Couple: Sirius/Peter (Ew. Rat-boy)

Plot Device: Sexy Dream

Personality: Neko! Sirius (I completely forgot about that bit ^ ^;)

Peter is whimpering in his sleep, wrinkling his nose and pawing at the air like a little rat. Which, I guess, he is in a way. Now he's started moaning. Oh god. That can mean only one of two things- a nightmare, or… yes. Well. Or maybe it can mean both? Ew, wrong!

I know it's mean, Peter's our friend and all, but I really hope he is having a nightmare. The thought of anything else is… squicky. And unfortunately for ME and all my hopes of getting any sleep for the year, he REALLY does not look scared. No I too am whimpering, but out of fear. Should I wake him? He'd kill me, sure, but I think I'm going to have to, to save what little is left of my dubious sanity. Aw, hell. I knew I should have written a will.

"And I, Sirius Black, leave all my porn to Remus-" Hee! The look on his face if that ever happened! Especially when he noticed that they're all guys. Ehehehe! So I'm a lech- it's normal, healthy, teenage boy hormones. Which brings me back to Peter. Ew.

 That's it, I am SO waking him! I don't care if he kills me; this torture is worth than death! Hmm, I sound braver than I feel. Now, time for OPERATION: Wake Peter to commence! Bet you're all surprised I know such big words, huh? Well, I hang around sexy smart Remus, wonderboy James and damn clever Lily, so hah, HAH I TELL YOU! Oh. And Peter, of course.

 So forwards to wake him I go- Oh, NO, he's started panting my name! GROSS. I am SO scarred for life now. But stupidly, I go ahead.

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear GODS no! He's trying to kiss me in his sleep! Peter germs!

I am not ashamed to say that I shrieked like a little girl and ran around the room wailing about unimaginable horrors. Not surprisingly, I woke Remus. (James and Peter could sleep through the apocalypse) I lay shivering in his arms for awhile, then jumped his bones. Thank god Peter slept on, is all =I= can say.

I am now considering whether or not the result was worth the initial trauma. Looking over at Peter, I shudder. No, nothing is worth that. I can find OTHER reasons to jump super sexy Remus, thanks all the same.