The Middle
*Some time Later in Hogsmead*
Lucius: Join the dark side! Its uber kewl!
Sevvy: 'kay!
Dark Mysterious guy: *Foreshadowing what's to come!* Mmmmm! A yummy pale boi with cash and a serious lack self-confidence! Good work Lucy!
Lucius: No prob!
Dark Mysterious guy: So just sign your name right here and your eternal soul will belong to us!
Sevvy: 'kay!
*Even later*
Evil dude: You swear to do whatever well tall ya in exchange for really cool black robes and a snazzy white mask? Sev and Luc: Yep!
Evil dude: *Points to a cute little family* Slice and dice!
Sevvy: Oooooooo. Time for repayment! *
Scared Boy: Squeak!
Sevvy: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWER! THE POWER! OH YEAH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *Blood, Gore*
Scared Boy: *Die*
Audience: ...
Death Eaters: ...*Hurl*
Sevvy: WIMPS! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: Bravo! Our new pasty angst boy has spunk!
Sevvy: Spunk...? ...
*Present*
Sevvy: *Angst!* Damn, I was a sick looser.
*Later*
Lucius: Now Sev, there is just something about your scrawny, pale, goth boi- ness that is just so nummy!
Sevvy: Tell me about it..
*Later*
Voldie: Here Sevvy Sevvy Sevvy!
Sevvy: Yep?
Voldie: Tell me 'bout yourself.
Sevvy: Well... I like long walks on the beach, curling up in the dungeons with a good book, potion fumes, kittens, chocola-
Voldie: Way to much info. Uhm. How bout you tell me what makes you so gosh darn hot?
Sevvy: Well then. I am tall, scrawny, pale, angsty, uhm, had long black, eye covering hair.. Uhm, was abused as a child and am looking for a place to fit in.. (*Sob*) Did I mention I look good in fishnets and leather?
Voldie: *Drool*
Author: *Drool*
Sevvy: *Blink* Wait a sec-
Voldie: *Glomp*
Sevvy: Ohhh Voldie.. Ohh YES! YES! There we go.. Voldie, oh yeah!
Voldie: I just cant get enough of your cute little pale self! Oh Sevvy!
Sevvy: Did I mention I like bondage...?
Voldie: *Tackle*
*One big Orgy later*
Sevvy: *Grumble*
Author: There is just no pleasing you, is there Sev? I mean first you get banged the living day lights out of ya by Lucius (Ok, I know it was against your will, but c'mon, don't tell us ya didn't like it), then you and Voldie (who still looks like Tom Riddle might I add) got something going, not to mention the throng of fangirls waiting outside Hogwart's walls for you to just step your little glompable self outside.
Sevvy: *Grumble*
Author: Be that way. *Wink Wink*
Sevvy: *Twitches and walks into the main hall*
Sirius: Sev, ole buddy, ole pal!
Sevvy: *Glare*
Sirius: Hey, James wants to meet you under the whomping willow, if you catch my drift.
Sevvy: UHG! I am sick of this. What if I don't go?
Sirius: You will. *Wink Wink*
Sevvy: *Mutters*
*Later that night*
Remus: Arrrwwooooooooo! Woof Woof! Howl!
Sevvy: AHHHHH WHEREWOLF! YAY! I GET TO DIE AND LEAVE THIS HELL HOLD! SEE YA'S SUCKERS! Wait. I don't really want to die, do I?
Sirius: *Snicker*
Peter: I'll save you!
Sevvy: Damn.
Vampire!Sevvy: Hahah! Told ya you couldn't even get yourself killed. Wimp.
Sevvy: Shuddup.
*Over the next 3 years*
Lucius: Eh. I sleep around. Not much happens.
Sevvy: I become Voldie's personal sex toy.
Voldie: I rule! Booyeah!
Sevvy: ...
Voldie: Hey, Sev, wanna make me an immortality potion?
Sevvy: Not really..
Voldie: To bad, make one anyways.
Sevvy: 'kay.
Lucius: Did I mention I sleep around?
Dumbledor: I know what you're up to Sev. Unprotected sex is dangerous, you know.
Sevvy: I'm trying to kill myself, remember?
Dumbledor: Oh yeah. Ok. Well stop by if ya needa chat!
Sevvy: Okies. Toodles! Hahah! SEE YA HOGWARTS!
*While later*
Voldie: Time to try the potion!
Sevvy: Uhm..
Voldie: AHHHH!!!! IM BALDING AHHHHH! SPASM! AH!!! OH SHIT! AHHHH! *Die*
Sevvy: Damn. I killed the Dark Lord.
