Alexander lejeune
Story about nothing!
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Tifa: Oh......where could he be?
Cloud: Tifa......over here!
Tifa:oh there you are cloud...I've been looking all over for you!
Cloud: well here I am.
Tifa: oh cloud.
Aeris: oh there you two are.
Tifa: (sarcastically) Aeris!!!oh happy day!
Cloud: hey Aeris finally caught up huh?
Aeris: yup I've been looking for you all day! Let's not split up again okay cloudy?!
Tifa: rrrrrrrrrrrr...............
Cloud: okay...well anyways let's go to the inn okay?
Aeris: okaay cloudy woudy
Tifa:(staring madly at aeris almosty foaming at mouth)rrrrrrrrrrrr..............
Cloud: ummm yeah..
Little did cloud know what scheme the turks were coming up with after their last battle with the gang
Reno: oh they'll pay for this
Rude: yes definentally especially for what they did to tseng (still thinking that cloud had something to do with what sephiroth did to tseng)
Elena: they broke my nails!!!
Reno and rude stare at elena blankly
Elena:what!?
Tseng:would you guys cut that out! That was sephiroth!
Rude: but boss why are we gonna.....
But tseng interupts rudely
Tseng:because with this (make quotation marks like docter evil) "slave crown" I will control him
Reno: tseng!
Tseng: yes reno?
Reno: while you were wounded we were able to construct a clone, an exact replica of you except... only 1/6 your size!
Tseng:(putting his pinky up to his lip again like docter evil)
Elena:BRING IN THE CLONE!!!......
Back to the gang
Barret: cloud we were waiting for you, foo!
Cloud: yeah ,well I had to find aeris and tifa
Tifa:(still staring madly at aeris)
Aeris:(faking her innocence and trying to ditch tifa but everyone could tell)oh I'm sorry worry cloudy woudy but tifa wifa told me that you went were I was and that's how I got lost.
cid:sheesh!
RedXII: hey let's all go down to chillies!
All : okaay!!!
Back to the turks and tseng has been crazy about his new clone that he has affectionately dubbed minitseng
Tseng: come minitseng, sephiroth is awakening!
Then out of a pool of pure glowing mako rose a body that no one could mistake...
but before they could put the "slave crown" on him he blew up the building and all the turks with it and left if on fire
back at the resturaunt. With cloud outside
cloud:hmmmmm..... why do I sense his presence?
cloud:what's going on!
When suddenly the searing hot flames of the erupting shinra building get to cloud.
RedXII: chomp chomp chomp.........mmmm this chillie is good.
Everyone eating while aeris and tifa having another fight about who cloud likes more
Barret:where's cloud, foo?
Vincent: he said he wasn't hungry
Red XII looks up with a look of horror and chillie still slopping down his face and his dog eyes wide open.
RedXII: who said that!? No one can deny the chillie!! Look at it look at it!
Vincent: whoa! Calm down!
cid: sit your butt down, it's just chillie!
RedXII:just chillie? Just chillie?! Aaaauugh!!
Vincent getting a little nervous is saved right in time by a very serious cloud
Cloud: you guys somethings up......
tifa and aeris stop fighting staring blankly at cloud
tifa: what's going on?
Cloud: I just saw the shinra building blow up.... I think sephiroth is back
cid: What!?
Cloud: I can feel it you guys.. he's back
When suddenly sephiroth flies in and lands very elagently
Sephiroth: haHahahaha you pathetic worms!
You will never defea....oh is that chillie
Cloud: what are you doing here! I killed you!
Sephiroth:But I am back
Then he teleports with cloud having a sick feeling in his stomach.then teleports behind aeris and stabbes her right through the back.
cloud: Aeris no!!!
aeris:cloud.... (grasping clouds shirt)Protect the chilly.... uh
sephiroth: ha ha ha ha ha I finally have the chillie
vincent:it's just chillie man.
Red XIII:oooooh your just asking for it man
then as sephiroth is laughing cloud runs straight at him with buster sword at hand
cloud:I'll get you!!
....but sephiroth was gone, and so was the chillie
cloud: there's a message in the floor
go to the cave
cloud:............
and so it sent off to find the cave of evil, the cave of sephiroth
They searched everywhere for the cave but found nothing until something was glowing in the north sky.
cloud:that's where we need to go...
tifa: cloud you hardly touched your chillie from chillies
cloud: I know where to go
tifa: well that's nice, now eat your damn chillie!
Cloud: geez.
And later after he finally ate his gruely chilly I um mean chillie they got to the cave of sephiroth
Sephiroth:mmmm pork fried rice! I love pork fried rice!
Cloud:let's end this right now
Sephiroth: just one second (munch munch munch) okay let's fight.
Sephiroth punches cloud in the nose and he screams like a girl and falls on the ground bloody.
Sephiroth: you will never match my power!! Wha ha ha ha ha!
Cloud:waaaaaaaaaaaa
Then sephiroth flies away yelling "ha ha ha ha" but gets struck by lightning and lands with a loud thud!
RedXII: wow... what's the chances of that happenning?
Sephiroth: uhnn... um I'm okay....
Than the tree falls on him
Sephiroth: awww dammit!
Then sephiroth dies and they all lived happily ever after, except for cloud because everyone thinks he's a girl.
The End!
