I don't own anyone here, blah bladie blah, you know it all. See if you can guess who the wedding guests are. For the most part, it's pretty obvious. To help you out, you should end up with an alias for: Ada, Rebecca, Brad, Barry, Wesker, Jill, Chris, Zombie, the snake that ate poor Richard, Joseph, and one who is the real song character, no one from the game.
Mr. Chris went acourting and he did ride, uh-huh
Mr. Chris went acourting and he did ride
Knife and Bazooka by his side, uh-huh
He went to Ms. Jilly's house, uh-huh
He went to Ms. Jilly's house,
While he waited for her he was nervous as a mouse, uh-huh
He took Ms. Jilly on his knee, uh-huh
He took Ms. Jilly on his knee,
He asked "Ms. Jilly would you marry me?" Uh-huh
"Without my Uncle Wesker's consent," uh-huh
"Without my Uncle Wesker's consent,
I wouldn't marry the president," uh-huh
Uncle Wesker laughed and shook his sides, uh-huh
Uncle Wesker laughed and shook his sides,
To think that Jill would be a Redfield's bride, uh-huh
Where shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh?
Where shall the wedding supper be,
As far away from Raccoon as can be, uh-huh
What shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh?
What shall the wedding supper be,
Why Cerberus meat smoked in a tree uh-huh
(Jill: Eww...
Chris: Who came up with that?!
Barry: ....)
The first guest came was a fluttering moth, uh-huh
The first guest came was a fluttering moth,
For to cling to Chris like cloth, uh-huh
Moth: Save me! Eeeek! Hunter! Eeek! Help me, sir!
The next came in was a bumblebee, uh-huh
The next came in was a bumblebee,
Wearing a vest that was as yellow as could be, uh-huh
Bumblebee: Jill, use the wedding gifts! Kill it, whatever it is!
The next came in was a little gray flea, uh-huh
The next came in was a little gray flea,
But he runs away from the dogs he sees, uh-huh
Flea: Hey, guys! Come 'ere!....Oh crap.
The next came in was a large old bug, uh-huh
The next came in was a large old bug,
Who didn't do nothing but drink from the jug, uh-huh
Bug: Hic....Jill Sandwichz!
Jill: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
The next came in was a decaying tick, uh-huh
The next came in was a decaying tick,
He ate so much flesh it made him sick, uh-huh
Tick: Errrggg....Hnngggg....*Moan*
The next came in was Dr. Fly, uh-huh
The next came in was Dr. Fly,
He said "Oh my, that Tick has died," uh-huh
Dr. Fly: Nothing to see here...Move along....
Tick: NRRGG! UNNG! :::Eats the good doctor:::
The next came in was a big tomcat, uh-huh
The next came in was a big tomcat,
Looking for her boyfriend and that was that, uh-huh
Cat: I got good aim by playing paintball. Seriously. I did.
Everyone else: .....
The next came in was a giant snake, uh-huh
The next came in was a giant snake,
For to eat all of Richard give or take, uh-huh
The cat chased Jilly up a wall, uh-huh
The cat chased Jilly up a wall,
She did slip and she did fall, uh-huh
Redfield was a widower then, uh-huh
Redfield was a widower then,
He swore he'd never marry again, uh-huh
He ran across a sparkling brook, uh-huh
He ran across a sparkling brook,
When the same big snake took him down his crook, uh-huh
You can leave all this upon the shelf, uh-huh
You may leave all this upon the shelf,
If you want any more you can sing it yourself, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Submit your guesses in you review, if you get it right I'll email you. I didn't mean to be so mean to Rebecca, Richard and Joseph, but I needed to exaggerate their flaws so ppl would know them.
See ya again!
Mr. Chris went acourting and he did ride, uh-huh
Mr. Chris went acourting and he did ride
Knife and Bazooka by his side, uh-huh
He went to Ms. Jilly's house, uh-huh
He went to Ms. Jilly's house,
While he waited for her he was nervous as a mouse, uh-huh
He took Ms. Jilly on his knee, uh-huh
He took Ms. Jilly on his knee,
He asked "Ms. Jilly would you marry me?" Uh-huh
"Without my Uncle Wesker's consent," uh-huh
"Without my Uncle Wesker's consent,
I wouldn't marry the president," uh-huh
Uncle Wesker laughed and shook his sides, uh-huh
Uncle Wesker laughed and shook his sides,
To think that Jill would be a Redfield's bride, uh-huh
Where shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh?
Where shall the wedding supper be,
As far away from Raccoon as can be, uh-huh
What shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh?
What shall the wedding supper be,
Why Cerberus meat smoked in a tree uh-huh
(Jill: Eww...
Chris: Who came up with that?!
Barry: ....)
The first guest came was a fluttering moth, uh-huh
The first guest came was a fluttering moth,
For to cling to Chris like cloth, uh-huh
Moth: Save me! Eeeek! Hunter! Eeek! Help me, sir!
The next came in was a bumblebee, uh-huh
The next came in was a bumblebee,
Wearing a vest that was as yellow as could be, uh-huh
Bumblebee: Jill, use the wedding gifts! Kill it, whatever it is!
The next came in was a little gray flea, uh-huh
The next came in was a little gray flea,
But he runs away from the dogs he sees, uh-huh
Flea: Hey, guys! Come 'ere!....Oh crap.
The next came in was a large old bug, uh-huh
The next came in was a large old bug,
Who didn't do nothing but drink from the jug, uh-huh
Bug: Hic....Jill Sandwichz!
Jill: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
The next came in was a decaying tick, uh-huh
The next came in was a decaying tick,
He ate so much flesh it made him sick, uh-huh
Tick: Errrggg....Hnngggg....*Moan*
The next came in was Dr. Fly, uh-huh
The next came in was Dr. Fly,
He said "Oh my, that Tick has died," uh-huh
Dr. Fly: Nothing to see here...Move along....
Tick: NRRGG! UNNG! :::Eats the good doctor:::
The next came in was a big tomcat, uh-huh
The next came in was a big tomcat,
Looking for her boyfriend and that was that, uh-huh
Cat: I got good aim by playing paintball. Seriously. I did.
Everyone else: .....
The next came in was a giant snake, uh-huh
The next came in was a giant snake,
For to eat all of Richard give or take, uh-huh
The cat chased Jilly up a wall, uh-huh
The cat chased Jilly up a wall,
She did slip and she did fall, uh-huh
Redfield was a widower then, uh-huh
Redfield was a widower then,
He swore he'd never marry again, uh-huh
He ran across a sparkling brook, uh-huh
He ran across a sparkling brook,
When the same big snake took him down his crook, uh-huh
You can leave all this upon the shelf, uh-huh
You may leave all this upon the shelf,
If you want any more you can sing it yourself, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Submit your guesses in you review, if you get it right I'll email you. I didn't mean to be so mean to Rebecca, Richard and Joseph, but I needed to exaggerate their flaws so ppl would know them.
See ya again!