*Even later*
Voldie: Hey, Sev. Its all good, shit happens!
Sevvy: Uhmm, thanks...?
Voldie: *Insane cackle!* Its all THEIR FAULT! MUAHAHA
Sevvy: Who's fault?
Voldie: THE EVIL CLOWNS!!!
Sevvy: M'lord...?
Voldie: Uh, my bad.. Uhm, the death eaters.. Right. Um YEAH! It was THEIR fault.
Sevvy: ...
*Couple Days Later*
Lucius: Where ya been, boy?
Sevvy: With the Dark Lord. Duh. Its not like I have a social life.
Lucius: *Glare*
Sevvy: Uhm, he requested me?
Lucius: *Slap* You're MY property, bitch!
Sevvy: Oh yeah. Damn.
*Even Later*
Sevvy: I got nothing left. Life sucks. See yas peeps! Time to visit Big-D!
Dumbledore: Can't help ya kid. You screwed up big time.
Sevvy: WTF?
*In steps Minister of Magic and more Catholic undertones*
MM: We'll give ya 30 pieces of silver and a free criminal record for Voldie.
Dumbledore: Don't be a wimp.
Sevvy: Uhm yeah.. Sure thing.
*One random night*
Voldie: Wee! I rock.
Sevvy: *Smootch*
Voldie: WTF? I was the one dude who loved you for your sad pathetic self and not your hot scrawny body!
Sevvy: Oh yeah. Fuck.
MM Dudes: TO LATE L00z3Rz! DIEEEE SUCKERZ! *Twang, Zap, Pang*
Lucius: Hey Cutie..
Sevvy: Me?
Lucius: *WInk* Yep! *Pop*
*In Luc-cie's rooms*
Lucius: I still love ya..
Sevvy: Fuck off.
Lucius: WHAT? I always get what I want muh Sev-Boi. *Wink*
Sevvy: *SLICE AND DICE* BLOOOOOOOD! MUAHAHAHAHA! Take that Luce. NANANANANANANAANANA!
Lucius: Oooo Sevvy, you've seemed to have suddenly developed balls.. Hrmm.. *Wink*
Sevvy: Do you EVER give up?
Lucius: No.
Sevvy: Oh, ok, just checking.
Lucius: Sure. Close the door on your way out.
Sevvy: Yep.
*Some time Later in Hogsmead*
Lucius: Join the dark side! Its uber kewl!
Sevvy: 'kay!
Dark Mysterious guy: *Foreshadowing what's to come!* Mmmmm! A yummy pale boi with cash and a serious lack self-confidence! Good work Lucy!
Lucius: No prob!
Dark Mysterious guy: So just sign your name right here and your eternal soul will belong to us!
Sevvy: 'kay!
*Even later*
Evil dude: You swear to do whatever well tall ya in exchange for really cool black robes and a snazzy white mask? Sev and Luc: Yep!
Evil dude: *Points to a cute little family* Slice and dice!
Sevvy: Oooooooo. Time for repayment! *
Scared Boy: Squeak!
Sevvy: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWER! THE POWER! OH YEAH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *Blood, Gore*
Scared Boy: *Die*
Audience: ...
Death Eaters: ...*Hurl*
Sevvy: WIMPS! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: Bravo! Our new pasty angst boy has spunk!
Sevvy: Spunk...? ...
*Present*
Sevvy: *Angst!* Damn, I was a sick looser.
*Later*
Lucius: Now Sev, there is just something about your scrawny, pale, goth boi- ness that is just so nummy!
Sevvy: Tell me about it..
*Later*
Voldie: Here Sevvy Sevvy Sevvy!
Sevvy: Yep?
Voldie: Tell me 'bout yourself.
Sevvy: Well... I like long walks on the beach, curling up in the dungeons with a good book, potion fumes, kittens, chocola-
Voldie: Way to much info. Uhm. How bout you tell me what makes you so gosh darn hot?
Sevvy: Well then. I am tall, scrawny, pale, angsty, uhm, had long black, eye covering hair.. Uhm, was abused as a child and am looking for a place to fit in.. (*Sob*) Did I mention I look good in fishnets and leather?
Voldie: *Drool*
Author: *Drool*
Sevvy: *Blink* Wait a sec-
Voldie: *Glomp*
Sevvy: Ohhh Voldie.. Ohh YES! YES! There we go.. Voldie, oh yeah!
Voldie: I just cant get enough of your cute little pale self! Oh Sevvy!
Sevvy: Did I mention I like bondage...?
