Couple: James/Snape
Plot Device: Magical Sex-enhancing device
Personality: Disgustingly-nice!James
Right now, I'm glaring at that stupid Potter. The boy is so disgustingly nice! Ugh. And a muggle lover, too. If he had a son, he'd probably name the poor sod something boring, like… like HARRY or something.
Anyway, I don't know what I've done to deserve this. Well, actually- no, stop there. Such thoughts are beneath me, for =I= am a SLYTHERIN! AHAHAHAH! Er… Ahem.
Bloody James has been hanging around me all afternoon, being- you guessed it- disgustingly nice. Said his friends were jumping each other's bones. Hah! A likely story! Then again- Remus and Sirius do act kind of odd together. Whichever way, when questioned about rat-boy, he looked decidedly uncomfortable and made some comment about hanging from trees and gently swaying in the breeze. Weird. Don't think I wanna know, this time. But maybe, just maybe, there is hope for this git after all. Join the dark side, Potter… or not. He's being disgustingly nice again. Babbling on, as if I really care about what he's talking about-
WHAT?! Fuck, I really spat my drink out. Did James does say what I thought he did? He looks amused. Bastard- maybe he's not so bad after all. He DID just say he wanted to try out his Magical Sex Enhancing Device with me. Intriguing. Oh, hell, why not?
And that, my friends, is why I jumped James Potter.
