Ok, people, I don't own Weiß, but we should all know that by now shouldn't we? I don't own this song either. This song is owned by the Beastie Boys.

Girls

Youji:  What the fuck is this?

CherubKatan: Um, Youji honey, it's called a song script.

Youji: You want me to sing this though?!

CherubKatan: ~rolls eyes~ No, I don't. I want you to just sit there and stare at the page until your eyes start to water. Of course, I want you to sing it! Besides if you don't sing it the next time I write a fic involving you it'll be another death fic like the Lucky Man one was.

Youji: You wouldn't dare…

Ken: Hahaha, Youji singing, never thought I would see that.

Omi: Ano, Ken-kun you did see that, that whole mail order piece on that one episode.

Ken: Oh right… well at least we aren't.

CherubKatan: Think again sugar all four of you are singing it. ~throws the lyrics over to the rest of them~

Aya: … I'm not singing this.

CherubKatan: You'd better Aya, or else in Suicide's Intent, you won't get anymore Ken loving and I'll take out the other two chapters and leave you for dead.

Aya: ~growls and picks up lyrics~ CherubKatan… Shi-ne! ~muttered~

CherubKatan: ~looks over at Ran~ What did you say dear?

Aya: Nothing…

 CherubKatan: Now you all know what you're supposed to do, now get cracking. ~whips~

~beat to song starts up~

All: Girls!

Youji: All I really want is

All: Girls

Youji: ~smiling~ and in the morning it's

All: ~rolls eyes~ Girls

Youji: ~smirks~ Cause in the evening it's

All: Girls!

Youji: I like the way that they

All: walk.

Youji: And it's chill to hear them

All: talk.

Youji: And I can always make them

All: smile.

Youji: From White Castle to the

All: Nile.

Youji: Back in the

All: day.

Youji: There was this girl around the

All: way.

Youji: She liked my home-piece M.C.
All: A.

Youji: He said he would not give her

All: play.

Youji: I asked him, 'Please?' – he said, 'You

All: may.'

Youji: Her pants were tight and that's

All: ok.

Youji: If she would dance - I would

All: D.J.

Youji: We took a walk down to the

All: bay.

Youji: I hope she'll

All: say.

Youji: ~grimaces~ 'Hey me and you should hit the

All: hay.'

Youji: ~frowns~ I asked her out - she said, 'No

All: ~Aya, Ken and Omi grin~ way.'

Youji: ~glares at the three men~ So I broke North with no

All: delay.

Youji: ~pouts~ I heard she moved real far

All: away!

Youji: That was two years ago this

All: may.

Youji: ~eyes widen~ I seen her just the other

All: day.

Youji: Jockin' Mike D. to my

All: ~Youji whispers, "Who's that?" Aya, Ken and Omi point at a smirking Schuldig~ dismay

All: Girls

Youji: ~mouth opened in shock~ to do the dishes

All: Girls

Youji: to clean up my room

All: Girls

Youji: to do the laundry

All: Girls

Youji: and in the bathroom

All: Girls

Youji: All I really want is

All: Girls

Youji: two at a time- I want

All: girls. ~Ken mutters, "That's all he wants"~

Youji: ~glares at Ken~ With new wave hairdos - I want

All: girls ~Aya: pulls out katan~

Youji ~eep~ I ought to whip out my

All: ~Omi: rolls eyes~ girls, girls, girls, girls, girls! ~bows~

Youji: I hope your happy CherubKatan…

CherubKatan: ~beams~ Hai, quite proud, you, have such a good voice Youji. ~looks around~ In Fact you all do. You can leave now ^_^.

~all walks out grumbling~

Author's notes: erm gomen for this stupid song fic, I was driving to work last night and the radio station played it… and I have to say damn muses for giving me writers block for my other fanfiction… I am working on it… just had to do this… stupid thing wouldn't stop bothering me. Anyway, if you could read, review, and tell me how stupid it is I'll appreciate it. Arigatou. ^_^