!!" Goten exclaimed.
"KEEP RUNNING!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks ran back to the house as fast as they could, followed by Frieza.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta, I think I broke the barrier!" Goku yelled, hands cupped to his mouth.
"REALLY!?" Vegeta flew headfirst into the barrier and they all watched him get electrocuted. They watched as Vegeta fell and disappeared behind the tall trees. They watched electricity spark up high past the trees. Obviously, Vegeta had fallen in the water.
"Maybe NOT!" Goku doubled over with laughter. Vegeta stormed back up to the house, his clothes black and his hair sticking up even straighter than before.
"VERY funny, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled. "Maybe next time I'll let YOU go first!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Sounds like Goten and Trunks are back," Bulma said with a smile.
"But they sound… scared…." Gohan said observantly. They all listened closely. There was another voice. Yelling something like: "Wait up!"… Goten and Trunks finally came into view and they were followed by-
"FRIEZA!?!?!?!" Everybody took a step backwards. The boys started running around the pool in circles, followed by Frieza:
"WAIT! WAIT! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY!!!!!?" Frieza called.
"DADDY, SAVE ME!" Goten screamed over Frieza's voice. "DADDY, MAKE HIM STOP FOLLOWING ME, PLEASE!!!!"
Goten started crying and Goku's eyes flared red. Goku walked over to Bulma and pulled out a frying pan. He held it up and waited until they came around again. He hit Frieza hard on the head with the frying pan. Frieza doubled over in pain as Goten ran behind Goku and Trunks ran behind Bulma. Trunks spit his tongue out at Frieza:
"Nyah!"
"Daddy, Daddy!" Goten grabbed onto his father's pant leg. "Frieza scared us with his stuffed animal, and then he followed us out here! He's scary!"
Goten started crying again and Goku's eyes turned red all over again. Frieza looked up and starts making crazy faces at Goku. "Ooh… Goku's eyeiiiies are gloooooowing reeeeeeeead!" (A/n: Yes, we meant to spell it that way.)
"Frieza, if you don't get help at Charter, PLEASE- get help somewhere." Trunks said. Vegeta beamed with pride.
"That's my son!!!"
"RAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" Goku held out his hand and Frieza's head flew off. Everybody stared in awe except Goku.
"Alright, Dad!" Gohan exclaimed, punching a fist in the air.
"Why'd you have to do that?" Suddenly, Frieza's head re-grew. Everybody gasped. Frieza glared at Goku. "That hurts, ya know!" Goten started crying because it looked like Frieza was glaring at him.
Goku's eyes went back to normal and he looked at Goten. He looked back up at Frieza out of the corner of his eye. "What? What did I do now!?" Goku narrowed his eyes and held out his hand. A little yellow ball shot out at Frieza and blew him up. Frieza regenerated: "OWWWW!!!!"
Goku narrowed his eyes even more. "Frieza, is there NOT a way to kill you!?" Krillin asked.
"Actually, there is!" Frieza exclaimed with pleasure.
"REALLY?" Vegeta asked.
"Yep!"
"Frieza!"
"Huh? What?" Frieza turned to Goku.
"How do we kill you?" Goku asked, a smug grin on his face.
"Oh, well THAT'S simple!" Frieza said. "All you have to do is get Vegeta to shred his stuffed pink bunny!!!"
"NEVER!!!!!" Vegeta screamed, hugging his pink bunny. Goku took it from him and went to rip it:
"NOOO!!!" Frieza yelled. "VEGETA has to rip it!"
They were all silent. Piccolo looked at Dende. "We're all doomed." Dende nodded.
"Nah, I was just joking!" Frieza exclaimed. "I just wanted to see the thing shredded!" Vegeta glared and snatched his bunny from Goku. "ANYWAYS! You have to sacrifice the clock hand off the Barbie Dream Date game! Good-bye!"
Frieza disappeared and Goten looked up at his father: "Daddy, I thought you said Frieza was a bad guy!"
"Well, he was…" Goku scratched his head.
"Then how come he just told us how to kill him?" Goten asked. "That seemed pretty nice to me…"
"Well…" Goku paused. "He's a very STUPID bad guy."
"Well that's reasonable," Dende said.
"But where the HECK are we gonna get a Barbie Dream Date on this STUPID, FORSAKEN island!!!?" Supreme Kai asked.
"I know…" Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks said in a singsong voice. They turned to look where Yamcha and Piccolo were standing. Or… where they USED to be standing!