Voldie: *Tackle*
*One big Orgy later*
Sevvy: *Grumble*
Author: There is just no pleasing you, is there Sev? I mean first you get banged the living day lights out of ya by Lucius (Ok, I know it was against your will, but c'mon, don't tell us ya didn't like it), then you and Voldie (who still looks like Tom Riddle might I add) got something going, not to mention the throng of fangirls waiting outside Hogwart's walls for you to just step your little glompable self outside.
Sevvy: *Grumble*
Author: Be that way. *Wink Wink*
Sevvy: *Twitches and walks into the main hall*
Sirius: Sev, ole buddy, ole pal!
Sevvy: *Glare*
Sirius: Hey, James wants to meet you under the whomping willow, if you catch my drift.
Sevvy: UHG! I am sick of this. What if I don't go?
Sirius: You will. *Wink Wink*
Sevvy: *Mutters*
*Later that night*
Remus: Arrrwwooooooooo! Woof Woof! Howl!
Sevvy: AHHHHH WHEREWOLF! YAY! I GET TO DIE AND LEAVE THIS HELL HOLD! SEE YA'S SUCKERS! Wait. I don't really want to die, do I?
Sirius: *Snicker*
Peter: I'll save you!
Sevvy: Damn.
Vampire!Sevvy: Hahah! Told ya you couldn't even get yourself killed. Wimp.
Sevvy: Shuddup.
*Over the next 3 years*
Lucius: Eh. I sleep around. Not much happens.
Sevvy: I become Voldie's personal sex toy.
Voldie: I rule! Booyeah!
Sevvy: ...
Voldie: Hey, Sev, wanna make me an immortality potion?
Sevvy: Not really..
Voldie: To bad, make one anyways.
Sevvy: 'kay.
Lucius: Did I mention I sleep around?
Dumbledor: I know what you're up to Sev. Unprotected sex is dangerous, you know.
Sevvy: I'm trying to kill myself, remember?
Dumbledor: Oh yeah. Ok. Well stop by if ya needa chat!
Sevvy: Okies. Toodles! Hahah! SEE YA HOGWARTS!
*While later*
Voldie: Time to try the potion!
Sevvy: Uhm..
Voldie: AHHHH!!!! IM BALDING AHHHHH! SPASM! AH!!! OH SHIT! AHHHH! *Die*
Sevvy: Damn. I killed the Dark Lord.
*Even later*
Voldie: Hey, Sev. Its all good, shit happens!
Sevvy: Uhmm, thanks...?
Voldie: *Insane cackle!* Its all THEIR FAULT! MUAHAHA
Sevvy: Who's fault?
Voldie: THE EVIL CLOWNS!!!
Sevvy: M'lord...?
Voldie: Uh, my bad.. Uhm, the death eaters.. Right. Um YEAH! It was THEIR fault.
Sevvy: ...
*Couple Days Later*
Lucius: Where ya been, boy?
Sevvy: With the Dark Lord. Duh. Its not like I have a social life.
Lucius: *Glare*
Sevvy: Uhm, he requested me?
Lucius: *Slap* You're MY property, bitch!
Sevvy: Oh yeah. Damn.
*Even Later*
Sevvy: I got nothing left. Life sucks. See yas peeps! Time to visit Big-D!
Dumbledore: Can't help ya kid. You screwed up big time.
Sevvy: WTF?
*In steps Minister of Magic and more Catholic undertones*
MM: We'll give ya 30 pieces of silver and a free criminal record for Voldie.
Dumbledore: Don't be a wimp.
Sevvy: Uhm yeah.. Sure thing.
*One random night*
Voldie: Wee! I rock.
Sevvy: *Smootch*
Voldie: WTF? I was the one dude who loved you for your sad pathetic self and not your hot scrawny body!
Sevvy: Oh yeah. Fuck.
MM Dudes: TO LATE L00z3Rz! DIEEEE SUCKERZ! *Twang, Zap, Pang*
Lucius: Hey Cutie..
Sevvy: Me?
Lucius: *WInk* Yep! *Pop*
*In Luc-cie's rooms*
Lucius: I still love ya..
Sevvy: Fuck off.
Lucius: WHAT? I always get what I want muh Sev-Boi. *Wink*
Sevvy: *SLICE AND DICE* BLOOOOOOOD! MUAHAHAHAHA! Take that Luce. NANANANANANANAANANA!
Lucius: Oooo Sevvy, you've seemed to have suddenly developed balls.. Hrmm.. *Wink*
Sevvy: Do you EVER give up?
Lucius: No.
Sevvy: Oh, ok, just checking.
Lucius: Sure. Close the door on your way out.
Sevvy: Yep.
