The Hilde Incident Part 2

Okay this chapter is dedicated to Nikoyro Kaoru, the first reviewer of chapter 2. I hope everyone likes this. Sorry about not getting it up sooner. I don't own Gundam Wing. Just my crazy muses.

Chibi scythe wielding bat Duo: What do you mean crazy?!! I am not crazy! I'm shinigami!! (Swings scythe above head) Mahahahha!! 

VJ: I rest my case.

Jenny: On with the show!

What Duo said:

Duo: (is inside a mobile suit) Everyone stay calm! I don't wanna start firing this thing inside the colony! (Backs out)

What Hilde heard:

Duo: (is inside a mobile suit) Stop running around like idiots! I don't wanna shoot. But if I have to, I have to! (Backs out)

What Hilde said:

Hilde: You won't get away! (Jumps up)

What Duo heard:

Hilde: Hey! You didn't give me a good-bye kiss! (Jumps up)

What Duo said:

Duo: (flies out of the colony) My ultimate goal is to destroy the Lunar plant. But it's just to far away from here. (Someone shoots at him) Hmm?

What Hilde heard:

Duo: (flies out of the colony) I've gotta blow up some stuff on the moon. But I could get my ass shot down on the way. (Someone shoots at him) What the?!

What Hilde said:

Hilde: Stop right there! (Flies towards Duo still shooting)

What Duo heard:

Hilde: What do you think you're doing?! (Flies towards Duo still shooting)

What Duo said:

Duo: It's her again. Mmmm. (stats shooting at her)

What Hilde heard:

Duo: What? Not again. Grrr. (stats shooting at her)

What Hilde said:

Hilde: (dodging Duo's fire) If you choose to retaliate, I'll have to destroy you!

What Duo heard:

Hilde: (dodging Duo's fire) Surrender before I blow you outta the sky!

What Duo said:

Duo: warning shots are meaningless from those who've never even battled!

What Hilde heard:

Duo: I'm the God of Death! You'll never destroy me!! Mahahahahaha!!!!!!

What Hilde said:

Hilde: This one's for the peace of the colony!

What Duo heard:

Hilde: Here's one for peace, you weirdo!

What Duo said:

Duo: Hmmm. Hang on a second here. I'm fighting for the peace of the colony as well.

What Hilde heard:

Duo: What?! I'm not a weirdo, you are! And Hey! I'm fighting for peace too!

What Hilde said:

Hilde: (shoots and hits Duo) Got 'em.

What Duo heard:

Hilde: (shoots and hits Duo) Sweet!

OZ ship flies out of the colony.

OZ soldier: We'll move in until it's within range.

They lock onto Duo.

OZ commander: Good! Fire!

OZ soldier: Sir!

What Duo said:

Duo: Hey! We're both fighting for the colonies, right? Well then how is it we've become enemies?

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Wait! We're both fighting for peace, right? So lets stop fighting and go on a date.

What Hilde said:

Hilde: Pleading for your life! (Hits Duo with mobile suit fist then the other one)

What Duo heard:

Hilde: Get a life! (Hits Duo with mobile suit fist then the other one)

What Duo said:

Duo: I'm tellin' ya you and I aren't enemies!

What Hilde heard:

Duo: Come on! You know you like me!

What Hilde said:

Hilde: I volunteered and I pledge my loyalty. I'm prepared to die at any time.

What Duo heard:

Hilde: I'm an OZ soldier. I don't go on dates with weirdoes who blow crap up. 

What Duo said:

Duo: You're so intense it makes me sick!

What Hilde heard:

Duo: That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!

OZ ship starts shooting.

What Duo said:

Duo: Hmm? Get outta here! (Gets hit) Gahh! (Continues to get hit) Unnn… (The OZ ship continues to fire)

What Hilde heard:

Duo: The hell? Move it! (Gets hit) Aaaiiiii! (Continues to get hit) Ooww… (The OZ ship continues to fire)

VJ: Well that's the end of that chapter. I hope it made everyone happy.

CSWB Duo: You couldn't make Relena happy!

Jenny: -_-;

Vixy: -_-;

CSWB Duo: =p

VJ: sick 'em Jenny!

CSWB Duo: O.O   

Jenny: Die!!!!! (Leaps at CSWB Duo)

CSWB Duo: Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! (Runs like hell)

VJ: Also check out my bio if you want to know why I couldn't post this sooner.

Vixy: Till next time! Please review!