"Hey, where'd they go?" Gohan asked.
"They must have fled in fear of their precious game," Goku said. "I'll go after them!" Goku flew off.
"Daddy, don't leave me here!" Goten called. Goku didn't hear him. "What if Frieza comes back!?"
"Goten, I'm staying." Gohan said, crouching next to him. Goten shook his head.
"NO!" Goten screamed. "I want to go with Daddy!"
"Goten, calm down," Bulma said. "Frieza's not coming back!"
"I wanna go with Daddy!" Goten burst into tears and started rubbing his eyes.
"Man, what a cry baby." Trunks said, crossing his arms and looking at his Dad. Vegeta winked and gave him a thumbs up. Bulma kicked her son hard in the shins. "Ow! Momma! But Daddy just said it was okay!"
Bulma looked over at her husband and Vegeta quickly looked up at the sky, searching for birds. He spotted a bird and pointed. "Look, Trunks, a Seagull!" Vegeta noticed Bulma was glaring at him. "Whaaat…?"
"You KNOW what." Bulma said sternly. Vegeta laughed nervously and walked sideways into the house. "Now, Goten, be good!"
"I will be if I can go with Daddy!" Goten crossed his arms and stuck out his bottom lip.
"But Dad's already gone," Gohan said. "Goten, Dad wouldn't want you crying! He'd want you to be a big boy, and big boys don't cry!"
"But I'm not a big boy," Goten said. "And I'm gonna cry all I want to!"
"Stop that!" Bulma scolded.
"But Bulma-" Goten started.
"Be quiet!" Bulma yelled. "Now we are all going to go inside and wait for Goku's safe return, got that!? Now GO!"
Bulma shooed Goten and Trunks inside and turned to Krillin, Dende, Gohan, and Supreme Kai. "Come on! I don't want Goten thinking he's the only one going in!"
*~*~*
"Freeze!" Goku yelled.
"NEVER!!!!" Piccolo and Yamcha continued running, Barbie Dream Date in Piccolo's hands. Goku continued his pursuit from the air.
"STOP, PICCOLO!!!!" Piccolo slipped on some mud and fell over, the Barbie Dream Date game flying from his hands. Yamcha stopped and watched it land in the mud.
"Yamcha! Go on without me!" Piccolo cried. "You still have a chance to win the game!"
"No, Piccolo, I can't do it!" Yamcha shook his head. "I would never forgive myself! And besides, who else will play Barbie Dram Date with me and keep my secret!?"
"Yamcha…" Piccolo stared at his Barbie Dream Date playing friend. "Yamcha you're the best friend I ever had!!! I would never let you suffer the same fate as I!!"
"Piccolo, that's so touching!" Yamcha said, falling to his knees next to Piccolo. "Piccolo!!!"
"Yamcha!!!" The two burst into tears and hugged each other. Goku landed and picked up the Barbie Dream Date game.
"I'll just be taking this!" Goku picked up the board. Yamcha looked at his green friend.
"Piccolo?"
"Yamcha!" They both grinned and looked at Goku.
"You're ours!!!" They started chasing Goku.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! SOMEBODY HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs.
*~*~*
Goten was in his room crying, with Supreme Kai and Gohan trying to comfort him. Trunks was sitting on the bed next to the "crybaby" because he was grounded from the TV and Video Games for a week.
"What's that noise?" Bulma asked, look up from her cross-stitch craft. Krillin tilted his ear towards the wall.
"Sounds like Goku is screaming for help." Krillin said.
"Oh, that's nice!" Bulma went back to her cross-stitching. She suddenly looked up a few minutes later: "WHAT!?"
The wall crumbled in and everybody rushed out of the house coughing. They saw Goku holding the Barbie Dream Date game. Piccolo and Yamcha had him cornered.
"Give it up, Goku!" Yamcha yelled.
"Daddy!" Goten ran over to Goku and hugged. "Daddy, I missed you! Bulma and Gohan wouldn't let me follow you and-"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!" Piccolo yelled and Goten blinked.
"You know, you sorta look like a vampire with those pointy teeth…" Goten said. "Are you a vampire, Mr. Piccolo?"
"I don't know!" Piccolo yelled. "How about we test my teeth out and see if I am! WHICH ONE OF YOU WILL BE FIRST!?"
Yamcha, Krillin, Dende, and Supreme Kai went into a huddle. Vegeta sat down against a tree and Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Bulma were left standing around. A butterfly flew past Gohan and he watched it: "Oh, a butterfly…!"
