Disclaimer: For all you know I AM Miyamoto, so stop asking stupid questions, kiss my ass, and read my fic. NOW!
How, you may ask, does one find oneself in the predicament of writing a Super Smash Bros. (Known in some circles as the Wonderful Violent Breakage Bros.) FanFiction?
Quite Simply.
You see, of all the fanfic I've read, the only good ones have been SSB (WVBB).
Being an optimist, I figured what the hell.
So, here goes.. something.. we're still trying to figure out what exactly, but well...
Oh, did I mention it's an epic limerick, too?
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Needing a victim for his flame-rape routine
Captain looked left, right, and in between
He flaunted
He taunted,
But alas, there were no moves to be seen.
Minding a business that was all her own
Princess Peach thought she was alone
With a great mighty grasp
And a great mighty gasp
Peach flew flaming from her throne.
Captain felt regenerated
Now that Peachie was incinerated
He sang and danced
and outward-pranced
To find someone new to be degenerated
And whom should he stumble across but Ness
Using PK thunder to whip himself in the ass
Cap was glad to help
With a YES and a yelp
Captain Falcon made his pass
Hurrying on to his next event
He decided this was time well spent
"But why be so slow
I'm up for a trio!"
He fantisized without repent.
And, who'da thunk it - Kirby and Link!
Standing together, Cap didn't even think.
He grabbed them both
He cried "YES!"; his oath
And turned strutted off in a girly slink.
And Captain, my Captain, was now tuckered out.
To his uh.. training, he was devout
But now he was in bed
Resting his pretty head
And dreaming of what tomorrow would be about.
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If you've read Feija (WHICH YOU SHOULD!) You are accustomed to poor widdle Cappie being made fun of.
Well, I had to start somewhere. Perhaps my next attempt will be farther from Plagerism.
I don't promise anything.
How, you may ask, does one find oneself in the predicament of writing a Super Smash Bros. (Known in some circles as the Wonderful Violent Breakage Bros.) FanFiction?
Quite Simply.
You see, of all the fanfic I've read, the only good ones have been SSB (WVBB).
Being an optimist, I figured what the hell.
So, here goes.. something.. we're still trying to figure out what exactly, but well...
Oh, did I mention it's an epic limerick, too?
-----------------------------------------------------------
Needing a victim for his flame-rape routine
Captain looked left, right, and in between
He flaunted
He taunted,
But alas, there were no moves to be seen.
Minding a business that was all her own
Princess Peach thought she was alone
With a great mighty grasp
And a great mighty gasp
Peach flew flaming from her throne.
Captain felt regenerated
Now that Peachie was incinerated
He sang and danced
and outward-pranced
To find someone new to be degenerated
And whom should he stumble across but Ness
Using PK thunder to whip himself in the ass
Cap was glad to help
With a YES and a yelp
Captain Falcon made his pass
Hurrying on to his next event
He decided this was time well spent
"But why be so slow
I'm up for a trio!"
He fantisized without repent.
And, who'da thunk it - Kirby and Link!
Standing together, Cap didn't even think.
He grabbed them both
He cried "YES!"; his oath
And turned strutted off in a girly slink.
And Captain, my Captain, was now tuckered out.
To his uh.. training, he was devout
But now he was in bed
Resting his pretty head
And dreaming of what tomorrow would be about.
-------------------------------------------------
If you've read Feija (WHICH YOU SHOULD!) You are accustomed to poor widdle Cappie being made fun of.
Well, I had to start somewhere. Perhaps my next attempt will be farther from Plagerism.
I don't promise anything.
