What he said, what he heard Part 2

Okay first of all I would like to thank lady kaori. She was the very first reviewer on my very first fic. So, thank you very much! This chapter's for you! I was so psyched when I saw her review! So I'm a little crazy, it runs in the family.

Okay second order of business, like the first chapter I don't know what episode this is from. It's like 22 or something. If anyone knows please tell me! Also I only saw the edited version, Cartoon network version. If anyone's wondering I do NOT write yaoi or yuri OR shonen ai, read it sometimes, but don't write it. So don't ask.

Thirdly I've only seen 8 episodes and Endless Waltz. Well I've seen more but I only have 8 handy. Fourthly I can only update on Friday and Saturday (don't ask). Our other computer doesn't have the internet (yet!).

Fifthly does anyone know how to spell Hilde's last name? I spelled it like it sounds, but I know that's wrong. So if you know how to spell it please tell me!

Well I've kept you long enough. On with the show! Oh! Also I don't own Gundam Wing.

The Hilde Incident

What Duo said:

Duo: (is sitting at a table listening to a radio) What? It was them who planted the fears of war in you in the first place.

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Oh, go to hell. You guys are scared and you know it.

What Hilde said:
Hilde: That's not true. The colonies have suffered a history of humiliation, up till now. We aren't afraid of any battles that will allow the colonies to pick themselves up.

What Duo heard:

Hilde: That's not true! No one's scared. The colonies have been humiliated enough. We're fighting to help them. We'll probably die in the process. But we're not afraid.

What Duo said:

Duo: Who are you?

What Hilde heard:
Duo: What a babe! What's your name?

What Hilde said:

Hilde: My name is Hilde Shpiker. I volunteered my services from this colony.  

What Duo heard:
Hilde: My name is Hilde can't pronounce my last name. I work for OZ.

What Duo said:
Duo: Oh I get it; you're an OZ soldier. 

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Oh dear God not another one!

What Hilde said:
Hilde: It's easy for anyone to criticize. The work of the colony students speaks for itself. Our volunteer work at the Lunar plant best reflects our faith in OZ. Keep that in mind.

What Duo heard:

Hilde: Make fun all you want. The colony students are doing their best. But I think that we're doing a great job. We have faith in OZ. If you don't approve, then stick your head in a bucket of ice.

What Duo said:

Duo: Wow. Is that so? Then maybe I should apply as well.

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Give me a break. But maybe I should apply just to see if you guys are really as good as you say you are.

What Hilde said:
Hilde: (hands Duo a paper) (Duo hmms) the next military exam is in one week. Hey! Why don't you give it a try if you like.

What Duo heard:

Hilde: (hands Duo a paper) (Duo hmms) drop by in a week. That's when the exam is. It's pretty tough, but I think you'll pass.

Duo: (Hilde walks away) (Duo chuckles) Count on it baby, I'll be there.

In a docking bay at the colony, Hilde is talking with a soldier. Duo is at a checkpoint. He has a duffle bag with him.

What Duo said:
Duo: Here you go sir. (Hands him a paper) (Soldier looks at it then at Duo) Oookaay. Have a nice day. (Duo takes it back and walks away)

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Here's my ultra cool application. (hands him a paper) (soldier looks at it then at Duo) Oookaay. Later dude. (Duo takes it back and walks away)

What Hilde said:
Hilde: Hey you! Stop right there! I know you!

What Duo heard:
Hilde: Hey! Braided boy stop! Oh God! Not you!

What Duo said:
Duo: What is it? Did you want something?

What Hilde heard:
Duo: What? Couldn't leave without a goodbye kiss?

What Hilde said:
Hilde: I told you that new volunteers are to apply next week. I want you to let me look at that application.

What Duo heard:
Hilde: I told you to drop by next week. Was that too late? I think that application's fake. Let me see it.

What Duo said:
Duo: Oh this. It's all filled out. But it's a fake! (he throws the bag at Hilde)

What Hilde heard:
Duo: You mean this? I filled it out. But it's a fake! (he throws the bag at Hilde)

The bag whizzes past Hilde. She falls to the floor.

What Hilde said:
Hilde: Uhn! You scum!

What Duo heard:
Hilde: Uhn! You ass!

What Duo said:
Duo: (he jumps up) Comin' in! (hits an OZ soldier near a mobile suit) Gagh!

What Hilde heard:

Duo: (he jumps up) Aaaaiiiiiiii!!!!!! (hits an OZ soldier near a mobile suit) Ugh!

The OZ soldier floats out with just his underclothes on.

OZ soldier: He's takin' the Leo! After him!

Hilde gasps.

Mahahahahah! What will happen next?! Stay tuned to find out! Please R&R! The first reviewer of this chapter gets chapter 3 dedicated to them! Reviews will be celebrated and flames will be considered then used to roast marshmallows for my sisters and to heat my cold care tea. (I hate being sick #__#) Oh yeah! I'd like to thank my muses, Jenny, Vixy, and Chibi scythe-wielding bat Duo. You guys are the best!