"How about the idiots first?" Trunks asked. "Hey, Goten, wanna get eaten?"
"YEAH!" Goten exclaimed. "That sounds like fun!"
"Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!" Goten started jumping up and down around Piccolo, squeaking his chant. His head popped up above screen every time he squeaked: "Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!"
"Very tempting… It WOULD put me out of my misery…" Piccolo drooled as he watched Goten jump up and down around him, continuing his squeaky chant.
"NOO!!!" Goku picked up his son. Piccolo snapped back into reality.
"But seeing as you look just like your father, you probably taste JUST as horrible as his hairstyle looks." Piccolo said. Goku gasped.
"Well if that's what you thought, why didn't you just tell me in the first place!? Hmph!" Goku turned his head, stuck his nose in the air and walked off.
"Daddy, did he just insult you?" Goten asked. "I think he did…"
"Ahem!" Piccolo turned to look at Yamcha. "We have REACHED a decision!"
"But, Yamcha, I don't agree- AH!" Yamcha kicked Krillin out of the way and cleared his throat.
"AS I was saying, we have reached a decision!" Yamcha pushed Bulma forward. "Ladies first!"
"Hey!" Yamcha ran off and Vegeta cracked up laughing. Trunks crossed his arms.
"Well I don't think it's funny." Vegeta continued laughing and Trunks walked over to him. "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Trunks kicked Vegeta hard in the shins. Vegeta grabbed his shin in agony: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Serves you right." Bulma said. She spit out her tongue. "Go get him, Trunks!"
"How dare you!" Vegeta yelled. "I am your father! Show some respect!"
"Respect? What's that?" Trunks asked.
"Apologize!" Vegeta demanded.
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"Didn't you hear me!? I said NOOOO!!!!"
"YES!"
"NO!!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!!!!"
"YES!!!!" Everybody watched the two bicker and argue. Screaming back and forth.
"NO!!!!!!"
"YES!!!!!!"
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"APOLOGIZE, TRUNKS!"
"NO!" Trunks yelled, stomping his foot.
"YES TIMES TWO!"
"NO TIMES THREE!"
"YES TIMES INFINITY!!!!!"
"NO TIMES INFINITY TIMES TWO!!!" Vegeta gasped and pointed at his son.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"YES. I. CAAAAN!!!!!!!!!"
"NO. YOU. CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta slapped his son and everybody gasped.
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"They're finished!" Bulma exclaimed, holding up two objects.
"Really?" Yamcha looked at the two dolls Bulma was holding up. One had brown hair (which went a little past her shoulders), and the other had purple (which was chin-length). The brown-haired one was wearing orange pants (A/n: No, not a copy of Goten or Goku's pants…) at her hips, and a white tank top that stopped at her waist.
The purple haired one was wearing a red dress that buttoned all the way down the front. It had dark red lining at the top with dark red spaghetti straps. Yamcha looked at them more closely.
"Hey, they ARE kinda cute!" Piccolo came in, literally sopping. His shoes went SQUISH as he walked…
"Piccolo, would you tell the boys their dolls are done?" Piccolo muttered something under his breathe about how women are so demanding, and left. Bulma and Yamcha watched the TV. Piccolo arrived at the pool, and said something. The boys blasted out of the water, spraying Piccolo. The next thing they knew, they boys were sliding in on the tile floor.
"Let me see! Let me see!" They cried. Bulma held the dolls up high and the two boys started jumping up and down. "Come on! Come on!"
"Goten," Bulma handed Goten his doll. Then she turned to Trunks: "And Trunks. They may not be pretty, but at least they're hip and cool!"
The boys were silent as they stared at the dolls in their hands. Bulma frowned. "What's the matter?"
"Nothing, it's just…"
"THNK YOU BULMA/THANK YOU MOM!!!!!!!!!!" The two boys ran from the kitchen and into their room.
"You think they like it?" Yamcha asked.
"Yep!" Bulma nodded. "Sure do!"
"GOHAN! GOHAN! LOOK WHAT BULMA MADE ME!"
"I see…"
"AREN'T THEY CUTE!!!?"
"Um…yeah…"
"YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!" The two ran into the living room.
"HA!" Gohan's yell came. "BUT NOT AS CUTE AS MY VIDEL PLUSHY!!!!!!!!!!"
"I guess that's where Gohan is…" Bulma said.
"DAD! DAD!" Goten started jumping up and down on his father's stomach.
"GOTEN'S DAD! GOTEN'S DAD!" Trunks was jumping up and down on the couch beside Goten's Dad.
