Note: I don't own any of the characters mentioned below. Special thanks to QuakeMystic for letting me use his character, Damian, in my fanfic! NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT "A New Unborn" OR I'LL DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU!

WARNING! Contains blood, yuri, exploding human body parts, and nudity!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you. BLOODY ROAR CHARACTERS AND THEIR LOOKALIKES!





Chapter 1. Jenny v. Rouge.

Similarities: Both are sexy Both are bats Both are sought after because of their boob size Both have 2 costumes Both kick really well.

Differences: Rouge: Likes Knuckles secretly. Has white fur. Has eyelid shadow. Isn't a Zoanthrope ^^

Jenny: Likes Gado secretly Has black fur. Has bigger boobs XD Is a Zoanthrope

Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls.LLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRUMBLE!!!

Mills Lane: Now, listen! I want a good clean fight! No kicking below the belt, and.

Rouge: Oh shut up you withered bald shitface! (bites his neck, sucks some blood) (tosses Mills to Jenny) There you go, whore!

Jenny: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING A WHORE? (slaps Rouge)

ding ding! Reowwr! REOWWR! CATFIGHT!

Rouge: Ow, you skanky slut! You'd fuck that lion if given half a second! (Does her 4 hit kick combo) (chips away Jenny's left shoulder guard)

Jenny: (the fabric falls down to reveal half a boob) Ha! You can't reveal my boobs that easily! Now, as for you.(grabs Rouge's chestplate) (rips it off)

Audience Member 1: OH MY GOD! THOSE FUCKING JUMBOS ARE HUGE!

Damian: "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! THEYRE SO.........!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BOOOOOOOM!!!!!) (Brains go everywhere)

Rouge: (blushes) Well, I didn't know I'd be THAT good with guys! And as for you, skanky ho.(rips off ALL of Jenny's clothing)

Gado: Oh, my gosh! I should have fucked her when I had the chance!

(penises are heard exploding, a la "The Wave".)

Jenny: Ah, but to keep the readers entertained.(takes off Rouge's panties, leggings, and boots)

Rouge: Now we're fighting naked! ALL FUCKING RIGHT!

Jenny: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Rouge: .oh yesss.You ARE thinking that, aren't you, you sick pervert?

Jenny: hee hee hee.(lowers self to suck on Rouge's nipples)

Rouge: (moans a bit) Aaangh.No, not like that, you should know! Like THIS! (forces Jenny's head lower)

Jenny: Yes mistress! (starts to lick)

Rouge: Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnggggghhhhh.(cums without warning in Jenny's mouth)

Jenny: eek! Oh shit! Well, now it's your turn, big-head!

Rouge: Don't you.(clamps onto one nipple) call me.(clamps onto the other nipple) BIG HEAD! (does a French kiss with Jenny, tasting her own bodily fluids, white twisting Jenny's nipples)

Mills Lane: (wakes up) WHAT THE HELL?! (sees the yuri action going on) .I'll allow it!

Audience: (together) YOU BET YOU FUCKING WILL!

Jenny: (moans.and cums all over.)

Rouge: Jeez, it doesn't take much for you to cum, weakling! Now flip over.

Jenny: (flips over) Yes, mistress!

Rouge: Now suck my pussy while I suck yours!

Jenny: That sounds sick, but OK.(starts)

Audience Members: (heads explode a la The Wave)

Rouge: (cums) Ouuuuggggghhhhh~~~~~!!!!!!!!

Jenny: (cums faster and harder) Oughhh.OUGUUUGGGHHHHH! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

Mills Lane: This match is a tie!

E-Rotic: What the fuck have I just done.

Chapter 1 is over! REJOICE IN ITS YURINESS! I had my E-Rotic mix on, that's why I put E-Rotic in :P If you haven't heard his songs, go to http://audio.gamingforce.com/mp3/af/ddr3mix.php and download the E-Rotic songs.

\/ And now you must review! OR ELSE I WILL PRACTICE MY NC-17 "The Whistle Song" WITH YOU AS MY PARTNER!