DigiKenshin

Hello, I'm Kida! I'm sorry if I may have affended you digimon lovers at any cost but you gotta admit... It is pretty funny... Isn't it... *Silence*... Ummm... Why don't we go on to the next chapter, sha'll we?

Chapter 2 WHAT IS THERE TO PLAN??

The next day Kenshin woke up thinking that it was all a nightmare, I mean, somebody ate his beef stew! Anyways... He woke up thinking it was alright, it was only a dream until he opened his eyes to a huge surprise...

Kenshin: AAAAAA!

Tai: Good morning! Miss Tai didn't tell me you were a screamer?

Kenshin: I'm not! At first I thought were some kind of monster that won't die but... I guess it was the hair that gave me that idea.

Tai: Such a kidder... OK EVERYONE, YOU MAY COME IN NOW!

Kenshin: Who exactly is everyone?

At that moment all of the digidestines walked in including their digimon along with Miss Tai.

Everyone: GOOD MORNING!

Kenshin: What makes it so good... I swear if you take one more step near me then I well...

Miss Tai: KENSHIN! BEHAVE!

Kenshin: Yes Miss Tai.

Miss Tai: Now... Lets start planning!

Kenshin: What is there to plan?

Mimi: All the girls found what they are wearing...

Kenshin: But...

Sora: Were thinking an outside wedding would be romantic

Kenshin: BUT...

Tai: Great! All we need to get now is the tux!

Kenshin: But... HOLD IT! Did you say... Tux?

Tai: Ofcourse! No ephense or anything but you can not go around wearing that!

Kenshin: What's wrong with my clothes?

Mimi: THEIR UGLY! Maybe if you...

Lets pause here for a moment... Mimi telling Kenshin his clothes sucks while he's in a bad mood... NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD! Now... Back to the story...

Kenshin: WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTTT????!!!!

Ok... Kenshin, once again, IS PISSED! AND I MEAN PISSED! Like before, he drew his sword again except this time he was so fast that before you know it, BAM! Mimi's dead! But he didn't stop there, he took the 2 pieces of Mimi and made it millions of little pieces, but that's not where it stops! Palmon over there called him a dickhole so Kenshin did something that's really painful... And took off Palmon's leaves one by one until she had no hair, then he ripped her feet off, shoved them down her throat and took out her eyes with his fingers and put them in a jar.

Kenshin: This goes in my trophie case.

Tai: I... I think... We should... Ummm... Let him... Wear... His Cl- Clothes!

Kenshin: Thank-You!

Miss Tai: NO WAY, I DON'T THINK SO! THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE MOST HAPPYIEST DAY OF MY LIFE SO YOUR GONNA WEAR WHAT I TELL YOU TO WEAR... DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Kenshin: Yes Miss Tai!

Miss Tai: Thank-you! Now... Lets talk later, I have a bachularette party to plan!

Ok... So what do you think now? Ok... So it has a bit more violence then last time but what can I say, it's only Palmon, right? So... Did it get better or worse? Do you think I should cut back on the violence or do you like to see lots of blood... Heh, heh, heh... Sorry! I'm one of those people that gets wrapped up in what they type but whatever you have to say, please tell me!