"You two!" Bulma picked them both up. "Don't wake Goku! He OBVIOUSLY hasn't had enough sleep!"
"AND we're on vacation." Yamcha added. Bulma set them down on the floor.
"Now he'll play with you later," Bulma said. "Why don't you two go show your dolls to your Father, Trunks?"
"Okay!" The two ran from the room. (A/n: I just realized they are STILL in their bathing suits…SWIMMING ANYONE!?)
"Hey, Dad, look at our plushies!" Trunks and Goten shoved their plushies in Vegeta's face. "Mom made them!"
"That's very nice, Trunks," Vegeta said. "Why don't you two go and try to break the barrier, now?"
"Oh, but that's no fun!" Trunks whined.
"We did that yesterday while you guys were looking for a place to put the dino caps…" Goten said.
"Then why don't you go do it again?" Vegeta asked.
"But it's NO fun!" Trunks said. "Didn't you hear me?"
"No."
"Fine, then," Trunks said, crossing his arms. "Some Dad you are. I wish you were more like Goten's Dad."
"Me, too!" Goten exclaimed. "Because then there would be two of my Daddy!"
"Wait, would that make me more like Goten?" Trunks asked his Father.
"Probably." Vegeta nodded.
"Then forget I said anything."
*~*~*
"Wow!" Goten exclaimed. "Two of my Dad! That would be so awesome! Huh, Trunks!?"
"Yeah… REAL awesome…" Trunks yawned. Frieza appeared in front of him. "Oh, hi, Frieza. See our plushies? Mom made them!"
"Yes, very cute," Frieza said. "But mine is CUTER!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks ran in horror.
"What?" Frieza asked. He looked at his plushy. "It's just my Mom…"
"My GOSH, what the heck was that!!!?" Trunks asked quickly.
"I have NO idea!" Goten exclaimed. "But whatever it was, I DON'T wanna find out!"
"Hey, guys, why did you run away?" Goten and Trunks took a jump backwards.
"He's following us!!!" Goten exclaimed.
"KEEP RUNNING!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks ran back to the house as fast as they could, followed by Frieza.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta, I think I broke the barrier!" Goku yelled, hands cupped to his mouth.
"REALLY!?" Vegeta flew headfirst into the barrier and they all watched him get electrocuted. They watched as Vegeta fell and disappeared behind the tall trees. They watched electricity spark up high past the trees. Obviously, Vegeta had fallen in the water.
"Maybe NOT!" Goku doubled over with laughter. Vegeta stormed back up to the house, his clothes black and his hair sticking up even straighter than before.
"VERY funny, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled. "Maybe next time I'll let YOU go first!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Sounds like Goten and Trunks are back," Bulma said with a smile.
"But they sound… scared…." Gohan said observantly. They all listened closely. There was another voice. Yelling something like: "Wait up!"… Goten and Trunks finally came into view and they were followed by-
"FRIEZA!?!?!?!" Everybody took a step backwards. The boys started running around the pool in circles, followed by Frieza:
"WAIT! WAIT! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY!!!!!?" Frieza called.
"DADDY, SAVE ME!" Goten screamed over Frieza's voice. "DADDY, MAKE HIM STOP FOLLOWING ME, PLEASE!!!!"
Goten started crying and Goku's eyes flared red. Goku walked over to Bulma and pulled out a frying pan. He held it up and waited until they came around again. He hit Frieza hard on the head with the frying pan. Frieza doubled over in pain as Goten ran behind Goku and Trunks ran behind Bulma. Trunks spit his tongue out at Frieza:
"Nyah!"
"Daddy, Daddy!" Goten grabbed onto his father's pant leg. "Frieza scared us with his stuffed animal, and then he followed us out here! He's scary!"
Goten started crying again and Goku's eyes turned red all over again. Frieza looked up and starts making crazy faces at Goku. "Ooh… Goku's eyeiiiies are gloooooowing reeeeeeeead!" (A/n: Yes, we meant to spell it that way.)
"Frieza, if you don't get help at Charter, PLEASE- get help somewhere." Trunks said. Vegeta beamed with pride.
"That's my son!!!"
"RAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" Goku held out his hand and Frieza's head flew off. Everybody stared in awe except Goku.
"Alright, Dad!" Gohan exclaimed, punching a fist in the air.
"Why'd you have to do that?" Suddenly, Frieza's head re-grew. Everybody gasped. Frieza glared at Goku. "That hurts, ya know!" Goten started crying because it looked like Frieza was glaring at him.
