DigiKenshin

Hello, I'm Kida! This is my very first fan fic on Fanfiction.net and I'm not usally good at these things. I don't know much about Kenshin but I'm still learning! Anyways... Hope you enjoy the fan fic!

Chapter 1 THAT'S MY BEEF STEW!!!

One peaceful day when Miss Tai made beef stew for Kenshin and Sano, they were silently enjoying their stew when they needed to use the washroom and when they came back they were up for a big surprise...

Sano: Ummm... Kenshin: Isn't that where we were sitting? Sano: Yup! Kenshin: Are they eating our beef stew? Sano: Yup!

Kenshin was mad but was holding his anger in by thinking that maybe there was still some beef stew left and walked up to a guy with long blue hair and glasses with strange clothes and a strange looking... Thing!

Kenshin: Excuse me but... This is MY stew! Gomamon: Ours now! Kenshin: That may be yours but I want mine back now... You see... I'm really hungrey and beef stew is my favorite so if you don't mind... Joe: I'm sorry... I was busy eating all this stew... Did you say something? Kenshin: You... Ate... All... OF... MY... SSSTTEEEEWWW! Gomamon= Yeah!

Kenshin was mad... Wait... He wasn't mad... HE WAS PISSED! DUDE, YOU CAN SEE FIRE IN HIS EYES! He absolutly lost his mind and drew his sword and was about to kill Joe when Gomamon jumped in front of him...

Joe: GOMAMON, NNNNOOOOOO! Gomamon= JOE! GOMAMON DIGIVOLVES TO...

At that moment Kenshin sliced Gomamon in half and green blood went all over the place. At that same moment Miss Tai walked in as well as Tai from digimon.

Joe: GOMAMON! DON'T DIE ON ME... Wait... is this his face or ass? Sano: That's his ass! Joe: Oh... Then it must be this half... OH GOMAMON... WHY... WWWWHHHHYYYYYY! Sano: What I'm wondering is how come his blood is green? Kenshin: Don't know... I'm still trying to figure out what it is! Miss Tai: Hello Kenshin... Uhhh... What happened here? Kenshin: HE ATE MY BEEF STEW! Tai: Your Kenshin... Hi... I'm Taichi Kamiya! My friends call me Tai! Over there in the green puddle of blood is my buddy Joe... And I see you already met Gomamon! Kenshin: So... Where are we going with this conversation? Miss Tai: Kenshin... I'M MARRYING TAI!

At that moment Kenshins jaw dropped while he had a quick glasps at the future where he see's Miss Tai serving him FISH! FISH! FFIIISSSHHHH! And on that same day she gives Tai his beef stew so Kenshin made it his mission to stop this wedding for the sake of his beef stew.

Miss Tai: Kenshin... Are you... Ok? Kenshin: Yes but I... Tai: GREAT! YOUR MY BEST MAN! Sano: He's your what? Miss Tai: Your making him your what? Tai: I'm making Kenshin my best man! Kenshin: But I think... Tai: ... That you'll love me... Well... I'm flattered! See 'ya later while were planning the party... And the bachular party!

At that moment when Tai and Miss Tai left he started brainstorming a bunch of ideas of different "Accidents" that could happen while Tai's at the bachular party that would kill him but Kenshin's never been at a wedding before... What is there to plan? Theirs food, people kissing and getting drunk, what is there to know? Well... If you want to know what happens next you'll have to wait for the next chapter labeled Chapter 2: WHAT IS THERE TO PLAN?

So... What do you think? Ok... So I forgot to warn digimon lovers about this but if you REALLY like digimon, I swear, do NOT read past this point or you'll get pissed! So what do you think? Good, bad, weird, pointless? Whatever you have to say, I'll listen!