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*Hogwarts*
Sevvy: I CANT TAKE EVERYONE HITTING ON ME DAMN IT! Uhhhhhh. I mean. I CANT TAKE THIS KILLING, RAPING, EVIL DARK LORDS GONE NUTSO, PHYSCOTIC BLONDES, AND GENERAL AGNST ANYMORE!
Vampire!Sev: Trying again, are we?
Sevvy: *Glare* Elysium, here we come! *Hangs himself*
Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Sob*
Mark: Cliffhanger! HAHAHAHA!
Sevvy: Damn. I'm not dead.
Dumbledore: Course not, you're far too hot, uhm, I mean important to die.
Vampire!Sev: HAHAH
Everyone: Shut up!
Vampire!Sev: Shutting up.
Dumbledor: Look at it this way. You get to be a spy and feel like you're doing penance or whatever. Plus, you get this humble abode down in these nice cozy dungeons.
Sevvy: Sounds good.
*Later*
Sevvy (in tight leather pants and shirtless, chained to the floor): AHHHHHH! NO MORE WHIPPINGS! AHHHH! *Sob*
Voldie: Enough.
Sevvy: W00t!
Voldie: You hurt my Sev, know that? Promise you wont do it again, kay?
Sevvy: Sure.
Voldie: Wee.
*Present day*
Sevvy: So yeah. I spied on peeps. It was cool. I saved some people, lost some others. It about evens out.
Vampire!Sev: Oh give me a break! You still cry yourself to sleep everynight.
Sevvy: ... *Sob*
*Dark Lord's Crib*
Voldie: Were gonna kill the Potters.
Sevvy: Uhm, that's phat yo.. Uhm, lemme go get some special potion back at Hogwarts. Right...
Voldie: Sure thang, hun. *Snicker*
Sevvy: *Writes note to D. There Gonna Get James and Co, gotta run. Peace out.*
Voldie: MUAHAH! I know what your wroteeeee.
*Godrics Hollow*
James: AHHHHH! *Dead*
Lilly: Ahhhhhhh! *Dead*
Harry: Mummy.?
(Author: All with me now, awwwwww)
Sevvy: NOOOOO!
Voldie: *Die/Spasm/Go bye bye*
Sevvy: Nooooo! Wait. Yay.? *Black out*
*At Hogwarts some years later, after Harry's sorting*
Sevvy: WINNEEEEEEE! WEEE! *Hiccup*
House Elf: Eeeep. Yes'sir..
Sevvy: Woe me. Woe Lucius. Woe Voldie. Woe James. Ah Shit. Life sucks. Can't cry. Can't kill myself. Can't kill others. Fuck, I can't even go screw Lucius any more. Fuck Pettigrew, and Fuck Sirius; the mad bastard. Then again, maybe I shouldn't be talking. After all, I am talking to myself. Tehe. *Hiccup* Maybe I should have stayed at Mungos. Aw, fuck that, too.
Dumbledore: What the fuck is your problem now Sev?
Sevvy: *Hiccup* I shoulda DIEDDDDDD! Not to mention the fucking obscenities that are happening in this story.
Vampire!Sev: No shit Sherlock.
Sevvy: *Scowl*
Dumbledore: Shit happens. How bout this? You protect Harry and be your usual happy self, then you die?
Sevvy: Sounds good.
*Hogwarts*
Sevvy: I CANT TAKE EVERYONE HITTING ON ME DAMN IT! Uhhhhhh. I mean. I CANT TAKE THIS KILLING, RAPING, EVIL DARK LORDS GONE NUTSO, PHYSCOTIC BLONDES, AND GENERAL AGNST ANYMORE!
Vampire!Sev: Trying again, are we?
Sevvy: *Glare* Elysium, here we come! *Hangs himself*
Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Sob*
Mark: Cliffhanger! HAHAHAHA!
Sevvy: Damn. I'm not dead.
Dumbledore: Course not, you're far too hot, uhm, I mean important to die.
Vampire!Sev: HAHAH
Everyone: Shut up!
Vampire!Sev: Shutting up.
Dumbledor: Look at it this way. You get to be a spy and feel like you're doing penance or whatever. Plus, you get this humble abode down in these nice cozy dungeons.
Sevvy: Sounds good.
*Later*
Sevvy (in tight leather pants and shirtless, chained to the floor): AHHHHHH! NO MORE WHIPPINGS! AHHHH! *Sob*
Voldie: Enough.
Sevvy: W00t!
Voldie: You hurt my Sev, know that? Promise you wont do it again, kay?
Sevvy: Sure.
Voldie: Wee.
*Present day*
Sevvy: So yeah. I spied on peeps. It was cool. I saved some people, lost some others. It about evens out.
Vampire!Sev: Oh give me a break! You still cry yourself to sleep everynight.
Sevvy: ... *Sob*
*Dark Lord's Crib*
Voldie: Were gonna kill the Potters.
Sevvy: Uhm, that's phat yo.. Uhm, lemme go get some special potion back at Hogwarts. Right...
Voldie: Sure thang, hun. *Snicker*
Sevvy: *Writes note to D. There Gonna Get James and Co, gotta run. Peace out.*
Voldie: MUAHAH! I know what your wroteeeee.
*Godrics Hollow*
James: AHHHHH! *Dead*
Lilly: Ahhhhhhh! *Dead*
Harry: Mummy.?
(Author: All with me now, awwwwww)
Sevvy: NOOOOO!
Voldie: *Die/Spasm/Go bye bye*
Sevvy: Nooooo! Wait. Yay.? *Black out*
*At Hogwarts some years later, after Harry's sorting*
Sevvy: WINNEEEEEEE! WEEE! *Hiccup*
House Elf: Eeeep. Yes'sir..
Sevvy: Woe me. Woe Lucius. Woe Voldie. Woe James. Ah Shit. Life sucks. Can't cry. Can't kill myself. Can't kill others. Fuck, I can't even go screw Lucius any more. Fuck Pettigrew, and Fuck Sirius; the mad bastard. Then again, maybe I shouldn't be talking. After all, I am talking to myself. Tehe. *Hiccup* Maybe I should have stayed at Mungos. Aw, fuck that, too.
Dumbledore: What the fuck is your problem now Sev?
Sevvy: *Hiccup* I shoulda DIEDDDDDD! Not to mention the fucking obscenities that are happening in this story.
Vampire!Sev: No shit Sherlock.
Sevvy: *Scowl*
Dumbledore: Shit happens. How bout this? You protect Harry and be your usual happy self, then you die?
Sevvy: Sounds good.