Goku's eyes went back to normal and he looked at Goten. He looked back up at Frieza out of the corner of his eye. "What? What did I do now!?" Goku narrowed his eyes and held out his hand. A little yellow ball shot out at Frieza and blew him up. Frieza regenerated: "OWWWW!!!!"
Goku narrowed his eyes even more. "Frieza, is there NOT a way to kill you!?" Krillin asked.
"Actually, there is!" Frieza exclaimed with pleasure.
"REALLY?" Vegeta asked.
"Yep!"
"Frieza!"
"Huh? What?" Frieza turned to Goku.
"How do we kill you?" Goku asked, a smug grin on his face.
"Oh, well THAT'S simple!" Frieza said. "All you have to do is get Vegeta to shred his stuffed pink bunny!!!"
"NEVER!!!!!" Vegeta screamed, hugging his pink bunny. Goku took it from him and went to rip it:
"NOOO!!!" Frieza yelled. "VEGETA has to rip it!"
They were all silent. Piccolo looked at Dende. "We're all doomed." Dende nodded.
"Nah, I was just joking!" Frieza exclaimed. "I just wanted to see the thing shredded!" Vegeta glared and snatched his bunny from Goku. "ANYWAYS! You have to sacrifice the clock hand off the Barbie Dream Date game! Good-bye!"
Frieza disappeared and Goten looked up at his father: "Daddy, I thought you said Frieza was a bad guy!"
"Well, he was…" Goku scratched his head.
"Then how come he just told us how to kill him?" Goten asked. "That seemed pretty nice to me…"
"Well…" Goku paused. "He's a very STUPID bad guy."
"Well that's reasonable," Dende said.
"But where the HECK are we gonna get a Barbie Dream Date on this STUPID, FORSAKEN island!!!?" Supreme Kai asked.
"I know…" Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks said in a singsong voice. They turned to look where Yamcha and Piccolo were standing. Or… where they USED to be standing!
"Hey, where'd they go?" Gohan asked.
"They must have fled in fear of their precious game," Goku said. "I'll go after them!" Goku flew off.
"Daddy, don't leave me here!" Goten called. Goku didn't hear him. "What if Frieza comes back!?"
"Goten, I'm staying." Gohan said, crouching next to him. Goten shook his head.
"NO!" Goten screamed. "I want to go with Daddy!"
"Goten, calm down," Bulma said. "Frieza's not coming back!"
"I wanna go with Daddy!" Goten burst into tears and started rubbing his eyes.
"Man, what a cry baby." Trunks said, crossing his arms and looking at his Dad. Vegeta winked and gave him a thumbs up. Bulma kicked her son hard in the shins. "Ow! Momma! But Daddy just said it was okay!"
Bulma looked over at her husband and Vegeta quickly looked up at the sky, searching for birds. He spotted a bird and pointed. "Look, Trunks, a Seagull!" Vegeta noticed Bulma was glaring at him. "Whaaat…?"
"You KNOW what." Bulma said sternly. Vegeta laughed nervously and walked sideways into the house. "Now, Goten, be good!"
"I will be if I can go with Daddy!" Goten crossed his arms and stuck out his bottom lip.
"But Dad's already gone," Gohan said. "Goten, Dad wouldn't want you crying! He'd want you to be a big boy, and big boys don't cry!"
"But I'm not a big boy," Goten said. "And I'm gonna cry all I want to!"
"Stop that!" Bulma scolded.
"But Bulma-" Goten started.
"Be quiet!" Bulma yelled. "Now we are all going to go inside and wait for Goku's safe return, got that!? Now GO!"
Bulma shooed Goten and Trunks inside and turned to Krillin, Dende, Gohan, and Supreme Kai. "Come on! I don't want Goten thinking he's the only one going in!"
*~*~*
"Freeze!" Goku yelled.
"NEVER!!!!" Piccolo and Yamcha continued running, Barbie Dream Date in Piccolo's hands. Goku continued his pursuit from the air.
"STOP, PICCOLO!!!!" Piccolo slipped on some mud and fell over, the Barbie Dream Date game flying from his hands. Yamcha stopped and watched it land in the mud.
"Yamcha! Go on without me!" Piccolo cried. "You still have a chance to win the game!"
"No, Piccolo, I can't do it!" Yamcha shook his head. "I would never forgive myself! And besides, who else will play Barbie Dram Date with me and keep my secret!?"