Story about nothing!
Play format
Back in black
Tifa: Oh......where could he be?
Cloud: Tifa......over here!
Tifa:oh there you are cloud...I've been looking all over for you!
Cloud: well here I am.
Tifa: oh cloud.
Aeris: oh there you two are.
Tifa: (sarcastically) Aeris!!!oh happy day!
Cloud: hey Aeris finally caught up huh?
Aeris: yup I've been looking for you all day! Let's not split up again okay cloudy?!
Tifa: rrrrrrrrrrrr...............
Cloud: okay...well anyways let's go to the inn okay?
Aeris: okaay cloudy woudy
Tifa:(staring madly at aeris almosty foaming at mouth)rrrrrrrrrrrr..............
Cloud: ummm yeah..
Little did cloud know what scheme the turks were coming up with after their last battle with the gang
Reno: oh they'll pay for this
Rude: yes definentally especially for what they did to tseng (still thinking that cloud had something to do with what sephiroth did to tseng)
Elena: they broke my nails!!!
Reno and rude stare at elena blankly
Elena:what!?
Tseng:would you guys cut that out! That was sephiroth!
Rude: but boss why are we gonna.....
But tseng interupts rudely
Tseng:because with this (make quotation marks like docter evil) "slave crown" I will control him
Reno: tseng!
Tseng: yes reno?
Reno: while you were wounded we were able to construct a clone, an exact replica of you except... only 1/6 your size!
Tseng:(putting his pinky up to his lip again like docter evil)
Elena:BRING IN THE CLONE!!!......
Back to the gang
Barret: cloud we were waiting for you, foo!
Cloud: yeah ,well I had to find aeris and tifa
Tifa:(still staring madly at aeris)
Aeris:(faking her innocence and trying to ditch tifa but everyone could tell)oh I'm sorry worry cloudy woudy but tifa wifa told me that you went were I was and that's how I got lost.
cid:sheesh!
RedXII: hey let's all go down to chillies!
All : okaay!!!
Back to the turks and tseng has been crazy about his new clone that he has affectionately dubbed minitseng
Tseng: come minitseng, sephiroth is awakening!
Then out of a pool of pure glowing mako rose a body that no one could mistake...
but before they could put the "slave crown" on him he blew up the building and all the turks with it and left if on fire
back at the resturaunt. With cloud outside
cloud:hmmmmm..... why do I sense his presence?
cloud:what's going on!
When suddenly the searing hot flames of the erupting shinra building get to cloud.
RedXII: chomp chomp chomp.........mmmm this chillie is good.
Everyone eating while aeris and tifa having another fight about who cloud likes more
Barret:where's cloud, foo?
Vincent: he said he wasn't hungry
Red XII looks up with a look of horror and chillie still slopping down his face and his dog eyes wide open.
RedXII: who said that!? No one can deny the chillie!! Look at it look at it!
Vincent: whoa! Calm down!
cid: sit your butt down, it's just chillie!
RedXII:just chillie? Just chillie?! Aaaauugh!!
Vincent getting a little nervous is saved right in time by a very serious cloud
Cloud: you guys somethings up......
tifa and aeris stop fighting staring blankly at cloud
tifa: what's going on?
Cloud: I just saw the shinra building blow up.... I think sephiroth is back
cid: What!?
Cloud: I can feel it you guys.. he's back
When suddenly sephiroth flies in and lands very elagently
Sephiroth: haHahahaha you pathetic worms!
You will never defea....oh is that chillie
Cloud: what are you doing here! I killed you!
Sephiroth:But I am back
Then he teleports with cloud having a sick feeling in his stomach.then teleports behind aeris and stabbes her right through the back.
cloud: Aeris no!!!
aeris:cloud.... (grasping clouds shirt)Protect the chilly.... uh
sephiroth: ha ha ha ha ha I finally have the chillie
vincent:it's just chillie man.
Red XIII:oooooh your just asking for it man
then as sephiroth is laughing cloud runs straight at him with buster sword at hand
cloud:I'll get you!!
....but sephiroth was gone, and so was the chillie
cloud: there's a message in the floor
go to the cave
cloud:............
and so it sent off to find the cave of evil, the cave of sephiroth
They searched everywhere for the cave but found nothing until something was glowing in the north sky.
cloud:that's where we need to go...
tifa: cloud you hardly touched your chillie from chillies
cloud: I know where to go
tifa: well that's nice, now eat your damn chillie!
Cloud: geez.
And later after he finally ate his gruely chilly I um mean chillie they got to the cave of sephiroth
Sephiroth:mmmm pork fried rice! I love pork fried rice!
Cloud:let's end this right now
Sephiroth: just one second (munch munch munch) okay let's fight.
Sephiroth punches cloud in the nose and he screams like a girl and falls on the ground bloody.
Sephiroth: you will never match my power!! Wha ha ha ha ha!
Cloud:waaaaaaaaaaaa
Then sephiroth flies away yelling "ha ha ha ha" but gets struck by lightning and lands with a loud thud!
RedXII: wow... what's the chances of that happenning?
Sephiroth: uhnn... um I'm okay....
Than the tree falls on him
Sephiroth: awww dammit!
Then sephiroth dies and they all lived happily ever after, except for cloud because everyone thinks he's a girl.
The End!