"Yamcha…" Piccolo stared at his Barbie Dream Date playing friend. "Yamcha you're the best friend I ever had!!! I would never let you suffer the same fate as I!!"
"Piccolo, that's so touching!" Yamcha said, falling to his knees next to Piccolo. "Piccolo!!!"
"Yamcha!!!" The two burst into tears and hugged each other. Goku landed and picked up the Barbie Dream Date game.
"I'll just be taking this!" Goku picked up the board. Yamcha looked at his green friend.
"Piccolo?"
"Yamcha!" They both grinned and looked at Goku.
"You're ours!!!" They started chasing Goku.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! SOMEBODY HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs.
*~*~*
Goten was in his room crying, with Supreme Kai and Gohan trying to comfort him. Trunks was sitting on the bed next to the "crybaby" because he was grounded from the TV and Video Games for a week.
"What's that noise?" Bulma asked, look up from her cross-stitch craft. Krillin tilted his ear towards the wall.
"Sounds like Goku is screaming for help." Krillin said.
"Oh, that's nice!" Bulma went back to her cross-stitching. She suddenly looked up a few minutes later: "WHAT!?"
The wall crumbled in and everybody rushed out of the house coughing. They saw Goku holding the Barbie Dream Date game. Piccolo and Yamcha had him cornered.
"Give it up, Goku!" Yamcha yelled.
"Daddy!" Goten ran over to Goku and hugged. "Daddy, I missed you! Bulma and Gohan wouldn't let me follow you and-"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!" Piccolo yelled and Goten blinked.
"You know, you sorta look like a vampire with those pointy teeth…" Goten said. "Are you a vampire, Mr. Piccolo?"
"I don't know!" Piccolo yelled. "How about we test my teeth out and see if I am! WHICH ONE OF YOU WILL BE FIRST!?"
Yamcha, Krillin, Dende, and Supreme Kai went into a huddle. Vegeta sat down against a tree and Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Bulma were left standing around. A butterfly flew past Gohan and he watched it: "Oh, a butterfly…!"
"How about the idiots first?" Trunks asked. "Hey, Goten, wanna get eaten?"
"YEAH!" Goten exclaimed. "That sounds like fun!"
"Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!" Goten started jumping up and down around Piccolo, squeaking his chant. His head popped up above screen every time he squeaked: "Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!"
"Very tempting… It WOULD put me out of my misery…" Piccolo drooled as he watched Goten jump up and down around him, continuing his squeaky chant.
"NOO!!!" Goku picked up his son. Piccolo snapped back into reality.
"But seeing as you look just like your father, you probably taste JUST as horrible as his hairstyle looks." Piccolo said. Goku gasped.
"Well if that's what you thought, why didn't you just tell me in the first place!? Hmph!" Goku turned his head, stuck his nose in the air and walked off.
"Daddy, did he just insult you?" Goten asked. "I think he did…"
"Ahem!" Piccolo turned to look at Yamcha. "We have REACHED a decision!"
"But, Yamcha, I don't agree- AH!" Yamcha kicked Krillin out of the way and cleared his throat.
"AS I was saying, we have reached a decision!" Yamcha pushed Bulma forward. "Ladies first!"
"Hey!" Yamcha ran off and Vegeta cracked up laughing. Trunks crossed his arms.
"Well I don't think it's funny." Vegeta continued laughing and Trunks walked over to him. "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Trunks kicked Vegeta hard in the shins. Vegeta grabbed his shin in agony: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Serves you right." Bulma said. She spit out her tongue. "Go get him, Trunks!"
"How dare you!" Vegeta yelled. "I am your father! Show some respect!"
"Respect? What's that?" Trunks asked.
"Apologize!" Vegeta demanded.
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"Didn't you hear me!? I said NOOOO!!!!"
"YES!"
"NO!!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!!!!"
"YES!!!!" Everybody watched the two bicker and argue. Screaming back and forth.
"NO!!!!!!"
"YES!!!!!!"
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"APOLOGIZE, TRUNKS!"
"NO!" Trunks yelled, stomping his foot.
"YES TIMES TWO!"
"NO TIMES THREE!"
"YES TIMES INFINITY!!!!!"
"NO TIMES INFINITY TIMES TWO!!!" Vegeta gasped and pointed at his son.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"YES. I. CAAAAN!!!!!!!!!"
"NO. YOU. CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta slapped his son and everybody gasped.
So... did you like this chapter better than the first two? Tell me and find out what happens in the next chapter of FHI!
